2013 Season End Party Pics
November 1st, 2013
Your 2013 BTSH Award Winners
November 1st, 2013
One of the highlights (?) of last Sunday’s season end party was the annual awards ceremony. It’s a nice opportunity to recognize a lot of folks who give back to the league. Here’s a complete list of the award winners:
Most Underrated Male
TIE
Brad Schmidt – Mathematics
Olivier Brassard – Skyfighters
Most Underrated Female
Girl on Elves (The one Rich keeps talking about)
The Shortbus Memorial Award for Best Hockey Mom
Corey Winters – What the Puck
BTSH Hall of Fame Award
Andy Pratt – Mathematics
Stacy Kehoe – Rehabs
Ken Poulin – LBS
The Stacy S. Kehoe Award for Toughness and Grace
TIE
Sarah Torenten – Happy Little Elves
Jackie Spiegel – Corlears Hookers
The Showtime Award for Best Team Switch
Tim Brown – PM to LBS
The Guinness & Jameson Award for Best Duo
Zack Norris & Sandy “Mama” Norris
The Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman Award for Agitation & Instigation
Dave Sokol – Fresh Kills
The MegaTouch Award for Being MegaTouch
Megatouch
The Cory Winters Player’s Player Award (Male) (formerly the Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award)
Aaron “Coach” Pagdon – Denim Demons
The Cory Winters Player’s Player Award (Female) (formerly the Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award)
Suz – Filthy Gorgeous
The Eighth Annual Bob Weyersberg Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
Dan Hopper – Skyfighters
The Corlears Hookers are Your 2013 BTSH Champs!!
October 30th, 2013Congratulations to Dustin and Crew who held the LBS. scoreless in a convincing 3-0 win.
We’ve got some pics from the Finals and we’ll be back tomorrow with shots from the Season End Party and a list of your 2013 BTSH Award winners!
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- 5 Championship Games 4 Heroes
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- Josh’s Gameface
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- Dustin Prepares
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- Eric checks his balls
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- Puttin’ on the foil.
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- Stay angry, Eric Devlin!
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- MegaTouch’s new uniform.
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- The Hookers Enforcer
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- Heckle Wall here we come!
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- Gracious in defeat.
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- So long Seth!
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- Eitel still can’t believe it.
Eli’s Take On the Finals
October 25th, 2013
The Corlears Hookers are hoping that their fourth time in the championship game is the charm. To find out if this is finally the year that they break through, let’s ask a few questions.
Why You Should Care About This Years Finals
October 25th, 2013
Weirdly, a lot of people still ask who writes the BTSH website (even though I’ve been doing it for over two years now). If you don’t see a byline from Rich, Eli, Ben. Monica, or Abby then I wrote it. In my role as website editor (and site contributor before that), I’ve probably written about every team in this league at least a dozen times. And it feels like I’ve written about the LBS. and the Hookers at least a 100 times. So I’m not going with a straightforward game preview this time. I’m here to tell you why you should get your ass out to Tompkins and the ACE this Sunday. Listen up!
1) FINALS WEEKEND IS ABOUT A LOT MORE THAN THE GAME – Just like Superbowl Sunday is about a lot more than football, BTSH’s final weekend is about a lot more than the championship.
i) Come play in the open scrimmage (it’s usually some of the most fun hockey of the year and a chance to meet people you never played against). Even Jerome Ramos scores in these games!
ii) Join the heckle wall. Most year’s it’s at least as memorable as the game. Best heckle wall cheer ever? Sharif Corinaldi telling the Hookers they had no chance against the Rainbows goalie Trevor (aka “Jesus”) Tyrell. As Corinaldi shouted “the Power of Christ compels you”, the Purple People Eaters realized it wouldn’t be their year.
iii) Stand next to Julie Katz at the final. She always has candy and with the game only a few days before Halloween you could score big!
2) YOUR TEAMMATE IS PROBABLY NOMINATED FOR AN AWARD (AND SOMEONE YOU HATE PROBABLY IS AS WELL) – There’s nothing worse than hearing your name announced for an award and then hearing silence after it. Support your teammates. Get loud. And make sure you chant “Rehabs suck” whenever they’re nominated for anything.
3) YOU’LL SEE SOME DAMN GOOD HOCKEY – While it will be tough to top last week’s Kills-Hookers thriller, the finals are always a quality game. Sit back and appreciate how good this league has gotten over the last few years.
4) YOU WON’T SEE A LOT OF THESE FOLKS UNTIL NEXT MARCH – And believe it or not you’re going to miss them. Give Claire Weingarten a hug, write in Brian Ferry’s yearbook, promise to stay in touch with Romeo. BTSH really is high school with money. Make some memories.
5) TIM WILL BE SAD IF YOU’RE NOT THERE – Do you really want to disappoint him?
Good luck to the LBS and Hookers this Sunday. I’ll see you all courtside!
