Week 18 Boxscores
September 17th, 2013Ed. Note: Thanks to Eli Kazin for hanging late and getting these scores to us!
Biters goals by Alex Owen (2) and Zack Papper. I’m assuming Craig had the shutout.
Happy Little Elves 1, Denim Demons 0
Elves goal by Trevor Beauclair. Shutout for Jamie B.
Fresh Kills 7, Filthy Gorgeous 2
Fresh Kills goals by Gabe (3), Alice Bertoni, Patrick Moore, Dave Soko, Scott Lee.
Filthy goals by Suvin and JJ.
Butchers 5, Rehabs 1
Butchers goals by Joey Batista (3) and Gary Cohen (2).
Rehabs goal by Noelle, possibly?
Mathematics 4, Tompkins Square Riots 2
Math goals by Nathan Norris, Sam Norris, Zach Norris, Bradley Schmidt.
Riots goals by Alex Frenette and Anthony Thomas.
Cobra Kai 3, Mega Touch 1
Cobra Kai goals by Jerry Chavez, Rachel, David.
Mega Touch goal by Joe Lops.
Dark Rainbows 3, Gut Rot 0
Rainbows goals by Josh Wilson (2) and Rebecca Norris. Shutout for Tim Burke.
LBS, Inc 4, Sky Fighters 3 (OT)
LBS, Inc. goals by Karsten (2), Jason Bogdaneris, Fernando Limonic.
Sky Fighters goals by Dan Hopper, Mark Bloom, Guy Lechasseur.
La Famiglia 2, Poutine Machine 1 (OT-SO)
Famiglia goal by Eric Fortin.
Poutine goal by Kevin Loftus.
WTP goal by Hannah Stark
THIS DAY IN LIME-TOSS HISTORY
September 16th, 2013
Chutney Downs, London, 1846.
Moments after, the madding crowd razed Chutney Downs and unleashed a “Horrific Tsounammy of Hooliganism.” Cities worldwide now lay in cinders, and Millions are dead, mostly from pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico
Lord Dogstuffer-Browncastle has not been located since the Incident; leading phrenologists speculate that his head has imploded.
Such a tumultuous tide of Orgiastic Devastation has not rampaged across Britain’s homeland since the previous match of Lime-Toss, which was yesterday.
–The Royal Crown Daily Journal of Farm Animal Relations and Citrus Sports,
Editor’s Note: No, we don’t have any idea what it means either.
Important Reminder – Games Are Earlier Next Week!!
September 15th, 2013Next Sunday is the last week of the regular season (games are makeup games from the May 19th rainout) and because of the earlier sunset, games have been moved up half an hour.
Here’s the revised schedule:
12:30 PM East Mega Touch at Gut Rot
12:30 PM West Gremlins at Dark Rainbows
1:30 PM East What The Puck at Denim Demons
1:30 PM West Cobra Kai at La Famiglia
2:30 PM East Mathematics at Happy Little Elves
2:30 PM West Filthy Gorgeous at Corlears Hookers
4:00 PM East Fresh Kills at Sky Fighters
4:00 PM West Butchers at Poutine Machine
5:00 PM East Rehabs at Tompkins Square Riots
5:00 PM West Gouging Anklebiters at LBS, Inc.
Mea Culpa, BTSH
September 15th, 2013Some of you may have noticed we didn’t get any game previews up for you this week. We could just say we were taking care of personal matters like Martin Biron. Or lie and say we were trying to negotiate a new deal for Tim Thomas (sorry Ant, no one is believing that one). We could even blame it on the Jewish holidays. But that wouldn’t be right. In fact our intrepid colleagues Rich Glanzer and Eli Kazin (aka “the Hebrews Who Bring You the News”) hit their deadlines like the professionals they are.
But the simple fact is our paying commitments this week exceeded the available amount of time we had. And BTSH suffered as a result.
It’s our bad, we take full responsibility and it won’t happen again. But in the meantime, the world should not be denied the genius of Messrs. Glanzer and Kazin. Read their stuff and give them a little extra love on the court today, ok?
Cobra Kai at Mega Touch
Tompkins Square East, 4:30 pm
by Eli “Norris” Kazin
What the Puck at Corlears Hookers
Tompkins Square West, 4:30 pm
by Rich “The song should be called ‘Holding out for a Glanzer'” Glanzer
Congrats to the Corlears Hookers who saved our soul and deprived Fresh Kills of their perfect season. But don’t thank the Hookers, thank me. Richie was once again Richie Hero as I implored the Hookers to victory. Word on the street is the Hookers want to make me honorary captain for their eventual meetup in the Championship Game and as of now I am taking that offer under advisement.
Week 16 & 17 Boxscores
September 11th, 2013
WEEK 16
Poutine Machine 1 – Jerome Ramos
Mathematics 4 – Sam Norris 2, Zach Norris 2
Mega Touch 3 – Adriano Bratta 2, Julie Katz
Gut Rot 3 – Larry Gilligan, Tom Caldwell, Mark Cheney
Tompkins Square Riots 0
Shutout for Bill Tucker
La Famiglia 7 – Denis Miciletto 5, Shafiq Perry, Bill Monahan
Corlears Hookers 4 – Gavin Kearney 2, Sarah Newnam, Tiffany Hagge
Sky Fighters 4 – Martin Cejka 2, Dan Hopper, Guy Lechasseur
Shutout for Ariel Kipnis
WEEK 17
Skyfighters 0
Shutout for Aaron Pagdon
La Famiglia 4 – Shafiq Perry, John Fidge, Brian Ferry, Eric Fortin (2)
Tompkins Square Riots 2 – Vanick Zhu, Chris Perez
Gut Rot 5 – Mike Finnegan (5)
Mathematics 2 – Eli Kazin, ?
Filthy Gorgeous 6 – Suvin Malik (2), James Periera (4)
What the Puck 2 – Mike Caruana, ?
Corlears Hookers 5 – Jesse Scolaro, Jason Eitel, Noelle Safar, Sarah Newnam, Danilo Biagioni
Fresh Kills 4 – Ariel Imas, Patrick Moore, Alice Bertoni, Liz Campbell
Dark Rainbows 2 – Sean Reynolds, Mike Dudelovitch
Gouging Anklebiters 0
Shutout – Ariel Kipnis
Mega Touch 3 – Alex Eben Meyer, Adriano Bratta (2)
Rehabs 2 – Robert Blandi, Jeff ?
Butchers 3 – Georgine Paulin, Jenny
Lbs. 1 – Tommy Capotosta
Happy Little Elves 4 -Gil Valdes, Rob Muggeo, Julie Katz, ?
Poutine Machine 2 – Ashish Nagpal, Joann Provencher
Gremlins 6 – Ryan Mills (2), Krish Daftary, Alison Busch, Maire Lane (2)
Cobra Kai 3 – JJ Murphy, Mark Talerico (2)
