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So another week in the books and I have to say, it was a pretty good week for BTSH. As a matter of fact, it was too good. There are going to be a lot of angry Facebook posts from Schuey wondering why a few people didn’t get stars. Well Mr. Shoe-maker, typically if you score two goals and an OT winner you are going to get a star. But I don’t have any good pics of Sebastian and Gil says Gabe should have scored three. So no stars for them! Plus everyone gets a hat trick vs. the Elves so what did Bradley really accomplish? However, lets celebrate the heroes below. 

So many options, but only three stars.

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But first—Please Sign up for the Rose Charities Tournament this Saturday before you can access the 3 Stars of the week.  This is the honor system; you can access the 3 Stars without signing up, but then you’ll have to live with how you failed BTSH rule #1–Don’t be a dick–Sign up today!

http://www.btsh.org/bruise/btsh-related/annual-rose-charities-tournament/

Have you been being spammed by this tourney?!  We hope so, and hope to see you there!  But, now onto the content you came here for…

This week on 3 Stars, Sarah Moore captures the highly coveted and only-possible-at-the-beginning-of-the-season, ACE of Pace award!  You just have to tell Ace you won the award, and maybe they’ll give you a free High Life.  I’m not sure if they have ever heard of this award, yet…

In the past two weeks, she’s potted more goals than I think everyone, guys included, and is tied with Ryan G on Instant Karma (I know, Rich, Derek, and Eli, shootout goals don’t count—but when they win you the game—they count more than any other goal in my book (except those goals that aren’t in shootouts that still win you the game))

2nd Star: The Demons

Oftentimes the Demons don’t get much press, other than Jen’s own FB posts, which some, if not all, would call self-promotion.  But, when you take down the 2014 PBR Cup champs–you’re going to get a star and a little publicity. And, when I say “take down the 2014 PBR Cup champs,” I mean you shadowed Gabe the whole game.  Nice work, Demons!

3rd Star: Rich Glanzer

Few people know this, but you don’t actually have to be at a game on Sunday to become a star.  BTSH is all about what you do on the court AND off the court.  While most of you don’t ever want to know what Rich does off the court nightly from 1:05am to 1:05:28am (and sometimes makes it an extra 4 seconds to 1:05:32am), this time is worth it. While away, Rich did more than talk to tranny strippers in Las Vegas. Rich lived up to his name for the first time and made a bunch of monaayyyy while also starting his modeling career for charitable organizations!!!

Here is the only money shot Rich has ever had:

Who wouldn’t want to donate after feeling so bad about the person in the photo?! 

So I was in Vegas and couldn’t get a good vibe for the 3 stars. But I will never abandon the Not 3 stars. So who were the worst of the worst?

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