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By Arya Stark & Snoop Dogg

Butchers (+140)
Gouging Anklebiters (-170)

Arya’s Pick: Sorry Cheeks (I mean Snoop), but your Butchers have been super inconsistent so far this season, and the Biters are better than I’ve ever seen them.  Look for Probie to put up at least two as the Biters take this one by 2 or 3.

Snoop Dogg’s Pick: Butchers are missing some key players this week and already lost once to the Biters, but “you’ve got to always go back in time if you want to move forward.” To ignite and excite this match up we have two couples going head-to-head – Creamy vs. Diana and Dana vs. Shuey – but you know the Dogg, I’m here for the luv. So I think the Butchers will be more prepared this time around, it’ll be tight but feel like Biters will top Butchers by two.

Consensus: I got more Mack than Craig and in the bed, believe me sweetie I got enough to feed the needy.

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By Richiehero

Third Star

Boatsex Brad from Denim Demons

In the, “Stop Stop he’s already Dead” week there was a massive upset. The self proclaimed, “Back to Proudly Being League Dicks” Demons stunned the BTSH Universe by upsetting Fresh Kills. Brad got the Demons started early with a goal and an excessive fist pump for a 1-0 game. But as he usually does, he backed up his actions by netting another and scoring in the shootout.

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Fuzz finally defeated their nemesis the Habs.

Fuzz then powered their way over Mega Touch. 

Habs were pretty pissed about their loss and took it out on Gut Rot. 

Hookers got down to business against the Sky Fighters. 

Filthier, powered by Tim K, defeated Dark Rainbows. 

LBS were missing a couple players and narrowly escaped the Riots. 

Pucks played an inspiring game against the Butchers. 

Poutine got revenge on Cobra Kai. 

Demons defeated Fresh Kills in a seven round shootout. 

Mathematics overturned the Gremlins thanks to a vintage Norris performance.

Biters scored more goals than Karma. 

written by Cookie Puss and Fudgie The Whale

Rehabs vs Gut Rot

Oh shit, is this Division 1 vs Division 4 week? Aka “Bloody Sunday”. Looks like it is. 

I hate to say it, but,…..none are gonna be bloodier than this one. 

Prediction: If Ramirez is in net for the Habs, 8-0 Habs. If Ramirez is not in net, 8-1 Habs. 

Mega Touch vs Fuzz

The battle of Rich vs. Julie (*looks for that photo that Julie hates*), the two most competitive people in BTSH. (Unless you count JW, at board games.)

Fuzz has had ROUGH season this far, causing Rich to take out his aggression by posting WWF photos to the BTSH Facebook page. Meanwhile, Mega…….hmm, do Mega still do V-neck/jorts day? This game might be a good day for it. 

Prediction: Mega keep it close, but the end result is what you’d expect. 5-3, Fuzz.

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