Posts Tagged ‘caption contest’

Caption Contest Winner – Memorial Day Edition

Monday, June 5th, 2017

By Diana M

Good morning campers,
This moment was brought to you by the BTSH Ministry of Silly Walks. Jon and Bryan delivered a spectacular freeze frame, and you delivered the expert commentary. Here we go:

“Is Jon playing old school hockey? Because that looks like the Charleston.” – The Butchers

3rd Place:
Ryann G.
“Fuck! There goes my orange butt plug.”
2nd Place:
Ben C.
“The Butchers reveal their new strategy: mesmerizing their opponents with interpretive dance.”
 
1st place: 
The Butchers
“Is Jon playing old school hockey? Because that looks like the Charleston.”
Honorable Mention
JW
“I haven’t seen anyone that protective of their junk since the last time Lorena Bobbitt was in town.”

Caption Contest – Memorial Day Edition

Friday, May 26th, 2017

By Diana M

BTSH’ers,

As we approach Memorial Day Weekend, we will need our wits and madras about us to navigate the barbecues and maintain cohesive conversation at the moment when we realize “nope, shouldn’t have had that last beer, now I see two suns.”

Let’s warm up with this week’s caption contest. I have to say – this photo was a like a couture gift from the Butchers. Brian takes a shot, but no one was ready for John’s deft athleticism in reaction to said shot.

(insert caption here)

Do your worst. Enter here.

Caption Contest Winner

Monday, May 15th, 2017

By Diana M

Brethren,

This week’s Cap’tion Crunch leads us back to the good old days of tushy humor. I asked you for your worst, and you delivered.

“Worky and Creamy prepare for their roles in the upcoming re-enactment of the Rich Glanzer Fence Incident by testing the tensile strength of said fence.” by Eli K

3rd Place: “Creamy, can you believe that tight calves are pre-existing conditions?” by Tia L

Way to be current and witty, homegirl.

2nd Place: “No, Creamy!  Like this. THIS is how you bring all the boys to the yard.” by Isaac S

Trust a Hemsworth to know how to catch some prey.  

1st Place: “Worky and Creamy prepare for their roles in the upcoming re-enactment of the Rich Glanzer Fence Incident by testing the tensile strength of said fence.” by Eli K

Your ability to bring everything back to Glanzer takes my breath away.

Honorable mentions:

“Worky you POS. You don’t call a high stick with a minute left when someone thinks they scored. It didn’t affect the play. Or effect? I don’t know I suck with grammar. Fuck you. Hey Creamy. Miss you. Glad you’re back.” by Glanzer

“Check out the Butt on that! Yeah. He must workout.” by Cro

“Our eyes are up here.” by Worky

Caption Contest, May 8th

Monday, May 8th, 2017

Yep, your fan favorite Caption Contests are back again this year!  

By Diana M

It’s May. Pollen is in the air, and your wits are slightly dulled by by a weekly binge of PBR. That means you’re ripe for the resurrection of the Caption Contest. Shoutouts to 1st, 2nd and 3rd place, and yes you can enter more than once.

(insert caption here)

Enter here.
Do your worst.

Caption Contest Hump Day Edition Winner

Friday, August 12th, 2016
Happy Sweltering Friggin Friday,
While your deodorant collectively says “uncle,” and you pistol whip the friend that STILL wants to go to the rooftop bar after work — I bring you your caption contest winner. I told Justin he could judge it but then retracted that offer mercilessly because I think he should win (points for humor, and for being a good sport).
"Always on the day I forget to apply my spray-on abs..." - Justin P

“Always on the day I forget to apply my spray-on abs…” – Justin P

Winner: 
“Always on the day I forget to apply my spray-on abs…”
– Justin P
2nd place:
“Is it a bird? A plane? Nope. Just Glanzer mansplaining how Crossfit works to another girl he wants to challenge in arm wrestling again….”
– Jenn P
3rd place:
“So what if I gel my hair back on a Sunday for hockey?” “Sorry, still a timeout – get in the corner”
– Anonymous