Posts Tagged ‘Filthy Gorgeous’
Playoff Opening Round Box Scores
Sunday, October 5th, 2014Cheer Up, Your Team Won
At least, we think Filthy is your team now…
Gremlins 2, Mega Touch 0
Gremlins: Rod Sherwood, John Walker
Shutout: Jamie Batuwantudawe
Poutine Machine 2, Tompkins Square Riots 1
Poutine Machine: Colin Hensel 2
Tompkins Square Riots: Spencer Tucker
Goalie Win: Rob Nitschke
Dark Rainbows 2, Gut Rot 1
Dark Rainbws: Sean Reynolds, Josh Wilson
Gut Rot: Jeff Hendricks
Goalie Win: Ariel Kipnis
Filthy Gorgeous 3, What The Puck 0
Filthy Gorgeous: J.J. Anderson, Suvin Malik, Ann Mathews
Shutout: $h0wT!m3
Game Notes: Ann’s goal was her first of the season (and career). It broke a 0-0 tie in the second half and proved to be the game-winner.
Week 11 Preview: Part I
Sunday, July 6th, 2014GOTW: Rehabs at Filthy Gorgeous (by Richie)
After Filthy’s domination against the Tuques and their social media campaign to get James P. the first star…of course we are making them Game of the Week.
Week 4’s Three Stars ***
Wednesday, April 30th, 2014This was a real busy week for BTSH, as we not only had a full-slate of games, but we also had the Rose Charities Tournament. We will have the full story next week on the tournament, but for now, enjoy the three (actually four) people who did better than you this week.
To these four, you deserve all the glory. To the approximately 396 other BTSHers, you all should feel shame.
Third Star: ***
Nick Barretta, Rehabs.
Barretta had another impressive week at BTSH. He scored an impressive goal at the charity tournament and impressively volunteered to ref for free. Then on Sunday, he impressed us all when he came in early to ref the 1 and 2 p.m. games.
Unfortunately for DiPierri Jr., the Rehabs lost a heartbreaker to Poutine, so Nick will have to settle for the very unimpressive third star. Thank you for all your volunteering Nick, but maybe try to be good at hockey too.
$h0wT!m3 Division Preview
Thursday, March 20th, 2014Joe Models The Anklebiters’ New Third Jersey
Filthy Gorgeous
Strengths: Things can’t get much worse than last year…right? They still have James and Suvin, and when the two are paired together, Filthy is extremely dangerous. If, for some reason, James and Suvin are no longer on the team, then things can get a lot worse.
Weaknesses: They had a little bit of an attendance problem last year. Dan and Caroline got engaged and moved to Washington, D.C. mid-season. There were some pregnancies, too. Others just did not show up all that much. It’s a minor miracle that they were able to field a roster for the playoffs, as Monica had to put her entire roster in for playoff exemptions. And What The Puck captain Larry Zimmer still voted no for every single one.
Fun Fact: Monica is considering having a throwback day, and thus bringing back the lime-green jerseys, when they face the Elves on August 10.
Random Hockey Related YouTube Video: Filthy’s 2013 season went a little like this.
Gouging Anklebiters
Strengths: Which team allowed the fewest goals in BTSH last season? Yep, it’s the Anklebiters, who gave up just 25 goals across 18 games. Some of the credit for this achievement goes to goalie Craig LaCombe, and some of the credit goes to an air-tight shutdown defense. This is a very united team, both on and off the court.
Weaknesses: Congratulations Anklebiters! You just won the Larsen Division! Your prize, which you must accept, is promotion to the Tagliarino Conference. It comes with a tougher division, a tougher schedule, and a noticeably less chill attitude. And Sarah Moore gets to face roommate Lisa Harrington and La Famiglia twice a season now.
Fun Fact: Craig’s ability at throwing his goalie stick has caught the eyes of USA Track and Field. He is considered a dark horse candidate in the javelin for the 2016 Summer Olympic Games.
Random Hockey Related YouTube Video: Tuukka Rask is not impressed.
Opening Day Schedule Released!
Tuesday, February 28th, 2012Filthy Can’t Believe They’re In The Bratta Division
Opening Day 2012 is less than a month away, and as a special treat for the #BTSHUniverse, we are proud to unveil a new and improved set of conference and division names. As per an executive decision by Rich Glanzer, the former Weyersberg and Schumacher conferences will now be known as the Tagliarino and Kazin conferences, respectively. In addition, the former Rubens, Hackett, Donohue, and MacNeil divisions have been renamed to Bratta, Brown, Larsen, and Glanzer divisions.
As expected, there have already been several mixed reactions to these name changes. Mega Touch co-captain Eric Devlin wondered, “Wait, why is it called the Glanzer Division? People were really clamoring for these name changes, huh?” Poutine Machine foreigner Jo-Ann Provencher seemed confused, asking, “What ‘appen to ze ‘ackett Division?” League spark plug and occasional frequent heel, Luisa Mirarchi, strongly supports the new names. She exclaimed, “I love these names, man! I know all of the people they’re named after!”
