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by the Anklebiters & Friends Production Crew

*Reposting this article with a different video link for FB, FYI.

It’s back!  The most infamous night of the BTSH season has returned from retirement.  Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the 5th BTSH Olympiad is coming on Sunday, August 21st.  Start time is 7pm…be ready to call out sick on Monday.

Welcome yourself back to the land of the infamous Bar Mat Shot, the leopard print jane, boot-and-rally beer chugs and, of course, the celebratory cupcake in the ass.

WHAT THEY ARE SAYING:

Craig LaCombe: “We’re looking forward to the greatest night in BTSH history.  I even talked to Rosie (Jason Rosenstock, former Hot Legs champion) who’s going for the Brazilian wax. I’m predicting he reclaims the title.”

Jason Rosenstock: “I’m as bald as baby down there…except for a grundle landing strip.  Let’s do this thing.”

Chris Lee (Owner of Parkside): “We’ve upped the insurance plan and ordered 15 cases of Highlife.  The burlesque catwalk is gonna be ready for the hot legs – let’s go!”

PRE-PARTY AT TOMPKINS:

The festivities start early at the courts with our party table.  Enjoy Amy’s legendary chocolate-covered berries and some other stuff we’re not allowed to write about!

THE EVENTS:

1. Over The Top Arm Wrestling Tourney (Men’s and Women’s)
2. PBR Chugging Contest (3 people per team, 3 beers each, at least one lady)
3. Sharif Corinaldi Memorial Hot Legs Competition
4. Beer Pong Tourney
5. The Bar Napkin Love Poem Competition
6. 2 Girls, 1 Cup (2 Ladies per team, both have straws and must down a cup of beer)
7. Phallic Fluffer Eating Contest (one hot dog, two meatballs, a blow job shot and no hands)
8. Flip Cup (3-on-3, at least one lady per team)
9. Our Mystery Charity Event

Sign up forms available at the bar and online.

Plus:

• $3 Highlifes!
• $3 PBR Drafts!
• $8 Car Bombs!
• Free Pizza!

by the Anklebiters & Friends Production Crew

It’s back!  The most infamous night of the BTSH season has returned from retirement.  Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the 5th BTSH Olympiad is coming on Sunday, August 21st.  Start time is 7pm…be ready to call out sick on Monday.

Welcome yourself back to the land of the infamous Bar Mat Shot, the leopard print jane, boot-and-rally beer chugs and, of course, the celebratory cupcake in the ass.

WHAT THEY ARE SAYING:

Craig LaCombe: “We’re looking forward to the greatest night in BTSH history.  I even talked to Rosie (Jason Rosenstock, former Hot Legs champion) who’s going for the Brazilian wax. I’m predicting he reclaims the title.”

Jason Rosenstock: “I’m as bald as baby down there…except for a grundle landing strip.  Let’s do this thing.”

Chris Lee (Owner of Parkside): “We’ve upped the insurance plan and ordered 15 cases of Highlife.  The burlesque catwalk is gonna be ready for the hot legs – let’s go!”

PRE-PARTY AT TOMPKINS:

The festivities start early at the courts with our party table.  Enjoy Amy’s legendary chocolate-covered berries and some other stuff we’re not allowed to write about!

THE EVENTS:

1. Over The Top Arm Wrestling Tourney (Men’s and Women’s)
2. PBR Chugging Contest (3 people per team, 3 beers each, at least one lady)
3. Sharif Corinaldi Memorial Hot Legs Competition
4. Beer Pong Tourney
5. The Bar Napkin Love Poem Competition
6. 2 Girls, 1 Cup (2 Ladies per team, both have straws and must down a cup of beer)
7. Phallic Fluffer Eating Contest (one hot dog, two meatballs, a blow job shot and no hands)
8. Flip Cup (3-on-3, at least one lady per team)
9. Our Mystery Charity Event

Sign up forms available at the bar and online.

Plus:

• $3 Highlifes!
• $3 PBR Drafts!
• $8 Car Bombs!
• Free Pizza!

Written by the other Rachel. Rachel Klion. Watch out kids, Rachels are taking over.

I don’t always write for the BTSH website, but when I do it’s for something RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME.

Don’t call it a comeback. BTSH OLYMPICS ARE BACK.

If you haven’t already called in sick on Monday we’ll give you a pass, but you should probably at least schedule a 9am “doctor’s appointment” to avoid side eye from your boss when you slink in at 11am smelling like someone dumped Miller High Life on a bag of hot garbage.

I’ve only been in the league for 2-3 years, so I can’t comment on the Olympics historically, but luckily this article speaks for itself. Do you see the shoes we have to fill? Ok good, read on then.

Here’s an overview of what you can look forward to next Sunday:

At the courts – general merriment. Jello shots, booze berries, mild nudity, the usual.

Opening Ceremonies – Prepare for shenanigans. I’m not giving anything away here, so just BE THERE.

Arm Wrestling – We tried to cut this event, but Rich Glanzer insisted on keeping it. My money’s on nobody, because this event doesn’t involve booze, banana hammocks, or hockey, so it basically doesn’t exist in my mind.

Beer pong/flip cup – Boring, but we couldn’t not throw this in.

Hot Legs – GAMS ON GAMS. I originally thought this was “hot dog legs”, but alas I was wrong. This one is pretty self explanatory – who has the hottest legs. From what I’ve heard, prepare to see a lot of accidental underball (grundle?) and ass cheeks

Napkin Love Poem Contest – As the night goes on, the lights dwindle, and R Kelly’s Bump N Grind comes on, BTSHers everywhere get a little romantic. There are no rules for this besides “write a love poem on a napkin”, leaving the word ‘love’ open to interpretation…

Case Race – In my humble opinion, this is the main event. Four person teams, 2 guys and 2 girls have to kill 3 beers each as quickly as possible. You can drink them any way you wish – chug, sip, shotgun, funnel, Das Boot, Flabongo (you request it, I’ll bring it). This is where legends are made. If you’re not first, you’re last.

All of this will be taking place at Parkside Lounge, whose manager was kind enough to not only give us all day drink specials, but also agree to look the other way at the occasional boot and rally. He gets it. This isn’t HiFi, so I expect all of you degenerates to be there.

USA! USA! USA!

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