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Championship Game Box Score
Monday, November 1st, 2010Congratulations Happy Little Elves, 2010 BTSH Champions!
Elves Boycott Losing For An Entire Playoffs
TOMPKINS SQUARE PARK – Happy Little Elves rookies Trevor Beauclair and Ryan Nakahara have known each other since their high school days in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. They’ve played hockey together for more than a decade and continued that partnership by joining the Happy Little Elves together this season. Their impact was felt throughout the regular season and playoffs, and the championship game was no different, as the duo played an integral role in the Elves’ 3-1 victory over the Corlears Hookers.
Nakahara led the Elves with two unassisted goals in the championship game, both of which came off of turnovers that he created. The brunette rookie’s first goal gave his team an early 1-0 lead, when he stole the ball from a Hookers’ defender and netted the shot from about 15 feet out. Nakahara’s second goal came late in the second half when he intercepted an errant Hookers clearing pass and scored on a breakaway, giving the Elves a 3-0 lead and effectively sealing the victory.
Beauclair also played a key role in the Elves’ championship victory. The flaxen-haired rookie’s shot with about 10 minutes remaining in the first half caused a big rebound, allowing teammate Melanie Pessin to easily tap in the game-winning goal. In addition, as a defenseman, Beauclair was a crucial part of the New Elves Defensive Initiative, which held the high-scoring Hookers offense to just one goal.
Never at a loss for words, Elves co-captain Rich Glanzer noted, “We had a gameplan, stuck to the NEDI (New Elves Defensive Initiative) and ended up winning the whole thing.” Throughout the season, Glanzer has consistently demanded a maximum effort from his team and has long preached the virtues of sacrificing oneself for the greater good. This game, the Long Island Lynbrook Loudmouth led by example as he dove across the unforgiving blacktop in the closing minutes of the game to clear the ball out of the Elves’ defensive zone. Glanzer added, “In 20 years of hockey, I’ve never been on a team that wanted to win one game–one championship–as much as the 2010 Happy Little Elves did.”
The Happy Little Elves were established prior to the 2008 season as a team of free agents. The team finished that year with just one win, ironically in their first game, and were hardly viewed as championship material. Co-captain Ben Chadwick, who became captain of the Elves because he was the first to pay the league fee, remarked, “Nobody ever expected much when our ragtag crew of free agents and castaways first came together. Well, now you are all witness to what a team can do simply by practicing hard, working together, and dumping horse tranqs in your opponent’s water bottles.”
The Corlears Hookers’ only goal, scored by Brendan “Dutch” Kearney, came late in the second half, a minute after Nakahara’s second goal. The tally seemed to ignite the Hookers’ spirit, as the team pressed the Elves’ defense incessantly for the remainder of the game. However, Elves’ goalie Shaun deLacy played his best game of the season and staved off the late attack. This is the Corlears Hookers’ third loss in a championship game, as they were defeated by the Dark Rainbows in 2007 and Fresh Kills in 2008.
CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
#8 Happy Little Elves 3, #5 Corlears Hookers 1
1 | 2 | Total | ||
#8 Happy Little Elves | 2 | 1 | 3 | Final |
#5 Corlears Hookers | 0 | 1 | 1 |
First Half:
Happy Little Elves – 6:18, Ryan Nakahara (3) (unassisted)
Happy Little Elves – 14:45, Melanie Pessin (1) (Trevor Beauclair, Gil Valdes)
Second Half:
Happy Little Elves – 16:08, Ryan Nakahara (4) (unassisted)
Corlears Hookers – 17:03, Brendan “Dutch” Kearney (1) (Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney)
Guest Columnist: Rich Glanzer
Friday, October 29th, 2010What Celebrities Are Saying About The BTSH Final
The following views do not necessarily represent those of the editors or of BTSH. They do, however, represent those of Rich Glanzer.
Without a doubt, the Happy Little Elves and Corlears Hookers are two of the most polarizing teams in all of BTSH. Regardless of which side you’re cheering for in this Sunday’s final, almost everyone has an opinion.
These teams first met two years ago on the last day of the 2008 regular season. The Hookers were rolling through all of BTSH, while the Elves were on a collision course with the 1962 Mets. Although the Hookers had no subs that day, they were still huge and heavy favorites. However, the Elves proved exceeded everyone’s expectations and forced overtime with 30 seconds to go, before they eventually lost in a shootout.
Still the juggernaut of BTSH, the Corlears Hookers now face the former patsies of BTSH once again in the BTSH championship game. As you might expect, the Elves’ postseason run has caught the eye of BTSH fans everywhere. But what is a little surprising, is that this Good vs. Evil (Ed: which team is which?) matchup has also caught the eye of many celebrities. After checking out www.celebretytweetsaboutBTSH.com, you can tell there are fans of both sides. Let’s take a look:
Media Award Nominations
Monday, October 25th, 2010Is This BTSH’s Best Duo?
This Sunday, BTSH will once again hold its annual year-end extravaganza. Festivities will be held at Parkside Lounge following the conclusion of the championship game. For the fourth straight season, the media will proudly present several prestigious awards at this event. To build your anticipation, here are this season’s media awards and nominees:
The Award For The Regular Season Scoring Co-Champions
- Trevor Beauclair (Happy Little Elves)
- Zack Tinkelman (Denim Demons)
The Award For Best Goals Against Average
- Craig “Ug” LaCombe (Unicorns)
Best Family
- Jennie Brown & Sean Reynolds (Dark Rainbows)
- Joe and Zack Tinkelman (Denim Demons)
- “Gentleman” James Pereira (Filthy Gorgeous), Joe Pereira (Filthy Gorgeous), & Mike Pereira (Denim Demons)
- La Famiglia (La Famiglia)
Best Duo
- Rich Glanzer (Happy Little Elves) & Karsten Pichon (LBS, Inc.)
- Patrick Barch & Nick Hobbs (Fresh Kills)
- Rich Glanzer (Happy Little Elves) & Matt Workman (Filthy Gorgeous)
- Mike Smith (Mathematics) & Rich Glanzer (Happy Little Elves)
Most Underrated Female
- Connie Chan (Denim Demons)
- Beth Costello (Butchers)
- Luisa Mirarchi (Cobra Kai)
- Angela Vicari (La Famiglia)
Most Underrated Male
- Alexandre Frenette (Tompkins Square Riots)
- Greg Infanti (Sky Fighters)
- Harvey Jaswal (Mega Touch)
- Scott (Gut Rot)
The Stacy S. Kehoe Award For Toughness & Grace
- Amy Farley (What The Puck)
- Ellen Marth (Butchers)
- Jo-Ann Provencher (Poutine Machine)
- Kristen Wise (Cobra Kai)
The Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman Award For Agitation and Instigation
- David Cernan (Sky Fighters)
- Anita Khar (Rehabs)
- Adam Langer (Mathematics)
- Mark Talercio (Cobra Kai)
The Third Annual Bob Weyersberg Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence
- Meredith Danberg-Ficarelli (Rehabs)
- Rich Glanzer (Happy Little Elves)
- Patrick “Sven” Larsen (Poutine Machine)
- Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (Corlears Hookers)
The Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award (Female)
- Julie Katz (Mega Touch)
- Amy Barrett Kovner (Gouging Anklebiters)
- Susannah Pasquantonio (Filthy Gorgeous)
- Meagan Vincent (Mathematics)
The Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award (Male)
- Bill (Gut Rot)
- Marcus Bonnee (Poutine Machine)
- Joe (Unicorns)
- Arnold Sanchez (Butchers)
October 3 Schedule Released
Monday, September 27th, 2010Sorry, Doc, Your Game Is At Noon
After much speculation and anticipation, you can rest easy as we present to you the October 3 schedule:
12:00 PM | East | La Famiglia at Filthy Gorgeous |
12:00 PM | West | Sky Fighters at Corlears Hookers |
1:00 PM | East | LBS, Inc. at Denim Demons |
1:00 PM | West | Cobra Kai at Rehabs |
2:00 PM | East | #18 Butchers at #15 Mathematics |
2:00 PM | West | #20 Gut Rot at #13 What The Puck |
3:00 PM | East | #19 Gouging Anklebiters at #14 Unicorns |
3:00 PM | West | #17 Mega Touch at #16 Poutine Machine |
4:00 PM | East | Fresh Kills at Happy Little Elves |
4:00 PM | West | Tompkins Square Riots at Dark Rainbows |
5:00 PM | West | ALL-STAR GAME |
Week 17 News and Notes
Tuesday, September 21st, 2010Can You Guess Which Of These Elves Leads The League In Goals?
With just one week remaining in the regular season, the race for the 2010 BTSH scoring title is nearing a conclusion. Here are the top contenders for this coveted honor, which guarantees one pull from the media’s Mystery Box at the end of season awards ceremony:
Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney, Corlears Hookers (14 goals): It’s no secret that Gavin’s offensive output is directly correlated to Jason Eitel’s busy summer schedule. With Jason missing several games this season, Gavin has had the opportunity to play alongside teammates who actually pass the ball once in a while, a distinct difference from the days of Eitel. However, Gavin still has his work cut out for him, as he faces the Denim Demons and the league’s toughest defense this weekend. Odds of winning: 25-1.
Mike Pereira, Denim Demons (14 goals): Mike’s production has slid under the radar this season with teammate Zack Tinkelman getting the bulk of the media’s attention. Although he has always boasted a strong goals per game average, this is the first season in recent memory that Mike’s attendance has been consistent enough to make a real impact. Regardless, he will have to put up a hat trick against the staunch Corlears Hookers defense if he wants to win the scoring race. Odds of winning: 20-1.
“The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin, LBS, Inc. (15 goals): One of the few certainties of BTSH is that year in and year out, Ken, along with his linemate Karsten Pichon, will always be among the top scoring tandems. This season is no different. Once again, Ken has been extremely consistent throughout the season and has also produced the occasional outburst (4 goals vs. Tompkins Square Riots). He will face goaltender Craig “Ug” LaCombe and the Unicorns this Sunday. Odds of winning: 12-1.