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By Arya Stark

The field is officially set for the 2018 Frey-W Tournament (super cheesy name credit to Walker, obviously).  By now everyone should have received an email with their team info on it but if you haven’t it’s either because you mistyped your email on the registration form or you recently said something anti-semetic and this is my own personal form of passive-aggressive vengeance.  Either way, games will begin at noon although I’m sure many of you will be arriving extra early to help set up.  Preliminary games will consist of two 16 minute halves while playoff games will be two 18 minute halves.  Make the most of those extra four minutes because it could make the difference between getting laid at the bar after or dying a virgin.

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Interested in getting closer to Sam and harassing new League Managers or just getting more involved in the league?  Well, then here are some opportunities:

Referees

• Ensure games are played according to the Rules & promote player safety.
• Ensure games start on time.
• After a game, ensure that the game sheet, including any player write-ups, are provided directly to the Ref Manager and League Manager before putting sheet in ref binder (ex. send a pic of the sheet to Ref/League Manager or other method agreed to by Ref Manager).
• Also, you get to blow a whistle!
• Paid position.
• NOTE: If you’re interested in being a ref, email the Ref Manager, Sam N., at Sam@btsh.org & the Ref Scheduler, Alexa T., at alexa@btsh.org.

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By Rachel G and Richie G

RG 1 and RG 2 are the most unlikely of writing pairs, mainly because one likes wrestling and the other likes proper grammar.

(Glanzer) Before we go on are you sure proper isn’t spelled propper? It seems like it should have two consecutive p’s.

Fresh Kills 

RG 1 (Greene): In the mess that is (in the words of RG 2) poaching season, I feel like we all quietly overlook Soko’s ruthless masterminding of the original mega-team. Ok, maybe that’s the problem: it’s not ruthless. He typically finds great players from outside the league. They are so goddamn nice, too. I hate how much I like them.

2017 PBR Cup Champs

RG 2 (Glanzer): Wait. How on Earth am I RG 2? I’m the original RG since I’m older than you. I’m not doing anything else until this is settled.

RG 1 (Greene): We can switch sides at halftime, happy now?

Future RG 1 (Glanzer): Yes.

OK, so I love the Fresh Kills boys. Not in how like a priest loves an alter-boy, but Ariel is one of my favorite teammates ever. Soko and that guy who speaks broken English Gabe are good people too. Barch likes Gaslight Anthem and getting piled on. They are actually really good people.

As for hockey, four is enough. I hope someone else wins it this year. But they clearly are the team to beat.

RG 1 (Greene): For once, the lesser RG and I agree on something. I’ve had enough of them winning. Go back to Canada or wherever Olympic Athletes from Russia come from. But I’d also like to point out how sexist current RG 2 is. Where is the love for those Fresh Kills ladies, Roxy, Sheena, Natasha?!?

RG (reluctantly 2): I didn’t say they weren’t good at hockey. I just insinuated I didn’t like them. I mean is Sheena likeable? C’mon. Plus she jumped on me when I was down in OC. Anyways, on to the Lbs.! Read the rest of this entry »