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Caption Contest Winner: Week of 6/6
Friday, June 10th, 2016By A-Korn, aka Rachel G.
Happy Friday BTSHers,
While our lovely friend Diana is sunning her cheekbones in the sundrenched Caribbean, I hope my inferior facial structure will suffice for a week.
As expected, y’all did not disappoint. Crass and hilarious as ever. Dong jokes abound.

Danielle: “You idiots! I said “’I met a six-foot-tall sweet weirdo—a gingko tree farmer—on Match dot com,’ not ‘I need a six-foot whole wheat hero, with prosciutto di parma and mashed pecans!’” – Chadwick
Winner: Danielle: “You idiots! I said “’I met a six-foot-tall sweet weirdo—a gingko tree farmer—on Match dot com,’ not ‘I need a six-foot whole wheat hero, with prosciutto di parma and mashed pecans!’” – Chadwick
2nd Place: Norris: “see, from this angle it’s really big!” – Alexa
3rd Place: Zach’s dreams of having to hire two people to carry his six footer were finally coming true. – Derek
Honorable mention: Listless silo crew readies a “torpédo de carne” to unload upon the sordid masses. – Altman
Caption Contest: Week of 6/6
Monday, June 6th, 2016Party people,
Enter here: Poll.
Do your worst.
Not Another Teen Caption Contest
Tuesday, May 24th, 2016Caption Contest Winner: Week of 5/15
Friday, May 20th, 2016By Diana M.
Good morning campers!
What a week we’ve had. That ball has been spinning in mid-air for what seems like an eternity. Meanwhile, I’ve been tossing and turning over who the winners are. In the end – the self-pleasuring theme tickled me the most. Let’s do this.
Winner: “Richie in his natural environment: One hand on a shaft with balls smacking his forearm.” – Ben P
2nd Place: “I’m not a dick! FUZZ FUZZ FUZZ Oh wait…I am.” – Liz B
3rd place: “Rich cupping balls while Jeff is behind him holding his shaft? Sounds like a typical Saturday night for Fuzz.” – JW
Honorable mention: The comments section was amazing this week. I want to particularly highlight the following…
“Love you Richieboothang” – Mira L
“I can’t believe I’m sinking to this level” – JW
“Why is Shaun pretending to ride a hoverboard?” – Jerome R
Caption Contest Winner
Friday, May 13th, 2016Mes amis,
Thanks for making it highly entertaining this week. Here are the winners:
Winner: “Insert your caption here” – Liza W
2nd Place: “Well…Okay…But that costs $9.99 a minute” – Isaac S.
3rd place: “Just one more cupcake, Brent” – Zach W.
Honorable mention: “I said extra small…these are definitely just small” – Suz
Have a photo for the caption contest? Please send it my way!
Cheers,
Diana