Liza W. Sits Down* with Rogue Media to Talk About Feelings: The Gut Rot Victory, Pt. 2
April 3rd, 2017Editor’s note: This is part two of a nine-part series about Gut Rot’s victory on March 26, 2017.
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Week 2 Box Scores!
April 3rd, 2017| What The Puck |  |
1-2 |  |
Sky Fighters | Final |
| What The Puck: Zac Hogg (1) Sky Fighters: Olivier Brassard (1), Stephen D. (1) Goalie Win: Ed Podojil (via Gut Rot) |
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| Dark Rainbows |  |
1-4 |  |
Denim Demons | Final |
| Dark Rainbows: Emily Gregg (1) Denim Demons: Zach Fein (1), Josh Rosen (1), Lauren Keiling (1), Miles Wolmark (1) Goalie Win: Zach Lewis (via Free Agent) |
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| Tompkins Square Riots |  |
0-4 |  |
Mathematics | Final |
| Tompkins Square Riots: Mathematics: James Bobber (1), Jon Meyer (1), Bethy (via Free Agent), Eli Kazin (1) Goalie Win: Eitan (via Free Agent) |
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| Butchers |  |
4-5 |  |
Gut Rot | Final |
| Butchers: Dana Kravis (1), Peter D’Angelo x 2 (2), Mike Mincieli (2) Gut Rot: Michael Gilligan x 2 (3), Scott Kollar x 3 (4) Goalie Win: Ed Podojil (1) |
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| Cobra Kai |  |
1-3 |  |
LBS Inc. | Final |
| Cobra Kai: Liam Martens (1) LBS Inc.: Karsten Pichon (1), Luke Sellick (1), Michael Roberts (1) Goalie Win: Unknown Unknown (via Free Agent) |
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| Instant Karma |  |
2-5 |  |
Fresh Kills | Final |
| Instant Karma: Pete Wilson (1), Brianna Vernoia (1) Fresh Kills: Natasha Sweeten (1), Connor x 2 (2), Andrew Starr x 2 (2) Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (1) |
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| Fuzz |  |
9-4 |  |
Mega Touch | Final |
| Fuzz: Paul Licari x 2 (2), Jeff Laniado x 4 (5), Alyssa Murrett (1), Brian Hicks (2), Gil Valdez (1) Mega Touch: Alok Ghai (1), Alex Eben Meyer x 2 (3), Jeff Buffum (1) Goalie Win: Aaron Pagdon (1) |
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| Rehabs |  |
5-2 |  |
Corlears Hookers | Final |
| Rehabs: Christian O’Donnell (1), Alex May (3), Monique Rafferty (1), Ramy Odeh (1), Joey Batista (3) Corlears Hookers: Tiffany Hagge (2), Bill Ling (via Dark Rainbows) Goalie Win: Eric Ramirez (1) |
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| Gouging Anklebiters |  |
5-6 |  |
Poutine Machine | Final(OT) |
| Gouging Anklebiters: Sarah Moore x 2 (2), Matthew Workman (1), Ben Probert x 2 (3) Poutine Machine: Jo-Ann Provencher (1), Brian Sullivan (1), Mike Marron x 2 (2), Mike Pelts x 2 (2) Goalie Win: Scott Heese (1) |
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| Gremlins |  |
2-3 |  |
Filthier | Final |
| Gremlins: Cody Capps (1), Erich Graham (5) Filthier: Matthew Novick (1), James Pereira (2), Michael Law (1) Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (2) |
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Basement-Dwelling Geeks Pilfer Cup, Threaten BTSH Champions
April 1st, 2017Note from the Unpaid Editor: An entity calling itself Anonymous addressed the following message to the Rogue Media through our spokesman, Dr. Banjo Kazooie (capncaveman99 at gmail.com). The transmitting account called itself “BTSH Leaks” (which we will be henceforth referring to as BitchyLeaks), using an e-mail address containing a transparent attempt to frame a prominent and frequently controversial cross-fit proponent. (Full disclosure: said cross-fit proponent is currently under investigation for other crimes; however, our unpaid forensic team has evidence of his innocence in this matter.) After some deliberation over what to do with this message, which was quickly termed The Word Salad Communiqué, we have decided to run it in its entirety, unedited, and let the public decide. We will release further details as they emerge.
(Also, this is not an April Fool’s Day joke. The e-mail arrived on March 31.)
The Day The Earth Stood Drunk: The Gut Rot Victory, Pt. 1
March 31st, 2017Editor’s note: This is part one of a nine-part series about Gut Rot’s victory on March 26, 2017.
April 2, 2017 Previews (Week 2)!
March 31st, 2017What The Puck at Sky Fighters – East – 12:30
It must be “Mismatch Week”, as the home team dukes it out for dominance with their unequal visitors. Read the rest of this entry »
