Posts Tagged ‘2014 Season’
August 10 Previews
Wednesday, August 6th, 2014
Jackie’s birthday is coming up…so buy a beer for her the next time Plus she’s quietly putting up a stellar season with 2 goals and ***at least*** one really nifty assist.
Rehabs at Gremmies
Rich: Gremlins 3-1
Derek: Last week, the Rehabs won 3-2. That sounds good to me.
Eli: This game went to a shootout last week, but we see the Rehabs taking this one in regulation, 2-0.
Cobra Kai at Mathematics
Rich: Didn’t this used to be a rivalry? That’s as dead as the Fairy Tale Cup. CK 4-3 in what’s not really an upset.
Derek: I’d be pretty upset.
Gut Rot at Mega Touch
Rich: Gut Rot prevails 4-1
Derek: Mega’s really struggled this season, and Gut Rot looks decent again. 4-1 Gutties.
Eli: Gut Rot looked impressive last week. We see more of the same, as Gut Rot triumphs 5-2.
Happy Little Elves at Filthy Gorgeous
Rich: Elves got smoked last week. Filthy is sorta on fire. James and Suvin have best hockey duo on lockdown.
Derek: I’m watching Rudy on MSG right now, and the movie uses fake names for all of the players. I guess I can understand that, but how cool would it have been to see a young Joe Montana floating around? 6-0 James Pereira.
Eli: We feel like the Elves have had Filthy’s number of late, and see that trend continuing. Elves rebound with a 4-2 win.
August 3 Box Scores
Tuesday, August 5th, 2014Money Time!
La Famiglia 5, Cobra Kai 2
La Famiglia: Shafiq Perry 3 (9), Denis Miciletto 2 (11)
Cobra Kai: Sebastian Asaro (8), Paul Bertrand (3)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (9)
Corlears Hookers 6, Happy Little Elves 0
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel 4 (6), Gavin Kearney (5), Sam Marton (4)
Shutout: Tim Burke (via Butchers)
Poutine Machine 2, Dark Rainbows 0
Poutine Machine: Jo-Ann Provencher (1), Angela Vicari (via La Famiglia)
Shutout: Matt Leonard (4)
Gut Rot 5, Tompkins Square Riots 0
Gut Rot: Heather Aspergren (1), Mike Finnegan (1), Mike Gilligan (3), Jeff Hendricks (1), Tom (2)
Shutout: Eric Ramirez (4)
What The Puck 6, Denim Demons 5 (OT-SO)
What The Puck: Eric Higger 3 (4), Dave MacCallum 2 (6)
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen 2 (12), Allyson Gronowitz (1), Brian Kubovcik (2), Lena Moy-Borgen (1)
Goalie Win: Jordan (1)
Shootout: What the Puck wins 1-0. Successful attempt by Dave MacCallum
Rehabs 3, Gremlins 2 (OT-SO)
Rehabs: Nick Barretta (3), Rob B. (6)
Gremlins: Krish Daftary (2), Erich Graham (3)
Goalie Win: Scott Heese (2)
Shootout: Rehabs wins 1-0. Successful attempt by Bryan Welch.
Filthy Gorgeous 6, Mega Touch 2
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin Malik 4 (14), James Pereira 2 (17)
Mega Touch: Adriano Bratta (5), Joe Lops (3)
Goalie Win: $h0wT!m3 (3)
Fresh Kills 6, LBS, Inc. 3
Fresh Kills: Scott Lee 2 (9), Ashley Singer 2 (3), Alex Rouleau (7), Nick Scott (3)
LBS, Inc.: Tommy Capatosta (6), Nick Rolf (5), Tim (1)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (7)
Gouging Anklebiters 3, Sky Fighters 2 (OT-SO)
Gouging Anklebiters: Michael Hansen (1), Matt Workman (1)
Sky Fighters: Olivier Brassard (6), Dan Hopper (4)
Goalie Win: Craig LaCombe (7)
Shootout: Anklebiters win 1-0. Successful attempt by Michael Hansen.
Mathematics 4, Butchers 1
Mathematics: Stephanie Couzin (2), Eli Kazin (4), Sam Norris (5), Brad Schmidt (6)
Butchers: Jeff Laniando (13)
Goalie Win: David Liang (7)
August 3rd Preview: Part II
Friday, August 1st, 2014Corlears Hookers at Happy Little Elves (by Eli)
Well this should be fun! The Hookers lead the Brown Division and have the league’s second best record. The Elves lead the $h0wT!m3 Division and have the league’s best record. Dustin played the first half of the All-Star Game in goal for the Heels. Steve played the second half of the All-Star Game in goal for the Heels. We could go on and on, but we’ll just say that you should show up early to watch this one. Multiple Glanzers are already confirmed to be in attendance. And they’ll be rewarded with a 3-2 Elves victory.
This is a not a Glanzer, but it is an Elf.
August 3rd Preview Part 1
Wednesday, July 30th, 2014We are in August (well…not right now but the next games are) which means it’s the beginning of the home stretch. This is a great time for a team to get hot, and don’t look now, but a former champion is heating up. Sky Fighters vs. Anklebiters is your GOTW.
Even though he claims he never reads this site, Stein does quote it a lot.
It’s the same ol’ Anklebiters…three players three beers. But these Biters can play.
Yeah we all know about Joe P., Craig and Derho, but can we get some love for the ladies? Sarah Moore and Shelley Maasdorp each have four goals, and Shelley scored in the ASG (and even had time to give a speech about not taking long shifts so others can play).
Meanwhile…the Sky Fighters off a beyond dreadful start are heating up. They are getting hot at just the right time and break or no break, Dan Hopper isn’t going to let his team miss a week of hockey.
This is Dan getting all the SFs together last Sunday for a scrimmage. Unfortunately, they ended up losing 3-2 in OT when the girl in the blue left her point man wide open and Jamie…who was playing out scored.
Yes, Jamie plays in your home games too.
Predictions:
Rich: I don’t often predict OT games…I’m not afraid to say when a team is gonna get blown out. But if attendance is equal, I’m going with Sky Fighters 3-2 in OT.
Derek: Biters take it 3-2.
Eli: Are you insinuating that every game that does not go to overtime is a blowout, Richie? If so, then the Anklebiters blow out the Sky Fighters, 2-1.
July 20 Recap and 3 Stars
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2014
In wrestling, when the fans are dissatisfied with the product, they throw garbage….
