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Hookers win championship and cover Noelle’s face.

First of all this is Rich. I don’t have access to post on this site so I had to hack Tim Brown’s email and find his password. But that’s off the record.

Instead of doing lengthy team previews we are going to do shorter division previews. We probably will have new content Tues-Fri of this week, and M-F next week. 
We’ll start with the top. The Brown Division. 

Fresh Kills:

Strengths: If Ivan Drago were a hockey team he would be called Fresh Kills.

Drago Kills Apollo like Fresh Kills murders all of us

They have the best player in the league with that guy with the Expos hat, their girls are better than your girls (They aren’t as good as the Hookers but the Hookers never read this website), their goalie is clutch and Dave is the best captain in BTSH. This is a complete team.

Weaknesses: If I train the refs better, they will start calling high sticks on Kevin Foster, and he will get at least 4 penalties a game. But I’m not that great a trainer so The Planet should be ok for now.

Fun fact: Since the Modern Era (2008-Current) only Alice has won two BTSH titles with two different teams. The 2009 Sky Fighters and Fresh Kills in 2011.

Lbs:

Strengths: (Sven stop reading) Tim Brown is like the Warriors. He’s good. Real good. The best. Karsten is ageless, and Sam is probably the best player next to that Fresh Kills dude who nobody knows. I can’t leave out Anne Grady and most importantly Ali Chenitz, because if I do Anne Grady and especially Ali Chenitz will yell at me at Ace that I didn’t mention the girls. Sasha and Erica Lee will typically let it slide which is appreciated more than you know. 

Weaknesses: Their relationship with Adam Rubens.

Fun fact: Though Ken Poulin is no longer on the team, he was one of the first three people inducted into the BTSH Hall of Fame, along with Kehoe and someone else who I forgot.

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