Week 7 Previews
By Stoop Dogg
This map is going to be your guide to BTSH. Now where you sit on the court is crucial because you got everybody there, you got your Freshmen, ROTC guys, Preps, JV Jocks, Nerds, Cool Kids, Varsity Jocks, Unfriendly Hotties, The Team Who Drinks Everything, The Team Who Doesn’t Drink Anything, Desperate Wannabes, Burnouts, Audi/Visual Geeks, Artistic Nerds, Coffee Kids, Student Government, Basic Beautiful People, Cowboys, Anarchists, and Sexually Active Band Geeks. Some of these people will be the greatest people you will ever meet and the worst – beware of the people in the public bathrooms.
Predictions:
Butchers vs. Mega Touch: 3 – 1, Butchers // Can’t beat their meat
Filthier vs. Cobra Kai: 5 – 2, Cobra Kai // Bringing the pain
Rotten Math vs. What the Puck: 4 – 3, What the Puck // Go get me a beer
Gouging Anklebiters vs. Corlears Hookers: 6 – 3, Gouging Anklebiters // Wear high socks
Gremlins vs. Rehabs: 5 – 1, Rehabs // (P.S. It’s Brian Hicks’ debut as El Capitan, so let’s scrutinize)
Skyfighters vs. Riots: 2 – 0, Skyfighters // Go for Gold Leader
Fuzz vs. Denim Demons: 6 – 4, Fuzzy Wuzzy the Bear
Instant Karma vs. Poutine Machine: 4 – 1, Poutine Machine // Extra gravy plz
Dark Rainbows vs. Fresh Kills: 6 – 3, Fresh Killer Kweens