July 19 Box Scores
July 21st, 2015Holy Cow, It’s a Scorcher
Denim Demons 4, LBS, Inc. 1
Denim Demons: Zach Fein 2 (5), Sara Klein (1), Paul Licari (1)
LBS, Inc.: Nick Rolf (3)
Goalie Win: $h0vvT!m3 (via Rehabs)
Dark Rainbows 5, Gut Rot 1
Dark Rainbows: Sean Fleming (1), Mike Toriello (1), Mike J. (1), Jennie (1), Mike Roberts (2)
Gut Rot: Gilligan #2 (1)
Goalie Win: Kevin Longwell (4)
Cobra Kai 5, Tompkins Square Riots 0
Cobra Kai: Sebastian Asaro 2 (6), Mike Jenks (1), Rachel Longley (5), Liam Martens (1)
Shutout: Jamie Batuwantudawe (via Gremlins)
Happy Little Elves 5, Mega Touch 0
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdes 3 (12), Miles (1), Rob Walsh (1)
Shutout: Joe Kozlowski (via free agency)
Mathematics 5, Gremlins 3
Mathematics: James Stewart 3 (11), Cherie Stewart 2 (8)
Gremlins: Brian Hicks 2 (12), Ryan Mills (2)
Goalie Win: David Liang (7)
Fresh Kills 5, Gouging Anklebiters 3
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard 3 (16), Ariel Imas (1), Eugene Rha (1)
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian (2), Ben Probert (5), Jeremy “The Foot” Schumacher (2)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (8)
Game Notes: Both teams wore blue. Get your act together, captains.
Personal Note: Thanks to Jenna and Denis for having the top ref sheet of the week.
Sky Fighters 4, What The Puck 1
Sky Fighters: Robert Kucera 3 (6), Roman Teytelbaum (8)
What The Puck: Charlie Spelina (5)
Goalie Win: James Stein (5)
Game Notes: Kucera’s natural hat trick came in the span of about two minutes, all in one shift.
Corlears Hookers 3, Filthier 2 (OT-SO)
Corlears Hookers: Danilo Biagioni (7), Gavin Kearney (6)
Filthier: Suvin Malik (8), Denis Miciletto (6)
Goalie Win: Amriel Kissner (4)
Shootout: Hookers win 1-0. Successful attempt by Danilo.
Game Notes: Brian Cronauer believes the Hookers deserve some recognition for winning in 92 degree heat with only five players. They probably do.
Poutine Machine 4, Instant Karma 3
Poutine Machine: Steven Berkowitz (3), Mia Juhng (1), Jerome Ramos (3), Brian Sullivan (4)
Instant Karma: Hugh McKee 2 (4), Dmitry Gurvits (1)
Goalie Win: Rob Nitschke (1)
Butchers 2, Rehabs 1 (OT-SO)
Butchers: Dana Kravis (3)
Rehabs: Rob B. (5)
Goalie Win: Tim Burke (2)
Shootout: Butchers win 1-0. Kravis with the only successful attempt.
July 12 Box Scores
July 13th, 2015When You Find Out The Stewarts Are Your Opponents
More Elves?
Tompkins Square Riots 3, Mega Touch 2
Tompkins Square Riots: Alex Frenette 2 (2), Joe Fiore (2)
Mega Touch: Alok Ghai (1), Max Temescu (2)
Goalie Win: Dave Gil de Rubio (3)
Cobra Kai 2, Rehabs 1
Cobra Kai: Peter Gallina (2), Tom (3)
Rehabs: Bryan Welch (3)
Goalie Win: Nicholas Blair (4)
Sky Fighters 5, Denim Demons 1
Sky Fighters: Olivier Brassard 2 (4), Dan Hopper (3), Rob Kucera (3), Mike Teytelbaum (3)
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen (8)
Goalie Win: James Stein (4)
Filthier 5, Poutine Machine 4
Filthier: Ben Bloom (2), Ann Mathews (1), Sunny Mehra (6), Denis Miciletto (5), Shafiq Perry (4)
Poutine Machine: Brian Sullivan 2 (3), Steve Berkowitz (2), Jerome Ramos (2)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (7)
Mega Touch 4, Butchers 3 (OT-SO)
Mega Touch: Brady Caldwell (3), Nadya Salcedo (1), Keegan Tupchong (1)
Butchers: Brett (2), Dana Kravis (2), Arnold Sanchez (2)
Goalie Win: Mike Tuckman (3)
Shootout: Julie Katz scored the shootout game-winner for Mega Touch.
Tompkins Square Riots 3, Gut Rot 1
Tompkins Square Riots: Not yet reported
Gut Rot: Scott Kollar (3)
Goalie Win: Dave Gil de Rubio (4)
LBS, Inc. 3, Dark Rainbows 0
LBS, Inc.: Sam Anthony (4), Jake Chaplin (6), Karsten Pichon (8)
Shutout: Tim Brown (6)
Mathematics 5, Instant Karma 3
Mathematics: Cherie Stewart 2 (6), James Stewart 2 (8), Nathan Norris (1)
Instant Karma: Sean Glickman (1), Alfred Liu (4), Georgine Paulin (via Butchers)
Goalie Win: David Liang (6)
Corlears Hookers 5, Gouging Anklebiters 2
Corlears Hookers: Tiffany Hagge 3 (3), Gavin Kearney (5), Sam Marton (2)
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian (1) Bob Probert (4)
Goalie Win: Amriel Kissner (via free agency?)
Gremlins 5, What The Puck 1
Gremlins: Brian Hicks 2 (10), Allison Busch (1), Maire Lane (5), John Walker (2)
What The Puck: Corey Winters (2)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (7)
Fresh Kills 3, Happy Little Elves 2
Fresh Kills: Patrick Moore (3), Nick Scott (2), Sheena Wagaman (3)
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdes (9), Gordie (via free agency)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (7)
MEGA Previews! TOUCH Everyone!
July 9th, 2015Once again BTSH is playing a game in England at 12 this week.
While only 4 people will get the joke, at least its not wrestling related.
All-Stars of David
June 30th, 2015The alignment of top three talent rarely happens in BTSH culture, but when it does, the three stars of the week are quickly replaced.
When I was reading Rich’s okay previews last week, a selfish thought came over my head: if I Googled “Math BTSH”, would I pop up as the first image? Nope (spoiler: it’s Elijah), instead Google gave me an omen of things to come, with Ben Bloom giving Math the bird as the second picture.
And that’s exactly what happened. Ben Bloom and Filthier won more games than any other team this week (2-0), both 4-1. Nice work. And, fuck you.
Crowd favorite, Ben Chadwick, is on a tear this year—scoring two goals last game and keeping his streak alive—now 5 consecutive games. This streak is almost reminiscent of the best pitcher in the National League; I am speaking of course of Bartolo Colon, who went 5-0 (or was it 6-0) at the age of 42.
Ben celebrating his 5 game scoring streak
Sure, this streak is no Chadtrick, but this streak has yet to be named! First one who comes up with the best nickname (Chadrip, Chadvoyage are already claimed) will win a free beer when you register for Ocean City 2015 (HockeyBeach.org)!
The Teytelbaum brothers share the last star—Roman yanked a hat trick and his brother finally put his first biscuit in the basket!
Oh, wait a minute—what is Roman doing here?! Could it be—registering for the Ocean City tournament to receive a free beer via his mobile device?! Why yes, that is exactly what he is doing, using the following link:
Honorable Mention:
The mitzvah of the week for coaching commandments goes to, none other than, Rachel Greene. Although obvious to most, she finally put Arthur and Jeff on a line together. Each scored a hat trick. Is this sheer neglect as a coach for the past 2 years, does she know she can pull her goalie when they’re down—I don’t know. A twelve year old could have figured this line situation out, or a thirteen year old depending on their views, which is why she garners the Mitzvah of the Week Award!
June 28 Box Scores
June 29th, 2015Well, Not In So Many Words…
Is that Veronica Vaughn?
Filthy Gorgeous 4, Mathematics 1
Filthy Gorgeous: Denis Miciletto 2 (3), Suvin Malik (6), James Pereira (3)
Mathematics: James Stewart (6)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (5)
Filthy Gorgeous 4, Cobra Kai 1
Filthy Gorgeous: Sunny Mehra 2 (5), Suvin Malik (7), Denis Miciletto (4)
Cobra Kai: Will (1)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (6)
Fresh Kills 4, Poutine Machine 1
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard 3 (13), Patrick Moore (2)
Poutine Machine: Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos (1)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (6)
Butchers 7, What The Puck 4
Butchers: Jeff Laniando 3 (9), Arthur Revechkis 3 (9), Jeff Nugent (2)
What The Puck: Jaime 3 (3), Brendan (1)
Goalie Win: Tim Burke (1)
Gouging Anklebiters 1, Mathematics 0
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco (2)
Shutout: Joe Kozlowski (via free agency)
Sky Fighters 7, Happy Little Elves 3
Sky Fighers: Roman Teytelbaum 3 (7), Greg Infanti 2 (4), Yehuda Bloom (2), Mike Teytelbaum (2)
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdes 2 (8), Caitlin (1)
Goalie Win: James Stein (3)
Instant Karma 4, Corlears Hookers 2
Instant Karma: Ben Chadwick 2 (6), Ryann Geldner (4), The Peter Wilson (2)
Corlears Hookers: Brian Cronauer (4), Gavin Kearney (4)
Goalie Win: Mike Maloney (4)
Gut Rot 2, Mega Touch 1
Gut Rot: Not yet reported
Mega Touch: Larry Black (1)
Goalie Win: Tim Burke (via Butchers)
LBS, Inc. 6, Tompkins Square Riots 2
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 2 (7), Dustin Shutes 2 (3), Others not yet reported
Tompkins Square Riots: Not yet reported
Goalie Win: Tim Brown (5)
Dark Rainbows 2, Rehabs 1
Dark Rainbows: Mark Talercio (1), Camber Weiss (1)
Rehabs: Rob B. (4)
Goalie Win: Kevin Longwell (3)
Gremlins 6, Denim Demons 3
Gremlins: Erich Graham 2 (4), Brian Hicks 2 (8), Gunner Katatikarn (via Mega Touch), Julie Katz (via Mega Touch)
Denim Demons: Lee Reiners (1), Adam Rubens (2), Nick T. (1)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (6)
