Week 3 Previews (Part I)
April 9th, 2014GOTW: Mathematics vs. Poutine Machine
Week 1 is in the books and it’s time for the Game of the Week. Going into this season, Poutine and Math were like two ships crossing in the middle of the night. Math was on an upwards swing, and Poutine was spiraling downward. But after Week 1, perhaps we underestimated Poutine, after their brilliant 1-0 overtime win over Gut Rot.
Sinister Derk, scoffs at the notion that Poutine can beat Math. Or he may have just been in a good mood about something else. No…he was scoffing at Poutine.
$unday’s 3 ***’s
April 8th, 2014
These are 3 stars…pretty self explanatory for most of the league, but I know some of the people on Mega are a little slow on the uptake…
So every Tuesday we will dish out the three stars of the week. It won’t always be about hockey…though sometimes it will be. You get a free beer from Ace bar for every star you earn.
Again…very self explanatory for most…but for those on Mega…I was just joshin…there is no free beer.
Week 2 Box Scores
April 7th, 2014Surprise! Fresh Kills Starts The Season With A Win
Dave works on his gangsta lean.
Poutine Machine 1, Gut Rot 0 (OT)
Poutine Machine: Ashish Nagpal (1)
Shutout: Matt Leonard (1)
La Famiglia 4, Sky Fighters 0
La Famiglia: The Peter Wilson 2 (2), Ben Bloom (1), Denis Miciletto (1)
Shutout: Tim Kayiatos (1)
Rehabs 5, Mega Touch 1
Rehabs: Ramy Odeh 2 (2), Nick Barretta (1), Rob Blandi (1), Sean “$howJu” McClain (1)
Mega Touch: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (1)
Goalie Win: $h0wT!m3 (1)
Tompkins Square Riots 3, Dark Rainbows 1
Tompkins Square Riots: Pierre-Alexandre Labelle (1), Suz (1), Jack Watson (1)
Dark Rainbows: Rem Garavito (1)
Goalie Win: Dave Gil de Rubio (1)
Corlears Hookers 3, Gremlins 0
Corlears Hookers: Danilo Biagioni 2 (2), C.J. Anderson (1)
Shutout: Dustin Olson (1)
Mathematics 8, What The Puck 1
Mathematics: Stephanie Couzin (1), Adam Langer (1), Nathan Norris (1), Zach Norris (1), Brad Schmidt (1), Cherie Stewart (1), Nick Tardif (1), Michelle Ulrich (1)
What The Puck: Eric Higger (1)
Goalie Win: Scott Heese (free agent – someone sign this dude up!)
LBS, Inc. 4, Gouging Anklebiters 2
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 2 (2), Sam Anthony (1), Lawrence Goldstein (1)
Gouging Anklebiters: Peter “Geech” Prohaska (1), Shelly (1)
Goalie Win: Tim Brown (1)
Denim Demons 2, Cobra Kai 1
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen 2 (2)
Cobra Kai: Peter Gallina (1)
Goalie Win: Jordan (via What the Puck)
Game Notes: A tight, well-played game by the Dojo means Glanzer owes several of them some beer.
Fresh Kills 4, Butchers 0
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard 2 (2), Alex Rouleau (1), Ashley Singer (1)
Shutout: Patrick Barch (1)
Happy Little Elves 7, Filthy Gorgeous 1
Happy Little Elves: Rob Walsh 3 (3), Boris Grinberg 2 (2), John Brügger (1), Gil Valdes (1)
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin Malik (1)
Goalie Win: Alis Haxhaj (1)
Please submit any corrections to derek@btsh.org
The Riots and the Gremlins: a burgeoning rivalry. (thanks to Eric Ramirez and JW)
Opening Day 2.0 Has Arrived!
April 6th, 2014
Give back the PBR Cup Hookers. It aint 2013 no more.
Opening Day has arrived.
We’re here.
How I Met Ben Chadwick
April 4th, 2014
Kids, I know a lot of people are griping about the How I Met Your Mother series finale.
So I’m going to treat the BTSH Universe with the tale of How I Met Ben Chadwick.
