Week 10 Box Scores
July 1st, 2014These Scores Are All Totally Authentic
T.I. isn’t ghostwriting out stuff…although we could use some extra help.
Corlears Hookers 7, LBS, Inc. 2
Corlears Hookers: Brian Cronauer 2 (2), Jason Eitel 2 (2), Tiffany Hagge (1), Gavin Kearney (4), Sarah Newnam (1)
LBS, Inc.: Tommy Capatosta (5), Luke Sellick (2)
Goalie Win: Dustin Olson (5)
Cobra Kai 2, Gut Rot 0
Cobra Kai: Dave Cicirelli (2), Peter Gallina (6)
Shutout: Peter Lang (2)
Filthy Gorgeous 6, La Familgia 2
Maybe if James would have scored five he would have gotten first star over Luisa.
La Famiglia: Shafiq Perry 2 (6)
Goalie Win: $h0wT!m3 (via Rehabs)
Game Notes: James P. also got injured before the game, bandaged himself up without any help from Creamy, played the whole game without missing a shift, proved that Oswald acted alone, fed that giant hawk that pops up on the fence at the 5:30 game and helped two old ladies cross 10th Avenue. However Luisa still had a better day which is why she got the first star.
Mathematics 5, Gremlins 2
Mathematics: Sam Norris 2 (4), Brad Schmidt 2 (5), Amy Anderla (1)
Gremlins: Andrew (1), Erich Graham (1)
Goalie Win: Amriel Kissner (via free agency)
Butchers 1, Poutine Machine 0
Butchers: Jeff Laniando (9)
Shutout: Jamie Batuwantudawe (via Gremlins)
Denim Demons 4, Fresh Kills 1
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen (6), Lee Reiners (4), Adam Rubens (6), Zack Tinkelman (2)
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard (13)
Goalie Win: Aaron “Coach” Pagdon (3)
Dark Rainbows 2, Rehabs 0
Dark Rainbows: Aaron Friedman (1), Sean Reynolds (6)
Shutout: Amriel Kissner (still via free agency)
Happy Little Elves 4, Sky Fighters 3 (OT)
Happy Little Elves: Luisa Mirarchi 2 (4), Gil Valdes (9), Mike Valdes (8)
Sky Fighters: Olivier Brassard (5), Melanie Chmielowiec (1), Stephanie Cooper (1)
Goalie Win: Steve Accardi (7)
Mega Touch 2, Tompkins Square Riots 0
Mega Touch: Alex Eben Meyer (4), Julie Katz (3)
Shutout: Mike Tuckman (2)
Gouging Anklebiters 7, What The Puck 1
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian 2 (6), Sarah Moore 2 (4), Shelley Maasdorp (4), Joe Polowczuk (4), Peter Prohaska (4)
What The Puck: Justin Michaliga (2)
Goalie Win: Craig LaCombe (6)
Three Stars!!!
June 30th, 2014While some countries are watching the World Cup, the world is watching BTSH. And the world got to see some pretty great performances on Sunday.
Much like in BTSH, the World Cup sees its fair share of dead people.
But BTSH has 3 great players, where the World Cup and every other sport has none.
Week 10 Preview: Part II
June 26th, 2014GOTW: Gut Rot at Cobra Kai (by Derek)
Jerry’s excited about the Game of the Week, are you? No? Well, try harder then.
Last week, we saw the Happy Little Elves defeat Fresh Kills in an intense Game of the Week battle. This Sunday’s contest promises to be just as exciting as Cobra Kai and Gut Rot face off for Greene Division supremacy.
Week 10 Preview: Part I
June 25th, 2014It’s a Championship Game Rematch!
No, Ali, this is only the first time you’re playing the Hookers this season.
Corlears Hookers at LBS, Inc. (by Eli)
The championship game rematch normally takes place on Opening Day, but due to “rain fears”, this is the first meeting between last year’s championship game participants, with the winner getting sole possession of first place in the Brown Division. The Corlears Hookers suffered their first loss of the season last week and are coming into this game angry. Well, those who were there last week are angry. Those who weren’t, like Jason, or Danilo, or Gavin…probably not so much. But it doesn’t really matter, as Corlears rebounds with a 4-2 win.
Derek’s Pick: A tight, 3-2 win for the Hookers.
Rich’s Pick: I bet Noelle, Tiffany, and Sam aren’t angry either. Tim Brown isn’t playing for the Lbs., so I’m not picking them. Or else he will fire me. 4-3 Hookers.
Three Stars!!!
June 24th, 2014
Craig ponders who the three stars will be this week. The two goons behind him think it should be Alex from Fresh Kills and Brugger (New Trevor) from the Elves.
