Posts Tagged ‘karaoke’
BTSH KARAOKE CONTEST
Wednesday, June 15th, 2016By Caption D and Cheekbones
BTSH KARAOKE CONTEST
Photo credit: Anklebiter Productions
It was promised, and now it’s time.
Anklebiter Productions brings you the first in a trilogy of summer social events – BTSH’s first-ever Karaoke Competition, right after the games this Sunday at HiFi bar.
Yes, clean out those pipes (which ones? you choose) and join hosts Worky McParty & Diana M Cheekbones who will guide you through your karaoke adventure while accompanied by musical interludes from DJ Bubblebath.
How do you win? Show up and rock the mic. Audience approval will send you to the finals where once again the crowd will determine the champ.
What do you win? A kiss from the host of your choice. If you choose Craig, you also get a handy. Plus, there’s a cool mystery prize for bringing home the gold.
Hungry? We got you. Check out the classy hot dog bar at the back of HiFi along with other fun eats.
Here’s the summary:
- What? Karaoke, son!
- When? After last games at Tompkins.
- Where? HiFi, fool.
- Can I eat for free? Yes.
- Are there free beers? We ain’t that rich.
- What is the meaning of life? Ask the bartender.
See you Sunday at HiFi, suckas!
First Annual BTSH Karaoke Competition
Friday, June 3rd, 2016REALLY VERY, VERY GOOD
By Ophelia Baulls
When I heard presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, would be in attendance of this year’s First Annual BTSH Karaoke CompetitionTM at Hifi on June 19th – I immediately worked my press credentials to get in for a quick tête-à-tête.
OB: Mr. Trump, I’m thrilled, and somewhat surprised at your attendance to our upcoming event. What drew you in?
DT: Ophelia, I think this going to be tremendous, just tremendous. BTSH is really a very good organization with some talented folks. I have many, many friends in the BTSH community.
OB: Well, thank you, I suppose you’ve heard that Deejay BubblebathTM will be on the turntables for this event?
DT: You know it’s really a great honor to have LaCombe at this event. He’s a sensational talent, I expect him to do very well. I think we’re all in the same business of trying to make our country better, a better place, so we have something in common.
OB: Our hosts, Diana and Worky are gearing up to entertain folks with some tom foolery I’m sure. What a gas! Have you met with them?
DT: Worky is an excellent host, I’ve found him to be just an excellent performer.
OB: And Diana?
DT: I can’t lie — I’ve been treated badly, very, very badly in the past by the BTSH media. She’s really not very good, and I don’t have time for total political correctness — she’s a bimbo. She’s very angry when she talks about me, there’s blood coming out of her eyes, coming out of her…wherever.
OB: Mr. Trump, do you feel this way about all the BTSH media?
DT: Well, I can tell you that Isaac is a sleaze, just a total sleaze and a liar. He’s very biased against me, I think he’s Mexican. There are certain groups of people who are very biased against me for protecting America. But the fact is we should ban Muslims from this event.
OB: You really think you can keep certain groups of people from getting into the karaoke competition?
DT: The greatest generation beat back the Nazis and Japanese imperialists. And you think we can’t keep out Jamie?
OB: Thank you for sitting down with me Mr. Trump.
DT: This will be a great event. A truly great event.
