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A total of 12 games this week! And not one nice thing to say about them. On to the box scores…

Sky Fighters 3 @ Riots 0

Sky – Matt (2), Jake K (1), Dana (2)

Goalie Shutout Win – OG James

Goalie Loss – Dave GdR

Game Notes: Sky Fighters make light work of a deep Riots bench to win their week 1 matchup makeup game.

Dark Bows 1 @ Sky Fighters 4

‘Bows – Bryan L (6)

Goalie Loss – David “any more goalie comments before logging off?” Grzzwld (2-6)

Sky – Cory G x2 (2), David C (1), Mo (1)

Goalie Win – OG James (3-2, GAA 1.57, 1 shutout)

Game Notes: Stein comes back and picks up 4 big points for Sky.

Karma 7 @ Riots 5

IK – Matttrick Babe-l x3 (4), Derek Zed x2 (9), Alex “the A stands for an Anvil of an A$$ a la Rob Blake” x2 via Touching them Mega

Goalie Win – Corey K via FA

Riots – Katie S (2), Hy L x2 (2), Jake T (1), Vanck (2)

Goalie Loss – Dave GdR (2-6)

Game Notes: On the strength of league subs (*psychotic screaming*), Karma keeps pace with divisional rivals on this day with another win.

Pounds 4 @ Math 1

Sterlings – Pete Rose x2 (6), Roberts (3), Davis via FA

Goalie Win – Jeff Green via fake zog goalie gear dumpster(fire)

Mathletes – Jon M (6)

Goalie Loss – Peter Parker B via FA

Game Notes – Roberts played like the game was against WTP, and pounds keep winning on the strength of (goalie) subs…why does this sound ironic/familiar I wonder….

Butchers 1 @ Fresh Kills 2

Butchers – Mike M (3)

Goalie Loss – Corey K via FA

Dutch Kills – Ariel (3), Nate (7)

Goalie Win – Barch Pile (3-3, GAA 1.64)

Mega Touch 1 @ WTP 3

Mega – Joe L (2)

Goalie Loss – Eric D (0-2, GAA 3.00)

WTP – Dude x2 (3), Sam McI (6)

Goalie Win – Ed P (3-5, GAA a publishable 2.44)

Game Notes: Division 3 is now officially the Michaliga division. The fourth division won’t be renamed, however. Sorry Jules. Focus your energy on OC. I need a new jacket to wear, anyways.

Fuzz 3 @ GANK 5

Fuzz – TeetsMcGee x3 (5)

Goalie Loss – Tim Brown (3-5, GAA 2.47)

GANK – Wurky McParty (1), Jimmy Kinnel (1), Sarah M (4), Joe P (2), Bob Probert (8),

Goalie Win – Craig LaC (7-1, GAA 1.46)

Game Notes: Fuzz does a lot better when they are in D2. Serving a great opportunity to be poached for 2020…FK please do your part here…

CK 2 @ Habs 1 F/SO

Evil Dojo – Oliver William Yetter (1)

Goalie Shootout Win – Campbell’s hangover soup (3-0, GAA 0.32, 2 shutouts)

Shootout Winner – Eff Gil Ween (Oliver with the clincher)

Rehabs – Hicksy (6)

Goalie Shootout Loss – Jeff G via fake zog free transfer window

Game Notes: Cobra Kai gets the extra “Let’s delay the day as long as possible” (I mean shootout) point by getting 2/3 in, in the skills comp. Cherie is still wondering who keeps tipping off the goalies when the referee at centre is giving her advice for her shootout attempts…

Hookers 0 @ Filthier 1

Goalie Loss – Dustin O (6-1, GAA 1.11)

Filthier – OP James (7)

Goalie Shutout Win – Tim K (7-2, GAA 1.43)

Grems 2 @ DenDems 3 F/SO

Gremlins – Carcella Molson (2), Erich the G stands for Goal Scorer (9)

Goalie Shootout Loss – Jamie

Demons – Sniping Gino’s (4), Rubens (1)

Shootout Winner – Gino’s Pizza (Bar down Brad with the clincher)

Goalie Shootout Win – Zach L (4-3, GAA 1.78)

Game Notes: Demons finally experience mean reversion and pick up an extra shootout point.

Gut Rot 0 @ Pouts 7 (ouch)

Poutine – James McQ (2), Christian H x2 (3), Charlotte McA (1), Matt fRatt (1), Mike Marr (4), Ryan (1)

Goalie Shutout Win – RJ Dickey

Goalie Loss – Mark C (Not Sam, Eitan, or Ed) (0-1)

Game Notes: Charlotte picked the right game to jump in and score her first goal in her BTSH career…against a rookie goalie and a hapless Rut Rotters….the road to -70 looks bright!

Grems 1 @ Pouts 0

Gremlins – Courtney (1)

Goalie Shutout Win – Jamie (6-3, GAA 1.40, 3 shutouts)

Goalie Loss – RJ Dickey (3-4, GAA 1.25, 2 shutouts)

Game Notes: In the late makeup game, Jamie shines, quickly avenging the shootout from the earlier game to give the Gremlins a much needed win in this “4 point game”, dead locking the Michaliga division teams (see above) in a pile up for the first seed in the division. Well everyone not named Sky Fighters, that is.