Posts Tagged ‘Mathematics’
Week 3 Preview (Part 1)
Tuesday, April 22nd, 2014Game of the Week
Anshu is 7 steps ahead of Cherie. This doesn’t bode well for Math.
So the Game of the Week is the game with the two undefeated teams. We all knew the Hookers would be undefeated since they didn’t play Fresh Kills yet, but this is the first time Math’s been 2-0 in their history. (Unless they’ve done it before…how the hell should I know?!?) (Emeritus Note: It happened in 2013. You know, last year! Ladies and gentlemen, let’s hear it for our esteemed Editor-In-Chief, Rich Glanzer!)
Keys for Hookers:
After touring all 10 Provenchers of Canada, Jason Eitel is set to make his season debut.
Here he takes a picture with me and a special ed adult.
Well we know “HE” is back for the Rehabs but what about Jason Eitel? Did he retire from the league after being named Championship MVP? The answer is no, because we don’t name a Championship MVP…though that’s a pretty good idea. Truthfully, the Hookers are so stacked that if they are missing 2-3 guys it really doesn’t matter. For the Hookers to win they should play a patient game and not let Math feed off of their emotion. Math is going to want this game more than the Hookers, so the champs should just settle the game down and make this game about skill.
Week 3 Box Scores
Monday, April 14th, 2014Trust Us, This Was A Clean, Friendly Game With Absolutely No Incidents
Jo-Ann’s in MMA now?
Happy Little Elves 3, Gremlins 2
Happy Little Elves: Boris Grinberg (3), Luisa Mirarchi (1), Rob Walsh (4)
Gremlins: Rod Sherwood (1), Alison Shilling (1)
Goalie Win: Steve Accardi (1)
Corlears Hookers 5, What The Puck 1
Corlears Hookers: Noelle Safar 3 (3), Gavin Kearney 2 (2)
What The Puck: Justin Michaliga (1)
Goalie Win: Amriel Kissner (Free Agent)
Fresh Kills 4, Tompkins Square Riots 2
Fresh Kills: Scott Lee (1), Nick Scott (1), Dave Sokolyansky (1), Tyrannosaurus Rex-n-Effect (1)
Tompkins Square Riots: Jack Watson 2 (3)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (2)
LBS, Inc. 5, Denim Demons 2
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 2 (4), Luke 2 (2), Ken Poulin (1)
Denim Demons: Lee Reiners (1), Zack Tinkelman (1)
Goalie Win: Tim Brown (2)
Cobra Kai 5, Dark Rainbows 4 (OT-SO)
Cobra Kai: Peter Gallina 2 (3), Liam Martens 2 (2)
Dark Rainbows: Josh Wilson 2 (2), Jennie Brown (1), Bryan Harris (1)
Goalie Win: Steve Accardi (via Happy Little Elves)
Gouging Anklebiters 5, Mega Touch 3
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian 3 (3), Courtney Butler (1), Charles DeFranco (1)
Mega Touch: Eric Devlin 2 (2), Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer (1)
Goalie Win: Craig LaCombe (1)
La Famiglia 6 , Gut Rot 0
La Famiglia: Denis Miciletto 3 (4), Ben Bloom (2), Jenna Cruff (1), Hugh McKee (1)
Shutout: Tim Kayiatos (2)
Game Notes: Two games in, and La Famiglia still hasn’t allowed a goal.
Rehabs 3, Sky Fighters 2
Rehabs: Nick Barretta (2), Ramy Odeh (3), Rob Blandi (2)
Sky Fighters: Mark Bloom (1), Luke Wang (1)
Goalie Win: Anthony “He” Romeo (1)
Game Notes: He’s here.
Mathematics 2, Poutine Machine 1
Mathematics: Brad Schmidt (2), Sam Norris (1)
Poutine Machine: Jeff Ruel (1)
Goalie Win: Dave Liang (1)
Butchers 5, Filthy Gorgeous 4
Butchers: Jeff Laniando 2 (2), Arthur Revechkis 2 (2), Arnold Sanchez (1)
Filthy Gorgeous: Sunny Mehra 2 (2), Dana Kravis (1), “Gentleman” James Pereira (1)
Goalie Win: Tim Burke (1)
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Week 3 Previews (Part I)
Wednesday, April 9th, 2014GOTW: Mathematics vs. Poutine Machine
Week 1 is in the books and it’s time for the Game of the Week. Going into this season, Poutine and Math were like two ships crossing in the middle of the night. Math was on an upwards swing, and Poutine was spiraling downward. But after Week 1, perhaps we underestimated Poutine, after their brilliant 1-0 overtime win over Gut Rot.
Sinister Derk, scoffs at the notion that Poutine can beat Math. Or he may have just been in a good mood about something else. No…he was scoffing at Poutine.
2014 Predictions!
Wednesday, March 26th, 2014Can Math Repeat As Glanzer Division Champions?
The Norris family continues to grow.
Brown Division
| Rich | Derek | Eli | |
| 1 | Fresh Kills | Fresh Kills | Fresh Kills |
| 2 | Corlears Hookers | Corlears Hookers | Corlears Hookers |
| 3 | LBS, Inc. | Denim Demons | LBS, Inc. |
| 4 | Denim Demons | LBS, Inc. | Denim Demons |
| 5 | What The Puck | What The Puck | What The Puck |
Rich’s Take: Fresh Kills, after making a run at perfection, will actually lose 3 games this season. None will be in the playoffs. This division is the tops for a reason, every team will have a winning record. And honestly, after seeing all the talent at the Free Agent scrimmage and the goalie that Corey very subtly got…I’m a little worried about playing them Game 1. They could be good real early.
Derek’s Take: Fresh Kills cruises to another division title. The Hookers give them a good run, but poor mid-season attendance results in a few lost games for the Purple during the summer. The Demons play solid (though objectionable) hockey. LBS, Inc. takes a step back this season with no Ken. What The Puck will clearly be in rebuilding mode and probably should not be in this division.
Eli’s Take: Not much to add here that Rich and Derek haven’t already said. Fresh Kills is the most complete team in the league and goes back-to-back with the division titles. What The Puck looks primed for relegation, unless Corey has something up his sleeve.
[Said in Jo-Ann voice]Maybe Corey join Elf and put ‘appy Elf up sleeve? Why is Timmay no playing for us this year?
Glanzer Division Preview
Monday, March 24th, 2014Saving the best-named division for last. Last season, Math won the Glanzer Division, and this year they are taking the name with them. In a division with Derk, Elly and $h0wT!m3, and written by me…there is not one wrestling joke. Rachel Greene we are really trying here.
Without further ado….
OK, so they’re not as hot as these two, but they are as close as it gets.
Additional Weakness: Neither of them showed to the free agent scrimmage!
Waldo was easier to find than Rachel and Georgine yesterday.
Fun Fact: Georgine once scored a natural hat trick. (With the stick I gave her)
