Preview
October 23rd, 2014
We all remember this classic movie from 1987. The loser dweeb tries to date the hottest chick in the school
Quarterfinals Box Scores
October 20th, 2014We’re Down To The Final Four
Zach flashes the People’s Eyebrow.
#2 Fresh Kills 3, #8 Cobra Kai 2
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard 2, Pete Gordon
Cobra Kai: Rachel L. 2
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch
#1 Corlears Hookers 3, #10 Sky Fighters 2 (OT-SO)
Corlears Hookers: Tiffany Hagge, John Wolff
Sky Fighters: Olivier Brassard, Roman Teytelbaum
Goalie Win: Dustin Olson
Shootout: Corlears Hookers win 1-0. Successful attempt by John Wolff.
#5 Mathematics 2, #4 Happy Little Elves 1
Mathematics: Joey Batista, Brad Schmidt
Happy Little Elves: Rob Walsh
Goalie Win: David Liang
#3 La Famiglia 2, #6 Denim Demons 0
La Famiglia: Denis Miciletto 2
Shutout: Tim Kayiatos
Another Non-Elf/Math Playoff Preview
October 15th, 2014Denim Demons at La Famiglia
The BTSH Universe will be presented with quite the dilemma this Sunday at 3 PM. Watch Math-Elves on the East Court, or give Demons-Famiglia on the West Court a look…oh who are we kidding, everyone is going to watch Math-Elves! But if Denis, Shafiq, Creamy, Lisa, Kamen, Coach, Lee, Christina, and countless others participate in a game that no one watches, does it even exist?
Sorry Jenna, but Ben will not be watching your game on Sunday.
-The Demons beat the Elves early in the season, while La Famiglia split with the Elves over the summer. Advantage: DEMONS
-Neither team played Math this season. Advantage: PUSH
-La Famiglia has one former Math/Elf on their roster. The Demons have none. Advantage: FAMIGLIA
-Gil led the Elves with 18 goals. Jeff led the Demons with 16, while Denis led Famiglia with 12. Advantage: DEMONS
-Reffing…neither team came close to reffing as many games as Math or the Elves. Advantage: PUSH
-Adam Rubens would totally buy a Math shirt. Advantage: DEMONS
Looks like we have to take the Demons in this one, 3-1.
Rich: Assuming that no one that hasn’t played on either the Elves or Math will score, that would mean the Tuques win 1-0 on Cruff’s goal. It would also mean Craig is somehow in net for the Demons since Jenna scores on Craig in the playoffs. This all seems very plausible so I’ll go with the Tuques, 1-0 on this one.
Non-Elf/Math Playoff Previews
October 15th, 2014
Diane emailed The Authority and Intern Nick and said she’s tired of Math and the Elves, but misses when we talk about wrestling. She also wants to know how Gut Rot will do in their exhibition game.
But Which Team Is $h0wT!m3 Rooting For?
October 14th, 2014
I’d say the answer is clear.
