Week 2 Previews – Part 1

April 5th, 2018

Dark Rainbows at Corlears Hookers

The courageous Dark Rainbows’ redemption tour trudges on into the land of the deplorable Hookers.  Armed with their keen wit, sharp elbows, kazoos and eye-bleeding bright jerseys the Candy Corn machine fears no Cro.  After their first taste of BTSH the new blood K-Chang with a C (we’re only guessing because a certain someone doesn’t answer emails), dog loving Jessie D and Josh Wags are thirsty for more.

Sean returned in Week 1 for the Rainbows. Will Aaron make an appearance on Sunday?

After last week’s (errr… two weeks ago) forgettable opening day the Hookers are out for a little redemption of their own.  They looked a little discombobulated in their 6-1 shellacking and Sarah has promised a more salty performance.  Hmmm…. We shall see.

Prediction: Hopefully the third time (Week 3) will be a charm for Tia and her crew, because Tiffany gets busy and Week 2 goes to the Purple People Eaters, 5-1. Read the rest of this entry »

2018: Week 1 Box Scores – Scoring Highlights

April 3rd, 2018

Check out our new 2018 Player Stats page!

Coming at you after the week off and a long weekend for some, here are are the scoring highlights from Week 1. Not that you needed anything further to get you amped up for this Sunday’s Week 2 games…

Rehabs 3 @ Fresh Kills 1

Rehabs – Andy M, Alex, Joey Bats

Goalie Win – Showtime

Fresh Kills – Eugene

Goalie Loss – Peter Parker B via Free Agents

Game Notes: FK’s regulation and overtime undefeated streak comes to an ends at 22 games. Here’s to starting a new Barch pile.

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2018 Rose Charities Street Hockey Tournament

March 29th, 2018

Drumroll please . . . The Greatest Day of the Year is almost here!  The annual Rose Charities Tournament will be held on Saturday, April 21st and registration is officially open.  Game day registration is also available and begins at 9 am, but in this digital age ain’t nobody got time for lines.

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Three Stars of Opening Day 2018

March 27th, 2018

Third Star
Opening Day Crew and New Commishes

Arriving to the courts as the Opening Team means that you could be in store for just about anything.  Special shout-out to the Denim Demons who cleaned up debris, shoveled snow with their sticks and had the brilliant idea to fill the fence holes with it. Those who played on the East Court definitely appreciated it (Karma did).

Man, that’s almost enough blow to get us through June.

New nets and cages!  Woo-hoo!  A huge round of applause to Sarah and the Brain, our new Commishes, and Shotgun Charlotte, local goofball, for procuring new nets and cages for the league.  We’ve been asking for them for years and you actually listened.  Thank you.

That being said, none of it would have been possible without the sweet hookup by the second best Stewart in all of BTSH. We owe you a beer.

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2018 Week 1 Not Box Scores

March 26th, 2018
Week 1: Sunday, 25 March 2018
MATCHUP SCORE
 Rehabs  Fresh Kills REH 3 , FK 1
 Denim Demons  Cobra Kai CK 3 , DD 1
 Poutine Machine  Gremlins POUT 2 , GREM 1 OT
 Butchers  Filthier FIL 3 , BUT 1
 LBS, Inc.  Mathematics LBS 4 , MATH 0
  Gouging Anklebiters  Sky Fighters GANK 9 , SKY 1
 Fuzz  Corlear’s Hookers HOOK 3 , FUZZ 6
 Mega Touch  Dark Rainbows MEGA 3 , DR 1
 Instant Karma  What the Puck IK 2 , WTP 0
 Gut Rot  Tompkins Square Riots GUT 4 , TSR 3 OT