Three Stars!!!

June 30th, 2014

While some countries are watching the World Cup, the world is watching BTSH. And the world got to see some pretty great performances on Sunday.

Much like in BTSH, the World Cup sees its fair share of dead people.  But BTSH has 3 great players, where the World Cup and every other sport has none.

Much like in BTSH, the World Cup sees its fair share of dead people.
But BTSH has 3 great players, where the World Cup and every other sport has none.

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Week 10 Preview: Part II

June 26th, 2014

GOTW: Gut Rot at Cobra Kai (by Derek)

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Jerry’s excited about the Game of the Week, are you?  No?  Well, try harder then.

Last week, we saw the Happy Little Elves defeat Fresh Kills in an intense Game of the Week battle.  This Sunday’s contest promises to be just as exciting as Cobra Kai and Gut Rot face off for Greene Division supremacy.

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Week 10 Preview: Part I

June 25th, 2014

It’s a Championship Game Rematch!

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No, Ali, this is only the first time you’re playing the Hookers this season.

Corlears Hookers at LBS, Inc. (by Eli)
The championship game rematch normally takes place on Opening Day, but due to “rain fears”, this is the first meeting between last year’s championship game participants, with the winner getting sole possession of first place in the Brown Division.  The Corlears Hookers suffered their first loss of the season last week and are coming into this game angry.  Well, those who were there last week are angry.  Those who weren’t, like Jason, or Danilo, or Gavin…probably not so much. But it doesn’t really matter, as Corlears rebounds with a 4-2 win.
Derek’s Pick: A tight, 3-2 win for the Hookers.
Rich’s Pick: I bet Noelle, Tiffany, and Sam aren’t angry either. Tim Brown isn’t playing for the Lbs., so I’m not picking them. Or else he will fire me. 4-3 Hookers.

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Three Stars!!!

June 24th, 2014
Craig ponders who the three stars will be this week. The two goons behind him think it should be Alex from Fresh Kills and Brugger (New Trevor) from the Elves.

Craig ponders who the three stars will be this week. The two goons behind him think it should be Alex from Fresh Kills and Brugger (New Trevor) from the Elves.

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Week 9 Box Scores

June 23rd, 2014

“Raise My Hand”

Sarah T.'s goal lifts the Elves past Fresh Kills.

Sarah T.’s goal lifts the Elves past Fresh Kills.


Gouging Anklebiters 5, Filthy Gorgeous 3

Gouging Anklebiters: Joe Polowczuk 2 (3), Charles DeFranco (5), Alex Derhohannesian (4), Shelley Maasdorp (3)
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin Malik 2 (9), James Pereira (9)
Goalie Win: Craig LaCombe (5)

Happy Little Elves 2, Fresh Kills 1
Happy Little Elves: Sarah “T-Bone” Torneten (1), Gil Valdes (8)
Fresh Kills: Ariel Imas (5)
Goalie Win: Steve Accardi (6)

Dark Rainbows 4, Mega Touch 3
Dark Rainbows: Sean Reynolds 3 (5), Rem Garavito (2)
Mega Touch: Keegan Tupchong 2 (2), Alex Eben Meyer (3)
Goalie Win: Peter Burkhart (via free agency)

La Famiglia 3, Sky Fighters 2
La Famiglia: Ben Bloom (4), Chris DiMotta (1), Lisa Harrington (1)
Sky Fighters: Olivier Brassard 2 (4)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (7)

Mathematics 5, Rehabs 3
Mathematics: Joey Batista 2 (4), Nick Tardif 2 (3), Zach Norris (2)
Rehabs: Rob B. (5), Ryan Geldner (3), Hector Melendez (1)
Goalie Win: Dave Liang (4)

LBS, Inc. 3, Gut Rot 2 (OT-SO)
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 2 (9)
Gut Rot: Len Guinto (1), Kelly Kovac (1)
Goalie Win: Tim Brown (7)
Game Notes: LBS, Inc. wins shootout 1-0; Sam Anthony scored the only successful attempt.

Denim Demons 8, What The Puck 2
Denim Demons: Paul Licari 3 (3), Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens 2 (5), Brian Kubovcik (1), Greg Frankel (1), Jeff Kamen (5)
What The Puck: Jordan Burt (1), Chris Lau (1)
Goalie Win: Dave Liang (via Math)

Butchers 3, Gremlins 2 (OT-SO)
Butchers: Jeff Laniando (8), Mike Mincieli (2)
Gremlins: Rod Sherwood (3), John Walker (2)
Goalie Win: Tim Burke (5)
Game Notes: Butchers win shootout 1-0; Arthur Revechkis scored the only successful attempt.

Cobra Kai 5, Corlears Hookers 1
Cobra Kai: Paul Bertrand 2 (2), Liam Martens 2 (7), Paul Brown (1)
Corlears Hookers: C.J. Anderson (7)
Goalie Win: Tim Burke (via Butchers)

Tompkins Square Riots 3, Poutine Machine 1
Tompkins Square Riots: Laura MacNeil 2 (3), Pierre-Alexandre Labelle (2)
Poutine Machine: Nick Leveck (2)
Goalie Win: Dave Gil de Rubio (2)

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