Basement-Dwelling Geeks Pilfer Cup, Threaten BTSH Champions
April 1st, 2017Note from the Unpaid Editor: An entity calling itself Anonymous addressed the following message to the Rogue Media through our spokesman, Dr. Banjo Kazooie (capncaveman99 at gmail.com). The transmitting account called itself “BTSH Leaks” (which we will be henceforth referring to as BitchyLeaks), using an e-mail address containing a transparent attempt to frame a prominent and frequently controversial cross-fit proponent. (Full disclosure: said cross-fit proponent is currently under investigation for other crimes; however, our unpaid forensic team has evidence of his innocence in this matter.) After some deliberation over what to do with this message, which was quickly termed The Word Salad Communiqué, we have decided to run it in its entirety, unedited, and let the public decide. We will release further details as they emerge.
(Also, this is not an April Fool’s Day joke. The e-mail arrived on March 31.)
The Day The Earth Stood Drunk: The Gut Rot Victory, Pt. 1
March 31st, 2017Editor’s note: This is part one of a nine-part series about Gut Rot’s victory on March 26, 2017.
April 2, 2017 Previews (Week 2)!
March 31st, 2017What The Puck at Sky Fighters – East – 12:30
It must be “Mismatch Week”, as the home team dukes it out for dominance with their unequal visitors. Read the rest of this entry »
BTSH Plants Undercover Agents on Scene of Infamous Opening Party — Agents Report on Timeline of Events in “HiFi” Bar and Lounge
March 27th, 20176:40pm: The sandwich falls on the floor during set up, and early volunteers picked it up while counting to 5 in hushed tones.
Week 1 Box Scores!
March 27th, 2017
| Fresh Kills |  |
3-0 |  |
LBS Inc. | Final |
| Fresh Kills: Ashley Singer (1), Ariel Imas x 2 (2) LBS Inc.: Goalie Win: Kevin Longwell (via Corlears Hookers) |
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| Cobra Kai |  |
1-0 |  |
Instant Karma | Final |
| Cobra Kai: Will Green (1) Instant Karma: Goalie Win: Campbell Weaver (1) |
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| Corlears Hookers |  |
4-2 |  |
Mega Touch | Final |
| Corlears Hookers: John Wolff (1), Tiffany Hagge (1), Brian Cronauer (1), Jeff Kamen (1) Mega Touch: Alex Eben Meyer (1), Aaron Arredondo (1) Goalie Win: Kevin Longwell (1) |
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| Rehabs |  |
4-3 |  |
Fuzz | Final(OT) |
| Rehabs: Alex May x 2 (2), Joey Batista x 2 (2) Fuzz: Jeff Laniado (1), Miles Hilder (1), Brian Hicks (1) Goalie Win: Hector Melendez (1) |
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| Filthier |  |
3-0 |  |
Denim Demons | Final |
| Filthier: Sunny Mehra (1), Ann Mathews (1), James Pereira (1) Denim Demons: Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (1) |
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| Mathematics |  |
2-1 |  |
Butchers | Final |
| Mathematics: Sam Norris x 2 (2) Butchers: Mike Mincieli (1) Goalie Win: David Liang (1) |
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| Gouging Anklebiters |  |
2-3 |  |
Sky Fighters | Final(SO) |
| Gouging Anklebiters: Jeremy Schumacher (1), Ben Probert (1) Sky Fighters: Michael Teytelbaum x 2 (2) Shootout: Winner by Michael Teytelbaum Goalie Win: James Stein (1) |
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| Poutine Machine |  |
0-3 |  |
What The Puck | Final |
| Poutine Machine: What The Puck: Mike Dudolevitch (1), Justin Michaliga x 2 (2) Goalie Win: Jordan Gerow (1) |
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| Gremlins |  |
7-0 |  |
Dark Rainbows | Final |
| Gremlins: Iannis Tourlakis (1), Ryan Mills (1), Erich Graham x 4 (4), Maire Lane (1) Dark Rainbows: Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (1) |
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| Gut Rot |  |
3-2 |  |
Tompkins Square Riots | Final(SO) |
| Gut Rot: Michael Gilligan (1), Scott Kollar (1) Tompkins Square Riots: Christina Rohe (1), David Frost (1) Shootout: Winner by Liza Watts Goalie Win: Matt Newman (via Free Agent) |
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