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Written by JW

It turns out that many BTSHers do a lot more each week than just chase an orange ball, get all sweaty, drink 10 PBRs, and argue with the refs. Some of them are even doing really cool, creative things. (Not me, but, some of them.)

One such example happened to occur on my beat, so I was lucky enough that my BTSH press pass granted me access to a very exclusive meeting this past week.

Ours is a story of two Mikes. And many, many…….mics.

And guitars. And drums. And screaming Marshall stacks.

The aforementioned Mikes are the pride and joy of Gut Rot, Gilligan, and WTP’s favorite son, Dudolevitch. As you may have already guessed, this is a tale of their rock ‘n roll lives.

Gilligan has not let his family life get the way of him regularly waking up on a park bench, his ears ringing from last night’s show, vomit stains down the front of his shirt, swearing that he’ll never drink or rock so hard again. (We’ll fact check this later.)

by Richiehero

Staying with the 2008 Fresh Kills theme, it’s about damn time we honored the most successful GM and captain in BTSH history – Dave S aka Soko. Some say the Bills might have had a dynasty in the early 90s had Scott Norwood’s kick went through the uprights. But instead of learning how to win, they muscle memoried how to lose.

Dave helped FK upsets the heavily favored Hookers in 2008, winning 3-2. After that the two franchises went in the same yet opposite directions. The Hookers could never win the big game, and Fresh Kills did. Dave is one of four players (according to him) that has four rings, along with Ariel, Eugene and Natasha. As you can see, Dave is a tremendous captain because outside of Natasha, none of those four are good.

Regretfully, we’re canceling today’s Free Agent Scrimmage.

The next Free Agent Scrimmage will be held on Sunday, March 24th starting at 1 pm. We’ll be in touch again closer to the date.

Interested in getting more involved in the league?  Well, then here are some exciting opportunities:

Board Member

• Steer the organization towards a sustainable future by adopting sound, ethical, and legal governance and financial management policies, as well as by making sure the nonprofit has adequate resources to advance its mission.
• Perks: chance to make a difference in the league, not having to wait in line at local bodegas, a complementary beverage each Sunday, access to the substandard park bathrooms, and many more.
• NOTE: If you are interested in becoming a member of the Board, please reach out to your Captain or League Managers.

2019 Season will begin on Sunday, March 31, 2019.

The schedule will be released at a later time.

Attention Free Agents,

The annual free agent scrimmage is almost here!  Interested in spending your Sundays chasing around an orange ball on asphalt?  Then this just might be for you!  Here are the details:

When: Sunday, March 10, 2019