Posts Tagged ‘schedule’

Schedule Alert: Scrimmage Now at Noon!

Friday, March 18th, 2016
"Anyone have an extra roster spot for a dude?"

“Anyone have an extra roster spot for a dude?”

Due to potential snow fears, please take note that this Sunday’s free agent scrimmage will now begin at 12:00 (noon) instead of the originally scheduled 1:00.  Please spread the word, and we’ll see you then!

2016 Schedule Released!

Tuesday, March 15th, 2016

The surest sign that spring is only a few days away?  The release of the 2016 BTSH schedule, of course!

Schedule

Our schedule does not look nearly as pretty as the NFL schedule. It also does not have any primetime or weekday night games…yet.

We spent a lot of time and energy to put this together, so indulge us as we point out some of the highlights…

Opening Day:
The season opens on April 3, but you already knew that, because you read our post last week about Opening Day.  What’s that? You didn’t? Sigh, we’ll wait for you to catch up, Georgine. Okay, all good now? Moving on…
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2016 Opening Day Schedule

Monday, March 7th, 2016

Get excited! Opening Day 2016 is less than four weeks away*!

The Mets also open the season on April 3.

The Mets also open the season on April 3.

For the seventh season in a row, Opening Day will feature a rematch of the championship game, as Filthier takes on the Rehabs, who have moved up to the Tagliarino Conference.  Plus, there is the traditional heaping helpful of eight divisional games to kick the season off on the right note, including the following highlights:

  • Fuzz makes their highly anticipated debut, and while the Tuques would have made for the perfect opponent, they have been in the league’s alumni section for years.  So behind door number two, its…the Corlears Hookers.  Can Richie’s new team exceed expectations and pull off an Opening Day upset, like the Elves did in 2008?
  • The Sky Fighters are playing in their first game without former captain Dan Hopper and have also moved up a division.  So it’s probably a good thing that they avoided Fresh Kills to start off the season.  The Denim Demons weren’t as lucky.
  • The Gremlins and Poutine Machine switched divisions for this season, so we’re giving them the other non-divisional game of the day.  And since it is a later game, we’re sure that Jamie will have already subbed as a goalie for a couple of other teams and John Walker will be upset about games running late because Jamie needed multiple water breaks.

Read on for the full Opening Day schedule (court assignments TBD)…

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Revised Schedule

Tuesday, September 15th, 2015

Here is the revised schedule for the next two weeks. We placed the rain fears make-up games at 11:30 and switched a few other games around (bolded) to make it easier on teams playing twice.

Please note:

1. All make-up games will have 20 minute halves.
2. Gut Rot and Butchers will play the final 10 minutes of their game between the 11:30 and 12:30 games on the west court. (This will give the Elves a little break before their game against the Sky Fighters).
3. The Denim Demons and What The Puck will finish their game at the conclusion of the Demons’ 5:00 game with Instant Karma (allowing for a 10 minute rest).

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2015 Schedule Released!

Wednesday, March 25th, 2015
Some of these marketing campaigns are pure gold!

Some of these marketing campaigns are pure gold!

Good news everyone! You can now make your plans for the next seven months, because the full 2015 BTSH schedule has finally been released. Don’t go running to view the whole thing just yet, though…we’ve got some highlights we want to let you know about.

Opening Day:
The season opens on April 12, and the slate is packed with eight divisional games, including a championship game rematch between Fresh Kills and the Mathematics Corlears Hookers. Plus, it is the day before Derek’s birthday, so be sure to bring him a gift, and then wish him a “Happy Birthday!” on his Facebook wall the next day.  You know Rich Glanzer will.

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