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written by JW

Every year the BTSH Media works incredibly hard and writes a bunch of forgettable articles and previews (we literally forgot about several of them, until some brave soul went digging) that 7% of the league reads and 1.5% of the league enjoys. 

The time of year has come again for you, the BTSH voting public, to decide who you feel deserves the coveted Clavvy Award this year (https://www.btsh.org/bruise/announcing-the-byron-clavicle-blue-ribbon-endowment-for-superlative-quality-in-long-form-hockey-oriented-journalistic-endeavors/), as well as who wrote the best previews of the year. 

As always, the winner will get beer or yoo-hoo from the great Dr. Clavicle himself. 

It’s here!  The moment you BTSHers have been waiting for…

2019 BTSH Award Nominations!!!

Congratulations to each of the nominees.  The winners will be announced LIVE during the end of season party at the Parkside Lounge this Sunday, November 3^rd.  The festivities kick-off after the conclusion of the PBR and Schlitz Cup finals with plenty of drink specials to make you think Russ is funny.  We’ll see you there!

By the Masked Elf

7 teams left, only one will win the coveted PBR Cup. And if you’re not one one of the 7 teams, or in one of Frey’s depraved sports pools, you might have trouble picking a team to root for. Gil recently asked me if anyone was rooting for Fuzz, and I said, “Maybe (Brian Sullivan Alert) Brian Sullivan.” 

Well The Masked Elf is her to help you choose who to root for. Because while all 7 teams are filled with assholes that are unlovable, they each have one good person left.

Lbs.

No, not saying Boylan. She won’t return a phone call for 3 days she can go to hell. The person to root for here is the King of Degens, Alex Frey. The guy sets up pools for all the gamblers, uses the Free Agent list, and always has an alcoholic beverage for you after the game, even if it is disgusting box wine. Good luck Mr. Freylikhman, you are certainly a Gentlemen.

Due to the monsoon today’s games are canceled.

The best place in NYC to watch the Bruins at Rangers game is at the 12th Street Ale House.

Kicking us off at 12:30 pm is a potential Open Scrimmage.

What the Puck and Gut Rot get the Schlitz Cup playoffs going at 1:30 pm on the West Court.

Followed by Mega Touch and Tompkins Square Riots over on the East Court at 1:30 pm.

PBR Cup playoffs resume on East Court at 3 pm with the Gouging Anklebiters against Gremlins.

Over on the West Court is LBS against Fresh Kills at 3 pm.

Instant Karma and Cobra Kai throw down on the East Court at 4:15 pm.

And Dark Rainbows against Sky Fighters is over on West Court at 4:15 pm.