Poutine Machine at Happy Little Elves
October 10th, 2014
Ladies and gentleman, Dr. Byron Clavicle.
Rich, currently on his home computer writing the Rehabs/Math preview that i asked him for. (oh, yeah, i meant to ask you to write that)
It’s ok Marcus, don’t cry, there’s always next year.
(i wanted a photo of Jo-Ann to use for Poutine’s photo, but i couldnt find one. Then again, i didnt look very hard.)
Here is the thing: elves are imaginary creatures. But, poutine is real (ALL TOO real). And everyone knows there is no limit to what an imagination can do.
Therefore, in conjunction with this logic: Elves win, 3-1.
Oh, also, Chadwick scores one, as he has the hot hand lately. He scored his first goal of the season in the last game of the season, ya heard? (Of course you heard, because he won’t stop talking about it.)
Actually, Chadwick won’t even be at the game this week. (Dammit, that means it’s my turn to bring limes)
Rich: How is this preview?? haha. I was going to make it EVEN lazier, and even MORE obvious that i just wanted to get it over with, but then i wanted to give a shout out to Chadwick.
Dark Rainbows at Corlears Hookers
October 10th, 2014
That belt is probably about the only prize the Rainbows are walking away with on Sunday.
If the Hookers all show up sluggish from eating a ton of McDonald’s in the last week, the Rainbows may just have a shot at pulling off what would be a huge upset in this opening round match-up.
I am kidding – the Hookers would win this one if they all ate 3 combo meals each, 10 minutes before the game, while huffing paint. Sorry, Rainbows.
– JW
Filler Friday: Is this Derek and Eli better than our Derek and Eli???
October 10th, 2014
Derek Jeter and Eli Manning vs. Derk and Elly. Could the two NY icons be better than the two BTSH legends?
Playoff Previews Part 1
October 7th, 2014
When Apollo Creed “beat” Rocky in the original Rocky, he told our hero, “Their ain’t gonna be no rematch.” (I’m assuming Apollo used the wrong there since he was probably concussed)
Playoff Opening Round Box Scores
October 5th, 2014Cheer Up, Your Team Won
At least, we think Filthy is your team now…
Gremlins 2, Mega Touch 0
Gremlins: Rod Sherwood, John Walker
Shutout: Jamie Batuwantudawe
Poutine Machine 2, Tompkins Square Riots 1
Poutine Machine: Colin Hensel 2
Tompkins Square Riots: Spencer Tucker
Goalie Win: Rob Nitschke
Dark Rainbows 2, Gut Rot 1
Dark Rainbws: Sean Reynolds, Josh Wilson
Gut Rot: Jeff Hendricks
Goalie Win: Ariel Kipnis
Filthy Gorgeous 3, What The Puck 0
Filthy Gorgeous: J.J. Anderson, Suvin Malik, Ann Mathews
Shutout: $h0wT!m3
Game Notes: Ann’s goal was her first of the season (and career). It broke a 0-0 tie in the second half and proved to be the game-winner.
