Posts Tagged ‘2010 season’
Week 14 Box Scores
Monday, August 9th, 2010Hookers Strong-Arm Filthy
Corlears Hookers 2, Filthy Gorgeous 0
Corlears Hookers: Noelle “Slapshot” Safar 2 (4)
Shutout: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (1)
Sky Fighters 2, Cobra Kai 0
Sky Fighters: Kevin Kim (1), Dan Lee (1)
Shutout: James Stein (3)
Mathematics 4, Tompkins Square Riots 3
Mathematics: Adam Langer 2 (4), Andy Pratt (5), Ali Corsi (1)
Tompkins Square Riots: Karl Ringman 2 (2), Patrik Blohmé (10)
Rehabs 3, Unicorns 0
Rehabs: Brock Bosacker 2 (4), Alex Doucette (12)
Shutout: Anthony Romeo (2)
La Famiglia 7, Fresh Kills 4
La Famiglia: Anthony Peros 2 (2), Denis Miciletto (7), Roger Ma (6), David Ladanyi (2), Alfred Liu (2), Andrea Grande-Capone (1)
Fresh Kills: Justin Ross 2 (9), Dave Sokolyansky (7), Patrick Moore (2)
Game Notes: Grande-Capone scored her first BTSH goal.
Happy Little Elves 5, Gut Rot 4
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdez 2 (11), Rob “Smash” Muggeo 2 (6), Ryan Nakahara (7)
Gut Rot: Gilligan 3 (4), Tommy (6)
LBS, Inc. 5, What The Puck 3
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 3 (14), “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin (14), Angela Upton (1)
What The Puck: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta 3 (6)
Denim Demons 5, Dark Rainbows 3
Denim Demons: Mike Pereira (12), Bob DiProspero (5), Danny Polinsky (3), Steve Chernoski (2), David Fraser (2)
Dark Rainbows: P.T. Walkley (7), Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (4), Heather Tomason (1)
Mega Touch 2, Poutine Machine 1 (OT)
Mega Touch: Eric Devlin (3), Danny Canarick (2)
Poutine Machine: Jo-Ann Provencher (3)
Game Notes: Canarick scored the winning goal in overtime.
Butchers 4, Gouging Anklebiters 2
Butchers: Ben Bloom (10), Jeff “Hawk” Hawkins (5), Jesse Kalb (2), Jason Rosenstock (1)
Gouging Anklebiters: Caroline Morrissey-Bickerton (3), Mike Diviero (1)
Week 14 Preview
Thursday, August 5th, 2010Who Farted?
GAME OF THE WEEK
Filthy Gorgeous (8-3-0-1) at Corlears Hookers (8-3)
Location: Corlears South, 3:00 PM
All-Time Series: Corlears Hookers lead 6-0
Game Notes: Filthy Gorgeous has never beaten the Corlears Hookers. These Rubens Division rivals last met in Week 5 when the Hookers edged Filthy 3-2. Although the game was tied deep into the second half, Corlears Hookers leading scorer Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney notched a late game-winning goal to continue his team’s dominance in this series. Despite this loss, Filthy Gorgeous persevered, going 6-0-0-1 in its next seven games. However, this streak ended last week, when the Dark Rainbows handed Filthy a 3-2 loss. The Hookers, on the other hand, enter this game on a modest three-game winning streak in which they have outscored their opponents 14-5. The team is looking forward to returning to its namesake park to clash with an old rival.
Keys To The Game:
1. With Filthy Gorgeous listed as the road team for this matchup, the team may be forced to wear its alternate jerseys. However, instead of donning their usual beige V-necks, team members have expressed strong interest in sporting Filthy’s electric lime green throwbacks as part of the league’s farewell to Corlears Hook Park.
2. Corlears Hookers goalie Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson is clearly amped for this game. He has volunteered this lengthy video featuring his analysis of Filthy’s strengths and possible conflicts of interest.
3. In response to Filthy Gorgeous’ recent addition of a third Pereira brother, John “Scooter” Pereira, the Corlears Hookers have added a third Kearney. This week, Brendan and Gavin’s eleven-year old brother, Stephen “Dutch’s Fake Other Brother” Kearney will make his debut for the Hookers.
Eli’s Pick: No pick. Eli will be reffing this game.
Derek’s Pick: Corlears Hookers. It’s tough to bet against this history.
Watchability: 4.5 Mangans. Only one point separates these adversaries in the standings.
Johnsons Olympics Returns
Thursday, August 5th, 2010Debauchery Expected
Written by Hugh G. Rection
If you pass Rivington at Essex Street this Sunday, be sure to hide the kids and cover their ears.
Why? Because this Sunday, the BTSH community will once again be welcomed to the Johnsons for the fourth Johnsons Olympiad, officially dubbed “A Return to Glory (hole)”.
Week 13 News and Notes
Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010The Demons Have More Fans Than You
As per tradition, the Denim Demons once again hosted their annual “Demons Family Day” this past Sunday. All players on the team were highly encouraged to invite their families for some good, clean Demons hockey. Thus, the West Court dugouts were packed with red, as the honored guests witnessed the Demons defeat the defending champion Sky Fighters 1-0 in a spirited Hockey Night in Tompkins national telecast. This marked the second consecutive shutout for the Demons on Family Day, who also beat Cobra Kai 2-0 in 2009.
With record attendance and several family members making lengthy treks to reach the game, the event was viewed as a huge success. Notable attendees included frequent btsh.org commenter Joe “Twinkle Toes” Tinkelman, Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens’ mother, the Carsons, and Abby “Tayne” Meisterman’s moms. Rubens’ mother even donned a throwback Adam Rubens jersey to support her wonderful son. She noted, “…the way my son took down the Sky Fighters, he truly is a legend killer!”
Week 13 Box Scores
Monday, August 2nd, 2010What A Good Looking Bunch!
Mathematics 2, Gut Rot 1 (OT-SO)
Mathematics: Sean “$howJu” McClain (5)
Gut Rot: Scott (7)
Shootout: Mathematics win 1-0. Successful attempt by Laura.
Dark Rainbows 3, Filthy Gorgeous 2
Dark Rainbows: John Nielsen (12), Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (3), Jennie Brown (1)
Filthy Gorgeous: Joe “Monster Mash” Essock (7), Chris Mangan (2)
LBS, Inc. 7, Happy Little Elves 4
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 3 (11), Brian “Grandmaster B” Barrett 2 (2), Dan Bernstein (3), Sam Anthony (2)
Happy Little Elves: Ryan Nakahara 2 (6), Gil Valdez (9), Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri (3)
La Famiglia 3, Butchers 2 (OT)
La Famiglia: Denis Miciletto (6), Dmitry Gurvits (2), Angela Vicari (2)
Butchers: “The Charismatic Enigma” Arthur Revechkis 2 (5)
Game Notes: Revechkis scored twice in the final five minutes of regulation to tie the game. Gurvits scored the winning goal in overtime.
Mega Touch 3, Tompkins Square Riots 2
Mega Touch: Harvey Jaswal 2 (5), Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer (2)
Tompkins Square Riots: Patrik Blohmé (9), Alexandre Frenette (8)
Fresh Kills 3, Gouging Anklebiters 2
Fresh Kills: Nick Hobbs 2 (4), Ariel Imas (2)
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian 2 (10)
Game Notes: Imas’ game-winning goal broke a 2-2 tie with five minutes remaining in regulation.
Rehabs 4, Unicorns 2
Rehabs: Brock Bosacker 2 (2), “The All-American Canadian” Adam Skuse (7), “Con” Ed Lau (3)
Unicorns: Courtney 2 (3)
Corlears Hookers 6, Poutine Machine 1
Corlears Hookers: Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney 2 (14), Peter “Purple Rain” Putka 2 (5), Jonathan Bartlett 2 (2)
Poutine Machine: Jo-Ann Provencher (2)
Cobra Kai 9, What The Puck 0
Cobra Kai: Rem “Canadian Strongman” Garavito 5 (7), Will Kuhns 2 (6), Greg “Lysol” Altman 2 (3)
Shutout: Paul “P.J.” Lopez (1)
Denim Demons 1, Sky Fighters 0
Denim Demons: Dave Shyu (2)
Shutout: Aaron “Coach” Pagdon (1)
