Posts Tagged ‘Mathematics’
Season Preview: Mathematics
Thursday, March 19th, 2009Bow Down To Lord Jeff
Color: Gray
Year Founded: 2006
2008 Regular Season Finish: 6-11 (13th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Filthy Gorgeous in first round
Division: Woodsworth
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Can’t Wait!”
Key Additions: Joe Boshko (Free Agent), Jim Nolan (Free Agent)
Key Losses: Sarah Coombs (Pregnancy), Sharif “The Chocolate Buzzsaw” Corinaldi (Graduate School)
Week 14 Box Scores
Monday, September 8th, 2008Where’s Sharif?
Mathematics 9, Cobra Kai 4
Mathematics: Andy Pratt 4 (13), Jeff “The Hawk” Hawkins 2 (3), Adam Langer 2 (2), Jeffrey Contray (4)
Cobra Kai: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta 2 (13), Dave Cicirelli 2 (4)
LBS, Inc. 3, Corlears Hookers 2
LBS, Inc.: Phil Yang 2 (3), Karsten Pichon (16)
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel (15), Josh Sadlier-Brown (4)
What The Puck 4, Mighty Squirrels 2
What The Puck: Corey “Chongo” Winters (12), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (12), Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman (10), Tom MacDonald (7)
Mighty Squirrels: Arthur “Lil’ Weezy” Revechkis (7), Dave Paglia (3)
Fresh Kills 5, Bad Touch 1
Fresh Kills: Eugene Rha 2 (4), Joe Tamburo (4), Kevin “The Planet” Foster (3), Mike Sokolyansky (3)
Bad Touch: Bill MacGregor (2)
Filthy Gorgeous 9, Mexican Standoff 2
Filthy Gorgeous: Matthew Workman 3 (6), Jonathan Rick 2 (6), Matt Novick (9), Jean Herbert (4), Sunny Mehra (2), Becky Antar (1)
Mexican Standoff: Gary Cohen (4), Leah “Vick-ahs” Vickers (1)
Denim Demons 3, Happy Little Elves 2
Denim Demons: Mike Pereira (9), Jeff Kamen (8), Zack Tinkelman (5)
Happy Little Elves: Ben Chadwick (1), Rob Muggeo (1)
Game Notes: Kamen scored the game-winning goal with thirty seconds left in regulation.
Dark Rainbows 2, Fresh Kills 0
Dark Rainbows: Josh Wilson 2 (6)
Shutout: Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (5)
Tuques 5, Sky Fighters 3
Tuques: Gabe Wilson 3 (4), Peter Wilson (10), Sarah Moore (2)
Sky Fighters: Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka 2 (13), Robert Kucera (3)
Gouging Anklebiters 5, Unicorns 4
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Owen 2 (4), Phil “Sandy” Donohue (7), Charles DeFranco (5), Peter “Geech” Prohaska (4)
Unicorns: Chris 2 (12), Nelson (10), Mark (9)
Rehabs 10, Bad Touch 2
Rehabs: Andrew Levine 3 (7), Sal Malguarnera 2 (5), Tom O’Connor 2 (2), Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (6), Alex “Villano VI” Zabala (4), Molly Holder (1)
Bad Touch: Eric Devlin (11), Martin Olson (1)
Week 14 Preview
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008Cobra Kai Will Have A Big Problem On Sunday
GAME OF THE WEEK
Mathematics (3-10) vs. Volanto’s Heroes Cobra Kai (3-8-1)
Location: Corlears North, 3:00 PM
All-Time Series: Mathematics lead 4-0
Game Notes: In 2005, these two teams were united as a single “super team” called Henry Motion. However, a difference in playing philosophies caused a rift in the team, as the uber-competitive Sharif “The Chocolate Buzzsaw” Corinaldi and Sarah Coombs founded the Mathematics, and the mild-mannered Peter Oblamski retained control of Henry Motion (later renamed Cobra Kai). Tensions continued when original Cobra Kai members Eli Kazin and Derek Tagliarino defected to the rebel Math team in the middle of the 2007 season. The series reached a fever pitch in last year’s matchup, as the Mathematics beat Cobra Kai 3-2 in overtime, with the hated (and third string) Tagliarino in net. Now, one year later, Cobra Kai is eagerly awaiting this Sunday’s rematch. They have scheduled a pep rally and bonfire for Saturday night, where they plan to burn many mathematics text books.
Keys To The Game:
1. An anonymous source reports that Cobra Kai captain Peter Oblamski has resigned from the team, effective immediately. The team will miss his crafty game planning and inspirational leadership.
2. Jeff “The Hawk” Hawkins scored his first goal for the Mathematics in their last game. With Sharif “The Chocolate Buzzsaw” Corinaldi pursuing an education in California, The Hawk will see a bigger role in the Mathematics’ game plan.
3. In a shrewd mid-season acquisition, the Mathematics have obtained Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta from Cobra Kai, due to an unknown loophole in the BTSH application process (they bribed Bob W). Interestingly, Bratta made a point to note that it will be a tad chilly on Sunday, so he will wear a second t-shirt under his Mathematics jersey.
Week 12 Box Scores
Monday, July 21st, 2008Record Attendance For What The Puck
What The Puck 8, Mathematics 0
What The Puck: Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth 3 (13), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer 3 (11), Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman 2 (8)
Shutout: Roderick “Guy LeDouche” Cruz (1)
Denim Demons 3, Rehabs 2
Denim Demons: Micael Holmstrom 2 (9), Mike Pereira (8)
Rehabs: Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (4), Andy Kehoe (1)
Game Notes: After the game, the Rehabs attacked the Denim Demons with water balloons.
Dark Rainbows 3, Cobra Kai 1
Dark Rainbows: Jesse Jewels 2 (5), P.T. Walkley (11)
Cobra Kai: Laurie Chakel (2)
Corlears Hookers 4, Mighty Squirrels 1
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel 3 (14), Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney (4)
Mighty Squirrels: Patrick Larsen (1)
Unicorns 3, Filthy Gorgeous 2
Unicorns: Chris (9), Jesse (2), John Mark (1)
Filthy Gorgeous: Fran Graziano (3), Sunny Mehra (1)
Game Notes: Chris scored the game-winning goal with approximately five minutes left in the second half. Filthy Gorgeous played the entire game short-handed, as Dana Kravis was their only female to show up.
LBS, Inc. 6, Sky Fighters 1
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 3 (15), Brian “Grandmaster B” Barrett 2 (5), Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin (8)
Sky Fighters: Martin Cejka (10)
Fresh Kills 4, Happy Little Elves 0
Fresh Kills: Patrick Moore (6), Joe Tamburo (3), Caroline Currie (3), Ariel Imas (2)
Shutout: Dave Gil de Rubio (2)
Tuques 3, Bad Touch 1
Tuques: Peter Wilson (9), Alfred Liu (2), Zoe Markwick (1)
Bad Touch: Eric Devlin (10)
Gouging Anklebiters 3, Mexican Standoff 1
Gouging Anklebiters: Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri (6), Phil “Sandy” Donohue (6), Matt Tsiang (2)
Mexican Standoff: Dave Wang (2)
West 4, East 1 (All-Star Game)
West: Derek Tagliarino, Matthew Workman, Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer, Micael Holmstrom
East: Eric Devlin
Game Notes: Matthew Workman scored the game-winning goal late in the first half.
