Caption Contest Winner: Week of 5/15
May 20th, 2016By Diana M.
Good morning campers!
What a week we’ve had. That ball has been spinning in mid-air for what seems like an eternity. Meanwhile, I’ve been tossing and turning over who the winners are. In the end – the self-pleasuring theme tickled me the most. Let’s do this.
Winner: “Richie in his natural environment: One hand on a shaft with balls smacking his forearm.” – Ben P
2nd Place: “I’m not a dick! FUZZ FUZZ FUZZ Oh wait…I am.” – Liz B
3rd place: “Rich cupping balls while Jeff is behind him holding his shaft? Sounds like a typical Saturday night for Fuzz.” – JW
Honorable mention: The comments section was amazing this week. I want to particularly highlight the following…
“Love you Richieboothang” – Mira L
“I can’t believe I’m sinking to this level” – JW
“Why is Shaun pretending to ride a hoverboard?” – Jerome R
ICYMI
May 19th, 2016In case you missed it, there has been a bunch of fresh content posted on the league website this season:
The Southern Belles of BTSH by Sam.In response to Sam’s post, Ms. Ophelia Baulls’ debut article, You’ve Got Male.
Interested in being recognized for your efforts? Here’s an opportunity to be nominated for a Clavvy award at the end of the season.
New Conference and Division Titles are coming soon. Stay tuned! Or politely nudge your Captain to hurry up already, Ben.
Franchise Four articles initiated by Rich G., Derek T. and Eli K. during the off season and continued by newfangled writers in 2016.
The Premier League BTSH Equivalent by Hornswoggle V. to the R.
And don’t forget that today is the last day to submit your entry for this week’s Caption Contest.
Are you interested in becoming more involved with the league? Great! All you have to do is reach out to your team Captain or these folks:
Refereeing Demons’ games and other amusing match-ups: Ashley M. or Diane J. of Gut Rot and Zach of Mathematics
Social Events that don’t necessarily have to involve spirits but is encouraged because it makes hanging around you people bearable: try here
Submitting Photos of Men on Pavement and other league happenings: BTSH.photos@gmail.com (placeholder)
Writing for the smoldering inferno that is the BTSH website: Rachel G. of the Butchers, Isaac S. of Instant Karma, or BTSH.media@gmail.com
Week 6’s Three Stars!!!
May 17th, 2016Week 6? Yes, Week 6 Box Scores!
May 16th, 2016
| Cobra Kai | ![]() |
1-4 | ![]() |
Corlears Hookers | Final |
| Cobra Kai: Liam Martens (2) Corlears Hookers: Danilo Biagioni (1), Tiffany Hagge (1), Sam Marton x 2 (2) Goalie Win: Amriel Kissner (2) |
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| Fuzz | ![]() |
9-1 | ![]() |
Gut Rot | Final |
| Fuzz: Miles Hilder x 3 (5), Steve Accardo (1), Brian Hicks (2), Alexa T. (1), Alyssa Murrett (3), Rob Walsh (1), Gil Valdez (2) Gut Rot: Mike Finnegan (1) Goalie Win: Matt Newman (via Free Agent) |
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| Mathematics | ![]() |
2-1 | ![]() |
Poutine Machine | Final(OT) |
| Mathematics: Cherie Stewart (2), Joey Batista (3) Poutine Machine: Mike Marron (2) Goalie Win: David Liang (1) |
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| Dark Rainbows | ![]() |
2-3 | ![]() |
Mega Touch | Final(SO) |
| Dark Rainbows: Josh Wilson (1), Bill Ling (7) Mega Touch: Adriano Bratta (6), Max Temesca (1) Shootout: Winner by Julie Katz Goalie Win: Mike Tuckman (3) |
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| Butchers | ![]() |
4-3 | ![]() |
Filthier | Final |
| Butchers: Dana Kravis (1), David St-Jules (3), Peter D’Angelo (7), James Kinney (2) Filthier: Denis Miciletto (7), Kate Marlatt (1), Shafiq Perry (2) Goalie Win: Tim Burke (3) |
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| Denim Demons | ![]() |
4-3 | ![]() |
What The Puck | Final |
| Denim Demons: Zach Fein x 2 (2), Adam Rubens (3), Brad Pollock (2) What The Puck: Dave Maccallum (2), Justin Michaliga (2), Jaime Delia (1) Goalie Win: Eitan (via Free Agent) |
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| LBS Inc. | ![]() |
5-0 | ![]() |
Sky Fighters | Final |
| LBS Inc.: Luke Sellick x 2 (3), Scott Kaston x 3 (4) Sky Fighters: Goalie Win: Tim Brown (3) |
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| Gouging Anklebiters | ![]() |
1-2 | ![]() |
Rehabs | Final |
| Gouging Anklebiters: Ben Probert (8) Rehabs: Ryann Geldner x 2 (2) Goalie Win: Eitan (via Free Agent) |
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| Tompkins Square Riots | ![]() |
1-7 | ![]() |
Fresh Kills | Final |
| Tompkins Square Riots: Spencer Tucker (1) Fresh Kills: Ashley Singer (1), Gabe Chenard-Poirier (3), Eugene Rha (1), Tom Rush x 2 (4), Sheena Wagaman (3), Jeff Starr (2) Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (3) |
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| Instant Karma | ![]() |
4-3 | ![]() |
Gremlins | Final |
| Instant Karma: Sean Glickman (1), Hugh Mckee x 2 (3), Heather O’Neill (1) Gremlins: Alex R. (via Free Agent), Ryan Mills (1), Iannis Tourlakis (1) Goalie Win: Michael Maloney (3) |
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Caption Contest: Week of 5/15
May 16th, 2016Hey homies,
What better way to kick of a hot, wet, American summer than a sleeveless Glanzer and balls in mid-air
Enter here.
Do your worst.


























