Posts Tagged ‘La Famiglia’
September 14 Box Scores
Monday, September 15th, 2014Creamy Asked Us To Give This Special Message To Glanzer
Tuques are #1!
Sky Fighters 7, Tompkins Square Riots 0
Sky Fighters: Olivier Brassard 3 (11), Martin Cejka 2 (3), Roman Teytelbaum 2 (12)
Shutout: James Stein (5)
Denim Demons 6, Filthy Gorgeous 0
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen 2 (15), Lee Reiners 2 (8), Adam Rubens 2 (9)
Shutout: Aaron “Coach” Pagdon (7)
Mathematics 3, Gut Rot 1
Mathematics: Sam Norris 2 (9), Eli Kazin (5)
Gut Rot: Mike Gilligan (5)
Goalie Win: David Liang (10)
La Famiglia 2, Happy Little Elves 1
La Famiglia: Denis Miciletto (12), Shafiq Perry (10)
Happy Little Elves: Boris Grinberg (9)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (12)
Cobra Kai 2, Poutine Machine 1
Cobra Kai: Liam Martens 2 (13)
Poutine Machine: Jeff Ruel (3)
Goalie Win: Nicholas Blair (via free agency)
Butchers 2, Rehabs 1
Butchers: Jeff Laniando (19), Cherie Stewart (8)
Rehabs: Ramy Odeh (6)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (via Gremlins)
Gouging Anklebiters 3, Dark Rainbows 0
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco (8), Joe Polowczuk (8), Zach Weiner (1)
Shutout: Craig LaCombe (9)
LBS, Inc. 5, Mega Touch 0
LBS, Inc.: Luke Sellick 2 (5), Jason Bogdaneris (2), Evan (2), Jake (1)
Shutout: Tim Brown (9)
Gremlins 4, What The Puck 1
Gremlins: Rod Sherwood 2 (8), Maire Lane (2), Mark McAdam (2)
What The Puck: Dave MacCallum (7)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (6)
Corlears Hookers 3, Fresh Kills 2
Corlears Hookers: Noelle Safar 2 (9), Sam Marton (5)
Fresh Kills: Patrick Moore (2), Dave Sokolyansky (9)
Goalie Win: Dustin Olson (8)
Week 8 Preview: Part I
Wednesday, June 11th, 2014GOTW: La Famiglia at Corlears Hookers
It is not often that one game stands above the rest on the schedule, but that is the case this week, as the league’s last two undefeated teams face off. There will be only one Game of the Week this week, but fear not, loyal readers…we are still doing two preview posts.
The Tuques/Hookers matchup inspires thoughts of Manning vs. Brady.
Only difference is Manning is likable, and no one on the Tuques or Hookers are. (Besides Anshu, but she ain’t showing)
I Love You Not….Previews Week 6
Monday, May 12th, 2014Love. It’s why we’re all here. From the time we are a baby, snuggled into our Daddy’s arms, to when we are leaving this earth, as our great grandchild clasps our hand one last time, we are looking for one thing.
Love.
A 2009 photo of Ben Chadwick and I after we beat the Demons in overtime.
But as we find out…true love doesn’t last forever, and often times, the ones we love are the ones we leave.
I don’t know these two people. I actually just used a Google image search.
But perhaps they would be happier if they didn’t have some creeper taking a picture of them while they were in bed?
Which brings us to…
Week 1 Previews (Part 1)
Thursday, March 27th, 2014So this season we’re going to combine the best of Derk&Elly and the best of Sven. D&E gave one GOTW, and Sven pretty much gave detailed recaps of every game. So, we are going to combine the two ideas and give two GOTWs and much shorter previews to every other game. In order to make a GOTW…you gotta earn it with Ws.
No charities here. Win at the courts, Ace Bar and Skee*T*Ball
We think most of you are assholes, but not this kid. He seems kinda cool. I like his style.
Speaking of assholes, lets get to the first GOTW for 2014! Congratulations Tuques and Anklebiters. The Tuques “won the off-season,” so they get the first GOTW.
$h0wT!m3 Division Preview
Thursday, March 20th, 2014Joe Models The Anklebiters’ New Third Jersey
Filthy Gorgeous
Strengths: Things can’t get much worse than last year…right? They still have James and Suvin, and when the two are paired together, Filthy is extremely dangerous. If, for some reason, James and Suvin are no longer on the team, then things can get a lot worse.
Weaknesses: They had a little bit of an attendance problem last year. Dan and Caroline got engaged and moved to Washington, D.C. mid-season. There were some pregnancies, too. Others just did not show up all that much. It’s a minor miracle that they were able to field a roster for the playoffs, as Monica had to put her entire roster in for playoff exemptions. And What The Puck captain Larry Zimmer still voted no for every single one.
Fun Fact: Monica is considering having a throwback day, and thus bringing back the lime-green jerseys, when they face the Elves on August 10.
Random Hockey Related YouTube Video: Filthy’s 2013 season went a little like this.
Gouging Anklebiters
Strengths: Which team allowed the fewest goals in BTSH last season? Yep, it’s the Anklebiters, who gave up just 25 goals across 18 games. Some of the credit for this achievement goes to goalie Craig LaCombe, and some of the credit goes to an air-tight shutdown defense. This is a very united team, both on and off the court.
Weaknesses: Congratulations Anklebiters! You just won the Larsen Division! Your prize, which you must accept, is promotion to the Tagliarino Conference. It comes with a tougher division, a tougher schedule, and a noticeably less chill attitude. And Sarah Moore gets to face roommate Lisa Harrington and La Famiglia twice a season now.
Fun Fact: Craig’s ability at throwing his goalie stick has caught the eyes of USA Track and Field. He is considered a dark horse candidate in the javelin for the 2016 Summer Olympic Games.
Random Hockey Related YouTube Video: Tuukka Rask is not impressed.
