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Franchise Four: Gremlins/Unicorns

Friday, February 5th, 2016
Will any of these players be among the Franchise Four? No, none of them.

Will any of these players be among the Franchise Four? No, none of them.

The selection committee struggled to choose this franchise’s top four players for two main reasons.  First, as a 15 year old franchise, numerous deserving players have been in and out of the roster.  Hall of famers such as Craig LaCombe and future hall of famers (?) such as Hector “$h0wT!m3” Melendez all had to be considered.  Second, with a history that goes so far back, we just aren’t as familiar with every player who has donned the yellow t-shirt.  We try to be as inclusive as possible with the early years of the league, but it is no secret that we have a bias towards the “Modern Era.”

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Week 5 Box Scores

Monday, May 5th, 2014

Jamie Finally Has A Reason To Be Happy

At least, it's not a picture of Chadwick.

At least it’s not a picture of Chadwick.

Mathematics 4, Dark Rainbows 1
Mathematics: Eli Kazin 2 (2), Nathan Norris (2), Sam Norris (2)
Dark Rainbows: Sikandar Atiq (1)
Goalie Win: Dave Liang (2)

La Famiglia 4, Tompkins Square Riots 0
La Famiglia: Angela Vicari (1), Denis Miciletto (7), Shafiq Perry (2), The Peter Wilson (5)
Shutout: Tim Kayiatos (4)

Fresh Kills 3, Rehabs 0
Fresh Kills: Liz Campbell (1), Gabe Chenard (6), Ariel Imas (2)
Shutout: Patrick Barch (3)

Gremlins 2, Butchers 1 (OT)
Gremlins: Allison Busch (1), John Walker (1)
Butchers: Mike Mincieli (1)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (1)

Happy Little Elves 4, Cobra Kai 0
Happy Little Elves: Michael “Gil’s Son” Valdes 3 (3), Gil “Gil’s Son’s Dad” Valdes (2)
Shutout: Steve Accardi (2)

Filthy Gorgeous 2, Gut Rot 1
Filthy Gorgeous: Sunny Mehra (4), James Pereira (5)
Gut Rot: Gilligan1 (2)
Goalie Win: Chris Pelka (1)

Poutine Machine 1, Mega Touch 0
Poutine Machine: Jeff Ruel (2)
Shutout: Matt Leonard (3)

Corlears Hookers 2, Sky Fighters 1
Corlears Hookers: Gavin Kearney (3), Jackie Spiegel (1)
Sky Fighters: Luke Wang (2)
Goalie Win: Dustin Olson (3)

LBS, Inc. 4, What The Puck 0
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 3 (7), Tommy Capatosta (2)
Shutout: Tim Brown (3)

Gouging Anklebiters 5, Denim Demons 4 (OT-SO)
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco 2 (4), Sarah Moore (2), Peter Prohaska (3)
Denim Demons: Adam Rubens 2 (3), Jeff Kamen (3), Jeremy Wolff (1)
Goalie Win: Craig LaCombe (3)
Game Notes: Anklebiters win shootout 2-0. Charles DeFranco and Sarah Moore both scored.

Please submit any corrections to derek@btsh.org

Week 5 Preview: Part II

Friday, May 2nd, 2014

GOTW: Butchers at Gremlins

It’s an all Kazin Conference week for the featured games, as our second Game of the Week features a couple of Glanzer Division squads.  Last week, the Butchers downed the Dark Rainbows for a second consecutive win, while the Gremlins struggles continued with a shutout loss to Cobra Kai.

Keys for the Butchers:
They have moved on well from the off-season defections, and that opening week loss to Fresh Kills seems so long ago.  Wins against Filthy Gorgeous and the Dark Rainbows have the Butchers spirits soaring, and their new players have been leading the way. 

We found Jeff!!!!!

We found Jeff!!!!!

Some guy named Jeff Laniando potted four goals in their two wins, Tim Burke has been steady between the pipes, and Meredith returned from her sabbatical to anchor the defense.

Tim says he will stay with the Butchers til the Expos get back together.

Tim says he will stay with the Butchers until the Expos get back together.

There was even a random Gary Kowalski appearance on Sunday, as Rachel seems to be getting nostalgic for the days of the Mighty Squirrels.  Who shows up next?  How about Andrea Schloeder?  Or Eric Breitman?  Wait, Mungo?  Please, please let it be Mungo!  Remember when he used to do comedy sets at the season-opening party?  Those were epic.

Keys for the Gremlins:

Even though they are 0-3, the Gremlins must be doing something right, because how else would they get a cushy Game of the Week spot?  Marketing, that must be it.  Sad Jamie and his other, less frequent, iterations have been all over this site since the season started, and why not, since the only time he has been kicked out of the crease is when someone shows up in a town car.  Unfortunately, this “All Jamie, all the time” blitz has obscured the rest of the Gremlins.  John Walker, Luke Berg, and a bunch of other people we don’t really know are getting buried right now.  The key to ending this? 

We want to write about other people besides Sad Jamie!

We want to write about other Gremmies besides Sad Jamie! But in the mean time we made Sarah T. and Jo-Ann very happy with another cat picture.

Scoring some goals.  Only two goals through three games is not going to move the needle.  Put some on the board, Gremmies, and the accolades will follow!

If Jamie smiled more often, maybe he wouldn't be so sad.

If Jamie smiled more often, he wouldn’t be so sad.  Maybe Julie can teach him.

Prediction
Even though he had to latch on to the rising tide of Fresh Kills, Jamie did get his first win of the season on Sunday.  With that taste of victory still fresh in his mouth, maybe he can now spur the Gremlins on to a victory.  Sad Jamie is slowly morphing into Happy Jamie, and the Gremlins prevail, 3-1.
Rich’s Pick:  I’ve played a lot with Arnold lately. At the charity tournament that Rachel rigged so she would win my team purposely took him out and busted his nose. Arnold didn’t miss a shift. Respect. Respect. Butchers 3- Gremmies 2. Sad Jamie, remains sad.
Derek’s Pick:  At the beginning of the season, I really thought Sad Jamie and the Gremlins would make a nice little run.  It’s make or break time.  This game is divisional, and an 0-4 record would put them into quite a chasm.  They realize this and notch a 4-3 win. (P.S. Eli, you remind us of all those old-timey Mighty Squirrel players, but no Tim “(S)crappy” Gray mention?  For shame!)

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Glanzer Division Preview

Monday, March 24th, 2014

Saving the best-named division for last. Last season, Math won the Glanzer Division, and this year they are taking the name with them. In a division with Derk, Elly and $h0wT!m3, and written by me…there is not one wrestling joke. Rachel Greene we are really trying here.

Without further ado….

Butchers
 
Strengths: Rachel Greene and Georgine are hot.

OK, so they’re not as hot as these two, but they are as close as it gets.

So guy free agents who are really good are going to flock to them. Which is good because…
 
Weaknesses: They are also the only players currently on their roster.

Additional Weakness: Neither of them showed to the free agent scrimmage! 

Waldo was easier to find than Rachel and Georgine yesterday.


Fun Fact:
Georgine once scored a natural hat trick. (With the stick I gave her)

Not so Fun Fact: In the last two seasons, I have two goals. Both came in 2012. She beat me in one half. Damn you Georgine!

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