Posts Tagged ‘TBeau’
Franchise Four: The Happy Little Elves
Wednesday, February 3rd, 2016We know what you are thinking…how can you do a Franchise Four for a defunct team. And for the rest of you who aren’t keeping up with all of the off-season hot stove activity (spoiler alert!), the Elves have migrated to the BTSH team alumni section, taking their rightful place alongside the Mighty Squirrels, Mexican Standoff, Pork Fried Rice, and countless others. But since they have not yet played a game under the Fuzz rebrand, we decided to throw them a bone and honor four of the very best to ever put on an Elves uniform.
Sadly, $h0wT!m3 did not make the cut.
Know Your Neighbor
Thursday, May 30th, 2013
Name: Trevor Beauclair
Nickname: T-Beau
Rejected Nicknames: Beauclair Barrage, Big Baby, TB, Tre, T-Vor
Origin: Burlington, Ontario
College: Stonehill College
First Job: Jelly doughnut filler at the Mapleview Centre’s Tim Horton’s
Current Job: Analyst at CIBC
Early Aspirations: To be invited to the grown-ups table
Current Aspirations: To be invited to the grown-ups table
Favorite Things: The ladies, Nak, Toronto Maple Leafs, making fart noises with his armpit, a good lager
Least Favorite Things: Gary Bettman, mornings, wearing a bib, deoderant
Fast Fact: Trevor likes to order the Boy Wonder
when dining out at his favorite restaurant.
Hockey Comparison: Eric Staal
Non-Hockey Comparison: Steve Stifler
Best Known For: Making inappropriate comments towards the women of BTSH
Less (But Still Partly) Known For: Making inappropriate comments towards the men of BTSH
Guilty Pleasure: Watching Glee with Ryan Nakahara and a big tub of buttered popcorn
First celebrity Crush: Beckie Scott
First Concert: Barenaked Ladies, 24 November 2000
Reason to Love Him: He’s got some skills on the court and in the bar.
Reason to Hate Him: He has made at least one female you know very uncomfortable.
Things The Media Will Continue to Overhype About Him: That he’s a face…although even we’re starting to give up on that notion.
What His Teammates Say About Him: “He’s done some awful things, but I still love him.” – Jenna Cruff
