Week 3 Box Scores
April 10th, 2017
| Butchers |  |
3-1 |  |
Denim Demons | Final |
| Butchers: Mike Mincieli (3), Arthur Revechkis (1), David St-Jules (1) Denim Demons: Zach Fein (2) Goalie Win: Tim Burke (1) |
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| Sky Fighters |  |
1-2 |  |
Mathematics | Final |
| Sky Fighters: Michael Teytelbaum (3) Mathematics: Jon Meyer (2), Zach Norris (1) Goalie Win: David Liang (2) |
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| Rehabs |  |
1-2 |  |
Fresh Kills | Final(SO) |
| Rehabs: Joey Batista (4) Fresh Kills: Connor (3) Shootout: Winner by Gabe Chenard-Poirier Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (2) |
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| Mega Touch |  |
1-3 |  |
Poutine Machine | Final |
| Mega Touch: Julie Katz (1) Poutine Machine: Timur Ridjanovic (1), Brian Sullivan (2), Mike Marron (3) Goalie Win: Scott Heese (2) |
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| Dark Rainbows |  |
2-5 |  |
Gut Rot | Final |
| Dark Rainbows: Brett Hiker (1), Aaron Friedman (1) Gut Rot: Len Guinto (1), Ramon Santiago x 2 (2), Jeff Hendricks (1), Tommy Cho (1) Goalie Win: Ed Podojil (2) |
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| Fuzz |  |
4-2 |  |
Gouging Anklebiters | Final |
| Fuzz: Jeff Laniado (6), Sarah Torneten (1), Unknown Unknown (via ), Brian Hicks (3) Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian (1), Chris Beswinger (1) Goalie Win: Aaron Pagdon (2) |
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| Cobra Kai |  |
2-1 |  |
Gremlins | Final |
| Cobra Kai: Rachel Longley (1), Lauren Jones (1) Gremlins: Erich Graham (6) Goalie Win: Campbell Weaver (2) |
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| Filthier |  |
3-6 |  |
LBS Inc. | Final |
| Filthier: Sunny Mehra x 2 (3), Ann Mathews (2) LBS Inc.: Jake Chaplin (1), Jason Bogdaneris (1), Scott Kaston (1), Karsten Pichon x 2 (3), Michael Roberts (2) Goalie Win: Steve Friedman (via Free Agent) |
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| Corlears Hookers |  |
6-0 |  |
Instant Karma | Final |
| Corlears Hookers: Danilo Biagioni x 2 (2), Jenna Hobeika x 2 (2), Jeff Kamen (2), Bill Ling (2) Instant Karma: Goalie Win: Kevin Longwell (2) |
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| What The Puck |  |
3-2 |  |
Tompkins Square Riots | Final |
| What The Puck: Eric Higger x 2 (2), Paul Picinich (1) Tompkins Square Riots: Sebastien Malo (1), Kevin Zhao (1) Goalie Win: Matt Newman (via Free Agent) |
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Week 3 Previews (April 9, 2017): BTSH to Deliver Another Deep, Rich Week of Hockey
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HiFi? More like WHYfi
April 5th, 2017Editor’s note: we received the following Request For Proposals through our normal surreptitious channels. It contains one of the best Rich Glanzer impersonations we’ve received so far. As is customary with Fake Rich Glanzer Articles (FRGAs), we have not edited the text, to help preserve its similarity to a real one.
Liza W. Sits Down* with Rogue Media to Talk About Feelings: The Gut Rot Victory, Pt. 2
April 3rd, 2017Editor’s note: This is part two of a nine-part series about Gut Rot’s victory on March 26, 2017.
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Week 2 Box Scores!
April 3rd, 2017| What The Puck | |
1-2 | |
Sky Fighters | Final |
| What The Puck: Zac Hogg (1) Sky Fighters: Olivier Brassard (1), Stephen D. (1) Goalie Win: Ed Podojil (via Gut Rot) |
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| Dark Rainbows | |
1-4 | |
Denim Demons | Final |
| Dark Rainbows: Emily Gregg (1) Denim Demons: Zach Fein (1), Josh Rosen (1), Lauren Keiling (1), Miles Wolmark (1) Goalie Win: Zach Lewis (via Free Agent) |
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| Tompkins Square Riots | |
0-4 | |
Mathematics | Final |
| Tompkins Square Riots: Mathematics: James Bobber (1), Jon Meyer (1), Bethy (via Free Agent), Eli Kazin (1) Goalie Win: Eitan (via Free Agent) |
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| Butchers | |
4-5 | |
Gut Rot | Final |
| Butchers: Dana Kravis (1), Peter D’Angelo x 2 (2), Mike Mincieli (2) Gut Rot: Michael Gilligan x 2 (3), Scott Kollar x 3 (4) Goalie Win: Ed Podojil (1) |
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| Cobra Kai | |
1-3 | |
LBS Inc. | Final |
| Cobra Kai: Liam Martens (1) LBS Inc.: Karsten Pichon (1), Luke Sellick (1), Michael Roberts (1) Goalie Win: Unknown Unknown (via Free Agent) |
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| Instant Karma | |
2-5 | |
Fresh Kills | Final |
| Instant Karma: Pete Wilson (1), Brianna Vernoia (1) Fresh Kills: Natasha Sweeten (1), Connor x 2 (2), Andrew Starr x 2 (2) Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (1) |
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| Fuzz | |
9-4 | |
Mega Touch | Final |
| Fuzz: Paul Licari x 2 (2), Jeff Laniado x 4 (5), Alyssa Murrett (1), Brian Hicks (2), Gil Valdez (1) Mega Touch: Alok Ghai (1), Alex Eben Meyer x 2 (3), Jeff Buffum (1) Goalie Win: Aaron Pagdon (1) |
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| Rehabs | |
5-2 | |
Corlears Hookers | Final |
| Rehabs: Christian O’Donnell (1), Alex May (3), Monique Rafferty (1), Ramy Odeh (1), Joey Batista (3) Corlears Hookers: Tiffany Hagge (2), Bill Ling (via Dark Rainbows) Goalie Win: Eric Ramirez (1) |
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| Gouging Anklebiters | |
5-6 | |
Poutine Machine | Final(OT) |
| Gouging Anklebiters: Sarah Moore x 2 (2), Matthew Workman (1), Ben Probert x 2 (3) Poutine Machine: Jo-Ann Provencher (1), Brian Sullivan (1), Mike Marron x 2 (2), Mike Pelts x 2 (2) Goalie Win: Scott Heese (1) |
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| Gremlins | |
2-3 | |
Filthier | Final |
| Gremlins: Cody Capps (1), Erich Graham (5) Filthier: Matthew Novick (1), James Pereira (2), Michael Law (1) Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (2) |
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