week 3 report

*scores
theme:  ben and jerry’s free cone day, today, 4/25!  if you hate free ice cream, the terrorists win!
fresh kills chunkied the monkey out of pfr, 5-3
g’anklebiters put a cherry on bad touch, 4-1
lbs ‘creamed tuques, 7-5
squirrels got filthy, 2-1 – not ice cream related, but i couldn’t help myself
wtp took a new york superfudge chunk out of rehabs, 5-4
unis banana split with demons, 2-2 tie
dark rainbows put rainbow sprinkles on henry motion, 6-1?  we’re working on that.
math gave heart disease to mso, 7-3

*week 3 faq
-it was so rainy in the morning!  are games ever cancelled due to weather?
not s’much.  if it’s raining, just prepare–  bring a garbage bag to cover your hockey bag with, a set of dry clothes, an umbrella, etc.  now, if there’s a seriously weather emergency, the kind that makes you tape up your windows and buy bottled water, we’ll talk about cancelling.  until then, game on.

*standings
bob’s got it on lockdown in the standings section.  my work here is done.

*next week
    WEEK 4:  4/30/06
CORLEARS
3:00 PM    Henry Motion vs. Filthy Gorgeous
3:00 PM    The Tuques vs. Mathematics
4:00 PM    Mexican Standoff vs. Gouging Anklebiters
4:00 PM    Rehabs vs. Pork Fried Rice
5:00 PM    Mighty Squirrels vs. Unicorns
5:00 PM    Denim Demons vs. What The Puck
MOFFO
3:30 PM    Fresh Kills vs. Dark Rainbows
4:30 PM    Bad Touch vs. LBS

*kudos/gasface
with input from jon rehabs and lessy fk.  thenx dudes!
kudos:
-bob vs bottles
bob and his broom were ready for some broken glass on the court before the bottles were even broken.  and you wonder why i have no worries about leaving hockey in his hands.
-happy lessy
jeff writes me that the mighty squirrels/filthy gorgeous game “was close throughout and both teams were well behaved and they played hockey the way it should be played in BTSH.”  it’s not just heartwarming, it’s adorable.
-pfr f’d
pfr lost?  it’s christmas in april!  and you guys should ask santa for better attendance!

gasface:
-missing my second-to-last week of hockey
at least i’ll get to drive by next week on my way out of the city.  but just in case anyone asks me where the first aid kit is or complains about a ref, i’m leaving the rental car engine running.
-tied games
are tied for being both lame and stupid.  what can you do.
-jersey confusion
if your team has a color, get a shirt in that color.  not in that color’s family, or in it’s “season,” or in a color that has one of the same letter’s as your team color, but IN YOUR TEAM COLOR.  for the english and canadian people out there, COLOUR.  i said good day!

*listings
-from me:
my second to last night in nyc!  no joke!

i-am-leaving-and-if-you-don’t-come-say-goodbye-i-will-jewish-guilt-you-to-death party
*next friday, 4/28
*10 pm
*crocodile lounge, http://www.newyorkmetro.com/listings/bar/crocodile-lounge/
it’s on 14th between 1st and 2nd, north side of the st (former home of the cellar)
it’s one of those bars where you get a free pizza with every beer, plus there’s skee-ball, so this is the closest thing to chuckee cheese this side of the atlantic center.  the person who comes in a foam suit dressed as any mascot drinks for free, i promise.

-from rebecca ex-henry motion:
so. i’m looking to visit nyc this summer, at a couple of different times.

in the interest of not wearing out my couch welcome with any particular person/people, i want to
see if any of youËœor any of your other nyc friendsËœare going to be out of town during any of the
weeks belowmentioned.

i would be willing to pay you/them in exchange for staying at their apt. i also like cats, and am
good at feeding them; same goes for plants.

the weeks i was thinking of coming are:
june 19-24ish
july 24-30ish
aug 7-13ish

as you can tell by my ishes, things aren’t so set in stone vis a vis comings and goings.
so. let me know.  rebeccaonion at yahoo dot com

-double listing from abby dd:

1.
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/roo/154053466.html
Professional couple seeks a third to share our 2900 sqft loft. Renovated two years ago, with high ceilings, hardwood floors, exposed brick, lots of light. Digital cable/huge TV, wireless internet, new appliances.

Looking for someone until next April, with the option to continue after. No cats/dogs, smokers.
2 blocks from the R/M at Prospect Ave, 5 blocks from the F at 4th Ave./9th St. Water included, electricity, gas, Time Warner not included.

2:
This year I’m participating in the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer in October. My fundraising goal is $2500 and you can go here to buy apparel and other fun stuff! Support a good cause and breasts!

sb

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