Posts Tagged ‘Fresh Kills’

Franchise Four: Fresh Kills

Thursday, February 11th, 2016

When you have the longevity and the sustained success that Fresh Kills does, the candidate pool is going to be considerably larger than it is for other teams.  Nevertheless, the selection committee is bound to only pick four players for each team, so the honorable mention here will just have to be a little deeper.  And despite being in the league since its early years, this franchise can reasonably be split into two eras, the years prior to and after the Riots split after the 2009 season.  We considered players from both eras, including those who spanned both, and here’s who made the cut.
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La Famiglia vs. Fresh Kills

Friday, October 24th, 2014

Fresh Kills and La Famiglia advancing to the semifinals isn’t exactly a surprise.  All three of us picked La Famiglia in our preseason predictions to win the $h0wT!m3 Division, and sure enough, all three of us got it right. Now, I know what you are thinking here…if all three of us got it right, then Intern Nick got it wrong. Well, back in March, Intern Nick as a writer for the website was just a gleam in Richie’s eye.  All three of us also picked Fresh Kills to win the Brown Division, and although we got that wrong, they did finish with the second best record in the league, so our forecasting wasn’t entirely off base.

We missed on some of our predictions, like Richie taking the guy on the left (no, that's not Sebastian) to win the regular season scoring title.

We missed on some of our predictions, like Richie taking the guy on the left (no, that’s not Sebastian) to win the regular season scoring title.

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Game Previews, Yo (Sept 21.)

Wednesday, September 17th, 2014

La Famiglia at Fresh Kills

With the Hookers clinching the top seed, all the rest of us can do is battle for the best loser.

With the Hookers clinching the top seed, all the rest of us can do is battle for the best loser.

First off, fuck you James Stein for that picture. Our women are going to crush your women in four years, asshole.

Or, we could just crush their women next year...

Or, we could just crush their women next year…

The winner of this matchup will have a clear shot at the 2 or 3 seed. If the Tuques win out, they are the 2 seed. If Fresh Kills wins out, they will finish no worse than 3. What this means is, if you win this game, you probably don’t have to face the Hookers until the finals…which is a really good thing, considering they are an approximate 17-3 in their existence (since 2007) in non-final playoff games.

However they've proven beatable once they get to the Championship Game, going 1-3.

However they’ve proven beatable once they get to the Championship Game, going 1-3.

Rich: The non-Elf in me is rooting hard for Fresh Kills, so we can get a possible Championship Game matchup of the two best franchises in the league. I think it will be a close low scoring game, with FK coming out with a 2-1 win.
Eli: Mike Dudolevitch, prominently pictured above, was not on the Rainbows in 2007. He might have been in high school back then. Fresh Kills, 3-2.
Derek: La Famiglia has struggled against the top division this season (even against WTP, they barely won), and this game will be no different.  4-1 win for FK.
Intern Nick: FK is too much to handle for all but the Hookers on a consistent basis, especially if they show their full lineup.  Blue crew takes it 3-1. 

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Previews are Back!!!

Friday, September 12th, 2014

So a lot of you have mentioned that you really miss the previews…so as always your wish is our command and we are happy to oblige.

OK, so it was really only 3. Walker, Ariel and Julie.

OK, so it was really only 3. Walker, Ariel and Julie.

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August 10 Box Scores

Monday, August 11th, 2014

Devlin’s Not Going To Like This…

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This “sheepish” bit is wearing thin.

Mathematics 3, Cobra Kai 1
Mathematics: Adam Langer 2 (4), Stephanie Couzin (3)
Cobra Kai: Liam Martens (10)
Goalie Win: David Liang (8)

Happy Little Elves 4, Filthy Gorgeous 3 (OT-SO)
Happy Little Elves: Jon Brügger 2 (4), Gil Valdes (12)
Filthy Gorgeous: Jean Hebert (1), Suvin Malik (15), James Pereira (18)
Goalie Win: Steve Accardo (10)
Shootout: Elves win 1-0. Successful attempt by Gil Valdes.

Gut Rot 3, Mega Touch 1
Gut Rot: Tommy Cho (1), Mike Gilligan (4), Akhil Mehta (1)
Mega Touch: Alok Ghai (1)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (via Gremlins)

Gremlins 3, Rehabs 2
Gremlins: Krish Daftary (3), Rod Sherwood (6), John Walker (3)
Rehabs: Sean K. (1), Eric Ruben (4)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (4)

Tompkins Square Riots 2, Dark Rainbows 0
Tompkins Square Riots: Spencer Tucker (1), Vanck (1)
Shutout: Tim Brown (via LBS, Inc.)

Denim Demons 5, La Famiglia 0
Denim Demons: Paul Licari 2 (7), Brian Kubovcik (3), Lee Reiners (6), Zack Tinkelman (3)
Shutout: Aaron “Coach” Pagdon (5)

Fresh Kills 7, LBS, Inc. 2
Fresh Kills: Dan Burns (1), Gabe Chenard (15), Ariel Imas (7), Julie Katz (via Mega Touch), Alex Rouleau (8), Nick Scott (4), Dave Sokolyansky (6)
LBS, Inc.: Sam Anthony 2 (3)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (8)

Gouging Anklebiters 5, Poutine Machine 1
Gouging Anklebiters: Joe Polowczuk 2 (6), Michael Hansen (2), Caroline Morrissey-Bickerton (1), Matt Workman (2)
Poutine Machine: Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos (4)
Goalie Win: Craig LaCombe (8)

Sky Fighters 6, What The Puck 3
Sky Fighters: Roman Teytelbaum 4 (6), Martin Cejka (1), Rob Kucera (1)
What The Puck: Justin Michaliga (4), Paul Picinich (5), Sergio Jimenez (1)
Goalie Win: James Stein (3)

Corlears Hookers 5, Butchers 3
Corlears Hookers: Danilo Biagoni 2 (8), C.J. Anderson (8), Jock Paul (1), Michael Pigozzi (1)
Butchers: Jeff Laniando 2 (15), Cherie Stewart (7)
Goalie Win: Dustin Olson (7)

Please submit any corrections to derek@btsh.org