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Hey homies, 

What better way to kick of a hot, wet, American summer than a sleeveless Glanzer and balls in mid-air

Enter here.  

Do your worst.

By Diana M.

My fellow Americans,

This week we go back to our comfort zone, “men on pavement.” There’s a lot happening here with Sharif, so I don’t think you need any prompts from me to get you started. Off you go. Enter here: https://poll.fbapp.io/week-5-8-caption-contest 

Do your worst.

By Diana M.

Comrades, 

You continue to take my breath away. I would like to take a moment to especially recognize Justin Perras, who I imagine has a trashcan full of balled-up failed drafts mixed for his captions, and enters daily. I also want to request that you send me some good action shots for future contests to diana.marko@gmail.com. No nudes please. Well…hang on, maybe. Make it tasteful. Put it in black & white, ooooh or SEPIA. Gives it that old-timey feel….Anyway, here are this week’s winners:

1st Place:  “It’s Alok again. He wants to know how much he has to donate to get on the Filthier team.” — by Derek T.

2nd Place:  “Hello, is this Mr. Glanzer? Do you have time to speak with us about this year’s Presidential election? Did you know that the average donation to Senator Sander’s campaign is, on average, $27? Mr. Glazer we’re hoping… Mr. Glanzer? Hello?” — by Abigail M.

3rd Place:  “Smile and Nod. Okay? Kill Ben Chadwick.” — by Aaron F.

Honorable mention:  “What’s black and white and drunk all over?” — Justin P.

By Diana M.

Start your engines for week two of the BTSH Caption Contest.  You will win a beer and public recognition for your wittiness.  This week, in honor of the Rose Charities tournament, I bring you this photo of Rachel and Diane.  Who’s she talkin to?  What are they thinkin about?  Are those matching black pencil skirts?

Do your worst. 

Enter here: https://poll.fbapp.io/caption-contest-week-of-5-1