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BTSH KARAOKE CONTEST
Wednesday, June 15th, 2016By Caption D and Cheekbones
BTSH KARAOKE CONTEST
Photo credit: Anklebiter Productions
It was promised, and now it’s time.
Anklebiter Productions brings you the first in a trilogy of summer social events – BTSH’s first-ever Karaoke Competition, right after the games this Sunday at HiFi bar.
Yes, clean out those pipes (which ones? you choose) and join hosts Worky McParty & Diana M Cheekbones who will guide you through your karaoke adventure while accompanied by musical interludes from DJ Bubblebath.
How do you win? Show up and rock the mic. Audience approval will send you to the finals where once again the crowd will determine the champ.
What do you win? A kiss from the host of your choice. If you choose Craig, you also get a handy. Plus, there’s a cool mystery prize for bringing home the gold.
Hungry? We got you. Check out the classy hot dog bar at the back of HiFi along with other fun eats.
Here’s the summary:
- What? Karaoke, son!
- When? After last games at Tompkins.
- Where? HiFi, fool.
- Can I eat for free? Yes.
- Are there free beers? We ain’t that rich.
- What is the meaning of life? Ask the bartender.
See you Sunday at HiFi, suckas!
Caption Contest Winner: Week of 6/6
Friday, June 10th, 2016By A-Korn, aka Rachel G.
Happy Friday BTSHers,
While our lovely friend Diana is sunning her cheekbones in the sundrenched Caribbean, I hope my inferior facial structure will suffice for a week.
As expected, y’all did not disappoint. Crass and hilarious as ever. Dong jokes abound.
Danielle: “You idiots! I said “’I met a six-foot-tall sweet weirdo—a gingko tree farmer—on Match dot com,’ not ‘I need a six-foot whole wheat hero, with prosciutto di parma and mashed pecans!’” – Chadwick
Winner: Danielle: “You idiots! I said “’I met a six-foot-tall sweet weirdo—a gingko tree farmer—on Match dot com,’ not ‘I need a six-foot whole wheat hero, with prosciutto di parma and mashed pecans!’” – Chadwick
2nd Place: Norris: “see, from this angle it’s really big!” – Alexa
3rd Place: Zach’s dreams of having to hire two people to carry his six footer were finally coming true. – Derek
Honorable mention: Listless silo crew readies a “torpédo de carne” to unload upon the sordid masses. – Altman
Caption Contest: Week of 6/6
Monday, June 6th, 2016Party people,
(insert caption here)
Enter here: Poll.
Do your worst.
Not Another Teen Caption Contest
Tuesday, May 24th, 2016
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Caption Contest Winner: Week of 5/15
Friday, May 20th, 2016By Diana M.
Good morning campers!
What a week we’ve had. That ball has been spinning in mid-air for what seems like an eternity. Meanwhile, I’ve been tossing and turning over who the winners are. In the end – the self-pleasuring theme tickled me the most. Let’s do this.
Richie in his natural environment: One hand on a shaft with balls smacking his forearm.
Winner: “Richie in his natural environment: One hand on a shaft with balls smacking his forearm.” – Ben P
2nd Place: “I’m not a dick! FUZZ FUZZ FUZZ Oh wait…I am.” – Liz B
3rd place: “Rich cupping balls while Jeff is behind him holding his shaft? Sounds like a typical Saturday night for Fuzz.” – JW
Honorable mention: The comments section was amazing this week. I want to particularly highlight the following…
“Love you Richieboothang” – Mira L
“I can’t believe I’m sinking to this level” – JW
“Why is Shaun pretending to ride a hoverboard?” – Jerome R
