Season Preview: Rehabs

March 18th, 2009

Meredith Is Clearly All Business

Rehabs 2009

Color: Black
Year Founded: 2001
2008 Regular Season Finish: 10-5-1-1 (8th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Unicorns in first round
Division: Rubens
2009 Marketing Slogan: “$how the passion.  $how the $wagger.”
Key Additions: Rob Blandi (Free Agent), Ken Hill (Free Agent), Sean McClain (Free Agent)
Key Losses: Sal Malguarnera (What The Puck), Stacy Kehoe (Fellowship), Brian Wong, Molly Holder

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Season Preview: Denim Demons

March 17th, 2009

Fair Enough.

Denim Demons

Color: Red
Year Founded: 2002
2008 Regular Season Finish: 11-3-2-1 (5th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Filthy Gorgeous in quarterfinals
Division: Rubens
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Come cheer our opponents!”
Key Additions: None
Key Losses: None

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Season Preview: Happy Little Elves

March 16th, 2009

Ben And Rich Plan To Turn The Elves Around 360 Degrees

Elves 2009

Color: Kermit The Frog Green
Year Founded: 2008
2008 Regular Season Finish: 1-14-1-1 (17th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Mexican Standoff in play-in game
Division: Rubens
2009 Marketing Slogan: “It can only get better.”
Key Additions: Chris Adrahtas (Free Agent), Peter Benedetto (Free Agent)
Key Losses: Jonathan “The Barnacle” Levine (Boston)

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Season Preview: Dark Rainbows

March 15th, 2009

Jesus Returns To Offense

White Jesus

Color: Pink
Year Founded: 2004
2008 Regular Season Finish: 11-5-1 (6th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Corlears Hookers in second round
Division: Schloeder
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Pretty in pink.”
Key Additions: Dan “Danny Abs” Abdo (Return From Boozing)
Key Losses: K.C. Fisher

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BTSH Opening Day is March 29

March 9th, 2009

Big Sexy’s Ready For The 2009 Season, Are You?

Big Sexy 2009

The BTSH regular season will commence on Sunday, March 29, 2009.  Be sure to periodically check the site for the forthcoming regular schedule and team previews for all 18 teams.