Secret Elves Video Leaked by Canada!
So if you are my Facebook friend, you are regularly annoyed by me, but I’ve gotten unbearable after Canada stole my secret Elves strategy video. It all started when Marty St.Louis scored in OT against the Canadiens in Game 4. Watching from my little Android I thought it was really weird how open St.Louis was, and when I looked at a replay later, I found out why.
So after making this video at 2 a.m., I sent it to a talk show host in Canada and the guy retweeted it. I instantly got a ton of retweets/favorites.
In the morning, he retweeted it again and I got dozens of compliments from Canuckers in Canada.
So in a little over 48 hours there has been more than 12,000 views to my video that I had just intended to show to 10 or so Elves.
Somehow…Julie found out about this video and said she will ditch Creepy Jamie and that other chick in this picture, and go to the BTSH Prom with me if the video gets 15,000 views!
Meanwhile, Creamy says if I get 18,000 views he will call this high stick on Derk!
And we…The Authority will make a deal with you. If six people besides Nick Barretta, and besides The Authority and $h0wT!m3 comment on this thread, we will not mention Nick Baretta for 10 days.
True story.
U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A
I’ve got nothing to say, but let’s not let Nick get another mention. Cut his microphone!
Secret video is still behind your video on why Bobby Abreu is no longer a Yankee. Strike two of six Nick!!
Down goes Nick! USA!! USA!!!
(Though this doesn’t count)
Are you at 15,000 yet? I want my corsage!
No…14,056 and dying. Didn’t even get 100 today. Very sad.
Also, you are asking me to the prom, so I get the corsage.
As long as it’s a KFC Chicken Corsage: http://www.kfc.com/corsage/!
The height of Derek’s follow-through is incredible!
It is Jerome and no penalty was called. That’s why I need 18,000 views. But sadly, I’ll be lucky to get 15 at this point.
That could really be any incredibly good-looking #44 on Math. This picture is very inconclusive.