week 6 report
*scores (these are from memory and not score sheets, so corrections are likely)
theme: this is boston, not LA (semi-obscure, but topical)
henry motion dropped out of preskool with fresh kills, 3-3 TIE
pfr gave gang green to demons, 6-3
unis slammed wtp, 3-0
bad touch were unsafe at any speed for mso, 2-1 (OT?)
lbs made jerry’s kids out of biters, 6-2
rainbows emptied the skulls of math 5-3
tuques said f.u. to filthy, 2-1
rehabs explained this is winning, not losing to squirrels, 7-2
*week 6 faq
-that registration form?
i’m sorry, i’m currently under water here in new hampshire. ask alex.
*word on the street
as official league mouthpiece, here’s a not-listing i’ve been asked to spread the word about:
COME TO THE JOHNSONS’ SO THEY CAN WELCOME YOU ALREADY, DAMMIT
not enough people hang out at the johnsons after games. what gives? yes, it smells, but so do we. plus the beers are cheap, the music doesn’t suck, and the bartender is rad/gives us free food (look for another free italian feast in june!). oh, and did we mention you get a free drink with veggie dog next door at dash? between the two establishments you can get fed, hydrated, and then possibly laid.  there’s really no excuse.
*next week
WEEK 7:Â 5/21/06
CORLEARS
3:00 PMÂ Â Â Rehabs vs. Mexican Standoff
3:00 PMÂ Â Â Henry Motion vs. The Tuques
4:00 PMÂ Â Â Fresh Kills vs. Denim Demons
4:00 PMÂ Â Â Filthy Gorgeous vs. Gouging Anklebiters
5:00 PMÂ Â Â Bad Touch vs. Mighty Squirrels
5:00 PMÂ Â Â What The Puck vs. Dark Rainbows
MOFFO
3:30 PMÂ Â Â Pork Fried Rice vs. Mathematics
4:30 PMÂ Â Â LBS vs. Unicorns
NO HOCKEY THE NEXT WEEK – MEMORIAL DAY (5/28/06)
*kudos/gasface
(i didn’t get s’much input, but thenx bob w and brendan h st)
kudos:
-the fk/hm tie, aka, a win/win brennifer bowl
i always find it amusing when couples on different teams play each other and fight, because i’m mean like that, but, since the brendan hm/jenn fk showdown ended in a tie, peace reigned. dammit.
-DR’s courtside mother’s day
all i’ve been told is that it was “really cute.” well, duh. but yay moms, rainbows and otherwise.
-mark mcunis reffing an OT game over playing
it’s always touching when this happens. which is pretty much never. viva mark!
the lone gasface:
-rain
i spent saturday at a sheep and wool festival (don’t ask) in the pouring rain. nothing like a festival to celebrate…damp wool. the weather report has gone from wet to biblical. make it stop.
*correction
bill tuques was not, as reported last week, hit in the crotch– he was hit in the knee. when i was told that he sustained a “lower body injury” (with quotes, just like that), i assumed the messenger was being coy. i regret the error/any undue attention to bill’s bikini area.
*listings
-from alec friend o’btsh:
New Yorker By Nature Tour Kick-off
This summer, your school or civic group can build community outdoors. Yellow Arrow’s text-message technology will record your ideas about outdoor design on a self-guided walking tour of Fort Greene. Then New Yorker by Nature’s team will help you apply them to your neighborhood. We’ll kick off with bargains on Brooklyn Brewery beers, SmartWater, and dessert, plus a raffle for outdoor treats like a season pass to Rooftop Films and a skating lesson. All ages can enjoy the swingset and new menu at the solar-powered Habana Outpost: Brooklyn. See newyorkerbynature.com and ecoeatery.com for details.
@ Habana Outpost
757 Fulton Street, Brooklyn, NY
Thursday, June 8, 8:00pm
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