Another Non-Elf/Math Playoff Preview
October 15th, 2014Denim Demons at La Famiglia
The BTSH Universe will be presented with quite the dilemma this Sunday at 3 PM. Watch Math-Elves on the East Court, or give Demons-Famiglia on the West Court a look…oh who are we kidding, everyone is going to watch Math-Elves! But if Denis, Shafiq, Creamy, Lisa, Kamen, Coach, Lee, Christina, and countless others participate in a game that no one watches, does it even exist?
Sorry Jenna, but Ben will not be watching your game on Sunday.
-The Demons beat the Elves early in the season, while La Famiglia split with the Elves over the summer. Advantage: DEMONS
-Neither team played Math this season. Advantage: PUSH
-La Famiglia has one former Math/Elf on their roster. The Demons have none. Advantage: FAMIGLIA
-Gil led the Elves with 18 goals. Jeff led the Demons with 16, while Denis led Famiglia with 12. Advantage: DEMONS
-Reffing…neither team came close to reffing as many games as Math or the Elves. Advantage: PUSH
-Adam Rubens would totally buy a Math shirt. Advantage: DEMONS
Looks like we have to take the Demons in this one, 3-1.
Rich: Assuming that no one that hasn’t played on either the Elves or Math will score, that would mean the Tuques win 1-0 on Cruff’s goal. It would also mean Craig is somehow in net for the Demons since Jenna scores on Craig in the playoffs. This all seems very plausible so I’ll go with the Tuques, 1-0 on this one.
Non-Elf/Math Playoff Previews
October 15th, 2014
Diane emailed The Authority and Intern Nick and said she’s tired of Math and the Elves, but misses when we talk about wrestling. She also wants to know how Gut Rot will do in their exhibition game.
But Which Team Is $h0wT!m3 Rooting For?
October 14th, 2014
I’d say the answer is clear.
Who is the BTSH Universe rooting for?
October 14th, 2014
The BTSH Universe has spoken and they say they love Elves/Math week. Lets look at what some of the non-participants have said.
Round of 16 Box Scores
October 13th, 2014Tuques Advance!
Enjoy this photo. It will be the last non-Elves, Math, or wrestling picture of the week.
#8 Cobra Kai 3, #9 Butchers 1
Cobra Kai: Sebastian Asaro, J.J. Murphy, Tom
Butchers: Gary Kowalski
Goalie Win: Nicholas Blair
#2 Fresh Kills 4, #15 Gremlins 1
Fresh Kills: Alice Bertoni 2, Gabe Chenard, Nick Scott
Gremlins: Erich Graham
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch
#4 Happy Little Elves 4, #13 Poutine Machine 2
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdes 3 (Gil’s good but not that good), Boris
Poutine Machine: Steve Berkowitz 2
Goalie Win: Steve Accardo
#6 Denim Demons 5, #11 LBS, Inc. 2
Denim Demons: Paul Licari 2, Greg Frankel, Mike Pereira, Adam Rubens
LBS, Inc.: Tommy Capatosta, Jake
Goalie Win: Aaron “Coach” Pagdon
#5 Mathematics 4, #12 Rehabs 1
Mathematics: Sam Norris 2, Amy Anderla, Joey Batista
Rehabs: Sean McClain
Goalie Win: David Liang
#1 Corlears Hookers 5, #16 Dark Rainbows 1
Corlears Hookers: Brian Cronauer 2, Jason Eitel 2, Noelle Safar
Dark Rainbows: Mark Talercio
Goalie Win: Dustin Olson
#10 Sky Fighters 3, #7 Gouging Anklebiters 2
Sky Fighters: Mark Bloom, Dan Hopper, Greg Infanti
Gouging Anklebiters: Matt “Worky” Workman 2
Goalie Win: Kevin Au
#3 La Famiglia 6, #14 Filthy Gorgeous 3
La Famiglia: Denis Miciletto 2, Shafiq Perry 2, Chris “Creamy” DiMotta, The Peter Wilson
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin Malik 2, J.J. Anderson
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos
