Three Stars of Week 7
By Rachel K
Third Star(s): THE BIRTHDAY BOYS AND GIRLS
Enjoy your b-day present from Dave GDR, because he won’t let that happen again.
This week was birthday-palooza at BTSH. Olivier held a b-bday brunch, Ali and the LBS tore up postgame margs, and Richie Glanzer & Brian Sullivan (Alert) threw down at Ace well into the night (well ok, I’m assuming that because I had to call myself an Uber home at the tender hour of 10pm). Special shoutout: BSA not only scored himself a birthday goal, but was kind enough to co-host a birthday with Rich Glanzer. Just kidding, Richie! Sully gets some extra love because he spent his birthday party stonecolding 2 Miller High Life’s at a time, which is a hero move. Maybe it was the beer goggles, or the fact that everyone was back at Ace, but the Glanzer/BSA b-day bonanza was some good old fashioned BTSH revelry. Cheers to everyone who showed up and got weird! (And also, did you by chance pick up a brown Patagonia fleece? Asking for a friend…)
Second Star: Dave (Butchers)
It took some time, but we were finally able to slow down the footage from Sunday to catch this freeze-frame of Dave.
Dave scored BOTH of the Butcher’s 2 goals by outhustling the Rehabs defense and scoring on breakaways in a close game that ended in a shootout. THEN he then went on to score the shootout winner. For proof of that kid’s wheels head on over to the FB fan page and check out Tia’s video.
First Star: Zac H (WTP)
All four of his goals were scored with a full bladder.
A hat trick usually guarantees you a star, but Zac must have been determined to make it on here as he netted not 3, but FOUR goals, which launched him onto the Top Scorer board. Word on the street is that Emily found him wandering the streets of Ottawa and plied him with the promise of booze and American women who love hockey. Last week the 3 stars writer interviewed one of the stars, but I chose the lazy route of paraphrasing somebody else’s interview with him! In my creepiest journalistic efforts yet (thanks, Google), here are some fun facts about this not-so-well-known rookie:
- He played goalie for Ottawa West’s Provincial team in the Ontario Junior ball hockey championships in 2009
- If he could have one superpower, it would be to slow down time
- He loves cereal!
Honorable Mentions:
Cody (Gremlins) – Cody had ANOTHER hat trick, but he was on the last 3 stars so…sorry bud, gotta spread em around.
Matt Work (Anklebiters) – Also had a hattie! Nice work, Worky!
My liver – this is why we can’t have nice things.
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