Week 7 Box Scores
June 9th, 2014Russia Needs To Know Who Won The WTP Game
I’ve been waiting for the perfect time to put this up, and finally that time has come! #NoRagrets
LBS, Inc. 2, Rehabs 1 (OT-SO)
LBS. Inc.: Nick Rolf (2)
Rehabs: Ryan (2)
Goalie Win: Tim Brown (5)
Game Notes: LBS, Inc. wins shootout 1-0; successful attempt by Karsten Pichon.
Corlears Hookers 5, Gouging Anklebiters 0
Corlears Hookers: Sam Marton 3 (3) C.J. Anderson 2 (3)
Shutout: Aaron Friedman (sorry Aaron, shutouts only count if you play for your real team)
Fresh Kills 9, Filthy Gorgeous 0
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard 2 (10), Ariel Imas 2 (4), Dave Sokolyansky 2 (4), Scott Lee (2), Eugene Rha (1), Ryan (via Rehabs)
Shutout: Patrick Barch (4)
Poutine Machine 2, Mathematics 1
Poutine Machine: Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos (2), Nat Oshin (1)
Mathematics: Brad Schmidt (3)
Goalie Win: Scott Heese (via free agents)
What The Puck 4, Tompkins Square Riots 2
What The Puck: Noah Carter 2 (2), Paul Picinich (3), Jo-Ann Provencher (via Poutine Machine)
Tompkins Square Riots: Max K. (3), Laura MacNeil (1)
Goalie Win: Scott Heese (via free agents)
Sky Fighters 4, Mega Touch 3
Sky Fighters: Mark Bloom (2), Dan Hopper (1), Greg Infanti (1), Roman Teytelbaum (1)
Mega Touch: Adriano Bratta (4), Eric Devlin (3), Alok Ghai (via free agents)
Goalie Win: James Stein (1)
Gut Rot 4, Cobra Kai 3 (OT-SO)
Gut Rot: Scott Kollar 2 (2), Jerry Chavez (1)
Cobra Kai: Sebastian Asaro (4), Peter Gallina (5), Liam Martens (5)
Goalie Win: Eric Ramirez (2)
Game Notes: Gut Rot wins shootout 1-0; successful attempt by Len Guinto.
Happy Little Elves 9, Dark Rainbows 3
Happy Little Elves: Boris Grinberg 3 (6), Michael “Gil’s Son” Valdes 3 (6), Gil “Gil’s Son’s Dad” Valdes 2 (5), Luisa Mirarchi (2)
Dark Rainbows: Sikander Atiq (2), Jennie Brown (2), Max K. (via Riots)
Goalie Win: Steve Accardo (4)
Game Notes: With this win, the Elves retain possession of the no longer prestigious (yet still imaginary) Fairy Tale Cup.
Butchers 5, Denim Demons 0
Butchers: Cherie Stewart 3 (4), Jeff Laniando (6), Arthur Revechkis (3)
Shutout: Tim Burke (3)
La Famiglia 4, Gremlins 1
La Famiglia: Shafiq Perry 2 (4), Ben Bloom (3), The Peter Wilson (6)
Gremlins: Rod Sherwood (2)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (6)
Game Notes: Tim K. lost his shutout with literally no time on the clock. Tim K. was mad.
New BTSH Facebook Group
June 9th, 2014
Good news BTSH Universe…we now have a Facebook page.
As some of you may have noticed I’ve been creepily taking pictures of you and your team at the rink and in your homes. I’m hoping that you….the BTSH Universe will join the FB page, and post pictures there as well. Any pictures you post on the page is fair game for The Authority to use in the future. And I can be less creepy and take less pictures. Though I still will take some. So click below and join our page!
Week 7 Part 2
June 5th, 2014OK…so we said you’d have to earn the GOTW with some Ws, but What the Puck and the Riots have combined for one win between them. (But what a win it was!) Actually, I don’t remember the win at all, but it was by the Riots. But we at The Authority are nothing if we are not fair, so we decided to give WTP and the Riots a fresh start.
As punishment for their losses, the Riots and WTP had to stay after class for detention.
Filler Friday…on a Thursday? Whaaaaaaaa?!
June 5th, 2014Because all three members of The Authority were watching the Ranger game last night, the rest of the #BTSHUniverse suffers today with no previews and a Filler Friday Thursday post. However, that doesn’t mean you should breeze past this post, because we do have some important site news for you, so keep reading!
Perhaps this picture of Zack Morris checking out some girl’s ass will entice you to keep reading.
Week 7 Preview: Part I
June 3rd, 2014GOTW: Cobra Kai at Gut Rot
In an admittedly poor effort to try to get Rachel Greene to end her boycott, we have decided to focus on her namesake division for this week’s Games of the Week. Up first, a matchup between division leader Cobra Kai and the pre-season division favorite, Gut Rot.
Boycotts are kind of Richie’s domain, Rachel…even if he doesn’t know how they work.
