Gremlins at Fresh Kills
October 11th, 2014
JW, you’re going to have to block even more shots than usual to keep this one close.
Also, you’re going to have to screen Jamie less than usual.
This photo needs no explanation.
Stop looking so smug, Fresh Kills. No need to rub it in that you’ve got this one in the bag.
Seriously though, Fresh Kills are one of the nicest teams. Love you peeps. Hug it out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CdJTfGiRCl
I still haven’t decided whether or not it’s unethical to write your own team’s game preview. (spoiler alert: it is.)
Poutine Machine at Happy Little Elves
October 10th, 2014
Ladies and gentleman, Dr. Byron Clavicle.
Rich, currently on his home computer writing the Rehabs/Math preview that i asked him for. (oh, yeah, i meant to ask you to write that)
It’s ok Marcus, don’t cry, there’s always next year.
(i wanted a photo of Jo-Ann to use for Poutine’s photo, but i couldnt find one. Then again, i didnt look very hard.)
Here is the thing: elves are imaginary creatures. But, poutine is real (ALL TOO real). And everyone knows there is no limit to what an imagination can do.
Therefore, in conjunction with this logic: Elves win, 3-1.
Oh, also, Chadwick scores one, as he has the hot hand lately. He scored his first goal of the season in the last game of the season, ya heard? (Of course you heard, because he won’t stop talking about it.)
Actually, Chadwick won’t even be at the game this week. (Dammit, that means it’s my turn to bring limes)
Rich: How is this preview?? haha. I was going to make it EVEN lazier, and even MORE obvious that i just wanted to get it over with, but then i wanted to give a shout out to Chadwick.
Dark Rainbows at Corlears Hookers
October 10th, 2014
That belt is probably about the only prize the Rainbows are walking away with on Sunday.
If the Hookers all show up sluggish from eating a ton of McDonald’s in the last week, the Rainbows may just have a shot at pulling off what would be a huge upset in this opening round match-up.
I am kidding – the Hookers would win this one if they all ate 3 combo meals each, 10 minutes before the game, while huffing paint. Sorry, Rainbows.
– JW
Filler Friday: Is this Derek and Eli better than our Derek and Eli???
October 10th, 2014
Derek Jeter and Eli Manning vs. Derk and Elly. Could the two NY icons be better than the two BTSH legends?
Playoff Previews Part 1
October 7th, 2014
When Apollo Creed “beat” Rocky in the original Rocky, he told our hero, “Their ain’t gonna be no rematch.” (I’m assuming Apollo used the wrong there since he was probably concussed)
