Week 6 Not 3 Stars
No one wants to be a Not-3 Star. The key is not to suck on weeks where there are no games the following week. With no previews to write, we have to fill content or else Tim Brown won’t pay us. Plus, we have too much time on our hands and instead of doing charitable endeavors, The Authority likes to put people down to feel better about ourselves.
Stop saying no to bullying!
(-***) Jerome, Ashley and Eric
Has anyone seen Jerome since this picture was taken? Seriously, WHERE THE HELL IS JEROME?!?!?!
PS. Great job by two of BTSH’s top refs last year seeing the play. Well done Ashley and Eric!
(-**) Zach and Sven
Sven and Zach discuss whether the ball fully crossed the line.
LOOK DOWN GUYS!
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While we are sad for Jeff, we are happy to announce the third Dead BTSH player. Dead Jeff joins Dead Riots Guy and Dead Peter Lang.
While Walsh, Heather and Rachel Greene were nonplussed, MDF couldn’t mask her excitement. We presume Ashley…whose jacket is pictured missed this too.
Richie misuses the word “nonplussed,” and somewhere Eric Devlin weeps.
No I did not! It means not excited. I used it the right way. I’m calling bullshit.
Correct usage: “Without the Norris family last week, the Mathematics were nonplussed.”
So nonplussed means fucked?