Week 6 Not 3 Stars
May 21st, 2014No one wants to be a Not-3 Star. The key is not to suck on weeks where there are no games the following week. With no previews to write, we have to fill content or else Tim Brown won’t pay us. Plus, we have too much time on our hands and instead of doing charitable endeavors, The Authority likes to put people down to feel better about ourselves.
Stop saying no to bullying!
Week 6 Three Stars
May 21st, 2014Week 6 is in the books, and let us never speak of it again. Here are the three stars.
Too many of you know what this means.
No stars today, just a repost of an old video and Homer.
May 20th, 2014
Sorry boys, we should have the three stars up either tomorrow or the next day. For now, enjoy this fitting picture of Homer.
And if for some reason you haven’t watched this video of Derk and Elly’s return, watch it now. We did it on one take. Pretty epic.
Week 6 Box Scores
May 19th, 2014The Dojo Wins Big
Rachel and Jagr’s hair circa 1995 are both legends.
LBS, Inc. 3, Poutine Machine 1
LBS., Inc.: Tommy Captatosta (3), Jason Bogdaneris (1), Nick Rolf (1)
Poutine Machine: Steve Berkowitz (1)
Goalie Win: Tim Brown (4)
Gouging Anklebiters 2, Sky Fighters 0
Gouging Anklebiters: Joe Polowczuk (1), Shelley Maasdorp (2)
Shutout: Craig LaCombe (4)
Filthy Gorgeous 5, What The Puck 4 (OT)
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin Malik 3 (6), Dana Kravis (2), James Pereira (6)
What The Puck: Hanif 2 (2), Dave (1), Paul Picinich (2)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (via Gremlins)
Dark Rainbows 2, Gremlins 1 (OT)
Dark Rainbows: Sean Reynolds (2), P.T. Walkley (1)
Gremlins: Maire Lane (1)
Goalie Win: Craig LaCombe (via Gouging Anklebiters)
Rehabs 4, Denim Demons 2
Rehabs: Rob B. (4), Mike Fask (1), Ramy Odeh (5), Eric Ruben (1)
Denim Demons: Adam Hirschberg (1), Lee Reiners (2)
Goalie Win: Hector “$h0wT!m3” Melendez (2)
Game Notes: There’s a high probability that all of the Rehabs’ goals came from Cobra Kai’s Ryan (the girl with the dreadlocks), whom the Rehabs borrowed for the game…but the Rehabs were more than happy to take credit for them anyway.
Happy Little Elves 5, Mathematics 2
Happy Little Elves: Trevor Beauclair (1), John Brügger (2), Adela Ibric (1), Emily Ostrover (1), Gil Valdes (3)
Mathematics: Eli Kazin (3), Joey Batista (1)
Goalie Win: Steve Accardi (3)
Corlears Hookers 3, Fresh Kills 2
Corlears Hookers: Jesse Scolaro 2 (2), Danilo Biagioni (5)
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard 2 (8)
Goalie Win: Dustin Olson (4)
Game Notes: The Hookers scored two goals in the last minute (one with their goalie pulled) to clinch the victory.
Gut Rot 2, Tompkins Square Riots 1 (OT-SO)
Gut Rot: Tom (1)
Tompkins Square Riots: Max (2)
Goalie Win: Eric Ramirez (1)
La Famiglia 2, Butchers 1
La Famiglia: Hugh McKee (2), Angela Vicari (2)
Butchers: Jeff Laniando (5)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (5)
Cobra Kai 7, Mega Touch 2
Cobra Kai: Sebastian Asaro 2 (3), Dave Cicirelli (1), Pete Gallina (4), Ian Kwok (1), Liam Martens (4), Ryan (1)
Mega Touch: Julie Katz 2 (2)
Goalie Win: Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (via Rehabs)
Richie’s Birthday…Or Business Ethics?
May 15th, 2014It’s Filler Friday! And it’s Richie’s birthday weekend. We’ve observed that posts with more wrestling related content tend to have more comments, so to celebrate Richie’s birthday, we were just going to post this photo of him “wrestling” $h0wT!m3 a few weeks ago.
Guest appearances in this photo include Nick Barretta, Derk, and Black Rob!
