Posts Tagged ‘2016 season’
A Fan’s Guide to the Newman Division
Thursday, March 31st, 2016
Not this Newman, but close.
Season Preview: $h0wT!m3 Division
Sunday, March 27th, 2016Our division preview series continues as we tell you everything you need to know about the $h0wT!m3 Division.
What’s New
- Quite possibly, the division name. Rich already jettisoned Tim Brown’s honorific and replaced it with one for Julie Katz. As of press time, the division still bears the $h0wT!m3 name, but it could soon be retired, much like its namesake has done multiple times already. Rich could even bring back the Rubens Division. Stay tuned for all of the drama!
- Instant Karma. After suffering through a difficult inaugural season in the Glanzer Division, Karma should welcome a schedule that is a lot more forgiving. Of course, three of their seven wins last season came against the Elves, so they’ll have to find other teams to beat up on this year.
- The Gremlins. Oh hey guys, good to have you back! After a one year sabbatical to the Greene Division, the Gremlins return to the division they called home from 2011-2014. However, they were never able to win it during those four seasons, so maybe coming back isn’t all its cracked up to be.
“You’re killing me, Gremlins.”
Katz Division Preview
Saturday, March 19th, 2016That’s right, we have name changes for the divisions! [You better not change those conference names! –Emeritus] Gone is Tim “I hate this league, I’ve become Adriano, I’m going to do an ‘Old Man Walk’ and move to Wyoming” Brown, and in is Julie Katz! Why Julie? Because she’s one of the prettiest girls in the league, has a great personality, and fills the important Washington D.C. Capitals/Redskins fan quota. That’s right, we have quotas!
I have no idea what this giraffe/zebra is doing to that poor baby elephant, but its not nearly as bad as what Julie did to Tim. Took away his division name.
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Schedule Alert: Scrimmage Now at Noon!
Friday, March 18th, 2016
“Anyone have an extra roster spot for a dude?”
Due to potential snow fears, please take note that this Sunday’s free agent scrimmage will now begin at 12:00 (noon) instead of the originally scheduled 1:00. Please spread the word, and we’ll see you then!
2016 Schedule Released!
Tuesday, March 15th, 2016The surest sign that spring is only a few days away? The release of the 2016 BTSH schedule, of course!
Our schedule does not look nearly as pretty as the NFL schedule. It also does not have any primetime or weekday night games…yet.
Opening Day:
The season opens on April 3, but you already knew that, because you read our post last week about Opening Day. What’s that? You didn’t? Sigh, we’ll wait for you to catch up, Georgine. Okay, all good now? Moving on…
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