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By Diana M. 

Boys and Girls,

Well done on your first week of caption-contesting.  Two of you mentioned “glory holes” (10,000 points to Gryffindor), almost all of them were dirty, and some amazingly offensive.  I smiled as broadly as the botox allows when I read the results.  Without further ado, here are the top dogs:

Winner: Fuck you Jamie — Rich Glanzer

First runner up: Paint me like one of your French girls — Ben Probert
Second runner up: Jamie loves BTSH so much, he’s trying to get it pregnant — Justin Perras

Honorable Mention: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard — Stephanie Cooper

Next caption contest: Monday, May 2, 2016.

By Diana M.

BTSH’ers

You know those photos you end up with on Mondays?  They may not be noteworthy enough to post on social media, but they make you think.  Like, say, this one of Jamie:

What’s he thinking about?  What inspired that pose?  Is there a secret behind those glasses?  Maybe a naughty one?  Now you can weight in.  More exciting than a captains’ meeting, less intrusive than a full body mole-check, we bring you…the BTSH Caption Contest.  

Submit you entries at the Facebook poll: Week 4/24 Caption Contest Poll and we’ll repost the photo with the winning caption on Friday with the next contests every Monday after game day.  Second and Third place will receive honorable mention.  

Do your worst.