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BTSH OLYMPICS V – August 21, Parkside Lounge
Thursday, July 28th, 2016By Anklebiters Productions
Yes, it’s back. Ladies and gentleman, an event so awesome it’s taken six years to recover from the last one. Back by popular demand, it’s the 5th BTSH Olympiad, brought to you by Anklebiter Productions, Mathematics Entertainment and couple other legendary BTSH drunks. You want it? You got it. Save the date, more soon. xoxo.
Week 14 News and Notes
Tuesday, August 10th, 2010Who On Your Team Went To Tompkins?
Although BTSH is now in its second year of playing at Tompkins Square Park, the league returned to Corlears Hook Park this past Sunday for one final afternoon of hockey and good cheer at its old stomping grounds. The festivities, however, did not end on the sloped and cracked playing surfaces near Jackson and Cherry Streets. After the games, all league members were invited to relive old memories with another Johnson’s Olympics.
At Corlears
For some of the more veteran players of BTSH, playing one final game at Corlears was a terrific treat to recapture the nostalgia of the “Golden Age” of the league. Others, however, were shocked and appalled at the conditions of the league’s former home. Regardless of one’s opinion, everyone was happy about the addition of a vertiable smorgasbord of food and drink at courtside. Highlights of this appetizing spread included the Anklebiters’ famous Booze Berries, Jeremy “The Foot” Schumacher’s deep fried mac and cheese, and Peaches’ mixed drinks with unknown ingredients. This, of course, was just the beginning, as “ring girls” reminded league members of the Johnson’s Olympics that evening. As a brief piece of trivia, the final game ever at Corlears Hook Park was the Mathematics’ 4-3 win over the Tompkins Square Riots.
Johnsons Olympics Returns
Thursday, August 5th, 2010Debauchery Expected
Written by Hugh G. Rection
If you pass Rivington at Essex Street this Sunday, be sure to hide the kids and cover their ears.
Why? Because this Sunday, the BTSH community will once again be welcomed to the Johnsons for the fourth Johnsons Olympiad, officially dubbed “A Return to Glory (hole)”.
Week 13 News and Notes
Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010The Demons Have More Fans Than You
As per tradition, the Denim Demons once again hosted their annual “Demons Family Day” this past Sunday. All players on the team were highly encouraged to invite their families for some good, clean Demons hockey. Thus, the West Court dugouts were packed with red, as the honored guests witnessed the Demons defeat the defending champion Sky Fighters 1-0 in a spirited Hockey Night in Tompkins national telecast. This marked the second consecutive shutout for the Demons on Family Day, who also beat Cobra Kai 2-0 in 2009.
With record attendance and several family members making lengthy treks to reach the game, the event was viewed as a huge success. Notable attendees included frequent btsh.org commenter Joe “Twinkle Toes” Tinkelman, Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens’ mother, the Carsons, and Abby “Tayne” Meisterman’s moms. Rubens’ mother even donned a throwback Adam Rubens jersey to support her wonderful son. She noted, “…the way my son took down the Sky Fighters, he truly is a legend killer!”
Johnsons Olympics Returns!
Monday, July 7th, 2008Just Don’t Let Guapo Near The Torch
It’s back! The most infamous night of the BTSH season has returned for another annual installment. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the third Johnsons Olympiad is coming this Sunday, July 13th at the Johnsons. Start time is 6:30 PM…be ready to call out sick on Monday.
Join host Phil “Sandy” Donohue, emcee Craig “Ug” LaCombe, BTSH Party Master Jefferson Hendricks, and bartenders Brent & Lindsey for an evening of heavy drinking and a night you’ll never remember. Welcome yourself back to the land of the infamous Bar Mat Shot, the leopard print jane, boot and rally beer chugs, and, of course, the celebratory cupcake in the ass.
HOW YOU CAN BE A PART — THE EVENTS:
This year some of your old favorite events are mixed with a couple of new ones.
The oldies but goodies:
1) Over The Top Arm Wrestling Tourney
2) The Sascha Puritz Memorial PBR Chugging Contest
3) The Sharif Corinaldi Hot Legs Competition
4) Pool Shark Tourney
This year’s new events:
1) The Bar Napkin Love Poem — The name says it all…start when you come in and write a love poem to someone/something at the bar. Only entries submitted on a bar napkin will be accepted.
2) The Hot Dog Eating Contest — Just like Coney Island on the 4th of July. Who will be crowned hot dog champion? Only time will tell…
Plus, there will be giveaways, free food and drink specials throughout the evening.
HELP A FELLOW HOCKEY PLAYER:
This year, the Johnsons Olympic Committee, in conjunction with the BTSH hierarchy, will conduct a 50/50 raffle with the proceeds going to help defray the costs of Kelly Buchanan’s medical bills. A $5 ticket and a dream is all you need. Tickets will be available all night, but you must be present at the drawing to win. So, be sure to enter.
